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@DrOz Thats just totato juice and Tabasco and some celery. Its definitely healthier and not at all humorous.

Some folks made a big deal out of President Trump joking that diet soda is “healthy.” So yesterday on Air Force One, the President switched things up for us with a spicy virgin Bloody Mary—turns out the real recipe for good health might just be a sense of humor.

@worldofreel This fever dream/everything is terrifying/hey isnt this just repurposed occult stuff? version Catholicism is fantastic.

Mel Gibson’s RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST has wrapped its seven month shoot in Rome. Gibson has described his $250M two-part epic as “an acid trip” featuring angelic/demonic battles set during Christ’s descent into hell. tinyurl.com/muutm69c

86-year-old former congressman Barney Frank joins CNN to discuss the future of the Democratic Party

@AJENews They dont purchase shit americans will be paying for this.

BREAKING: Israel has given final approval for a plan to purchase two new combat squadrons of F-35 and F-15I aircraft from US manufacturers Lockheed Martin and Boeing in a deal worth tens of billions of shekels, the defence ministry says.

@Faj1791 Sure liberals are often retarded. He is a pedophile rapist though, you know that right? Its important that you know that.

The liberals that lead with "he's a pedo" or "he's rapist" every time they say why they hate Trump are always breathtakingly retarded

@DanielNMiller If these assholes run Kamala Harris again you can all just live with that shit im leaving

Kamala Harris just bought an $8 million+ house in a secluded section of Malibu. And to her A-list neighbors, Harris’ new seaside spread — with its putting green and sauna — looks less like a 2028 staging ground than a retreat. My dispatch from Point Dume: politico.com/news/2026/05/0…

@alluringmedia Snorting Adderall doesnt even make it hit harder it just hurts. I thought most people learned that in high school.

For anyone who doesn't believe Trump is a drug addict, as a former drug addict myself, I have to say you're extremely naive. From the first debate with Hillary I knew he was high as a kite. Noel Casler worked with Trump for years: "Trump snorted Adderall all thru the day on ‘Apprentice’ he also ate UK. Sudafed like candy. But at night and at parties he switched to cocaine and high-end Methamphetamine that was hand-delivered by Bikers. The point is he was always high. That hasn’t changed."

@tammydiamonds @1Uprising27091 @Yossi_eli Its far more believable that yours.

@1Uprising27091 @Yossi_eli I love how you literally just invented an entire story

A footage is circulating that appears as if Border Guard fighters are beating a boy with a disability. But in fact, the story is completely the opposite! This boy was near stone-throwers in the Shuafat. The fighters approached him and removed him from the group throwing stones, while applying completely reasonable force. Later, it turned out to them that he was a boy with Down syndrome. What did the Border Guard fighters do? They calmed him down, let him play at the base, met with the father and explained to him that they had removed him from the throwers. In the picture: The boy watching videos with a Border Guard officer.

@WUTangKids Remember the Trump family crest story? He fully stole that creat from the family that used to own mar a lago. The only change was they had "integrity" in Latin on it and Trump removed "Integrity" and replaced it with "Trump"

Classiest broads hang out at Mar-a-Lago

@delaluune @futurevictim_ Why are so many adults here basing their whole lives around liking Japanese shit meant for kids?

@futurevictim_ seen this twice in two different parts of oc

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

@HMunknown17 @ryangrim They do when one candidate appears to be dead.

@lllllIIlIIII @ryangrim Debates do not win elections

Susan Collins is indeed one of the savviest, most talented politicians in America over several decades. She knows what she’s doing. Nobody should underestimate her ability to stay in power. I don’t think anybody is.

@RonFilipkowski All these guys have online profiles with shit like "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots" and think Hegseths Knights Templar tattoo is the coolest shit theyve ever seen and get wait to get one.

DJ Rubio and the Incels.

@maxbridgland @tessiesbestie When is the last time you had tro7ble buying liquor on Sunday in massachusetts?

@tessiesbestie Funny but calling New England areligious is crazy when Massachusetts still has blue laws in place, the puritans came here because of religion, and there's a church almost every block in and around Boston....

mormonism infiltrating my beautiful areligious New England

@DrSarteschi Plus the whole premise is irrelevant because theyre traveling and not participating in commerce, which means youre not responsible for anything you do, for some reason.

Sovereign citizen logic: "Because of my care on the road, and my faith in God, | choose not to insure my car, neither do | register it to the corporate STATE OF ETC."

@Donosaurasrex @voiceofrabbis Really?

@voiceofrabbis Is Zionism causing the destruction and death in Gaza and Lebanon? Or is it Israel?

This is the part they don’t show you. An openly anti-Zionist Jewish community. Anti-Zionism is NOT Anti-Semitism! Everyone should protest against Zionism, Zionism is not Judaism. Being against Zionism does not make you an enemy of the Jews.

@edzitron Holy shit is that real? This asshole is like a supervillain.

Jesus CHRIST

@atrupar I ve had bad seizures and they give you this exact test after you wake up.

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

@puckempire He can team up with Russell brand and make some money off it

Convicted r*pist and former professional hockey player and NHL draft pick Ben Johnson says he will be "going across America and preaching the gospel" at NHL arenas during the playoffs. In 2013, Johnson forced a 16-year old to perform oral sex in a bathroom stall while she was intoxicated before he raped her, causing vaginal bleeding. Keep this rapist away from minors & women, @nhl!

@ShadowofEzra @GenXGirl1994 All racist fear mongering bullshit. Gutting israeli influence and dorty money out of our political system would be the best thing to happen for this country in the entire modern era. No more of their wars. No more paying for their atrocities.

Randy Fine is in full panic, saying Israel’s control over America is about to end in both the Democrat and Republican parties. He says they need to do something before it is too late. He hides this under the cover of antisemitism. “We will lose America.” “This is about Judeo-Christian values.”