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@mirandareinert if u haven’t read tim kinsella’s novels yet read the karaoke singer’s guide to self defense !

looking to purchase A Book what do you guys recommend nothing bad or boring or humiliating to pull out at my job

In the end the Party would announce that 9 +10 = 21, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it

@t3thy5 @futurevictim_ oh man i wish i could see that lmao

@delaluune @futurevictim_ guy who shows up at my work every once in a while has one which he has completely rebadged to a 4runner entirely with jb weld and mounted a crazy horn setup by screwing shit directly into the roof. not entirely related but its funny

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

@thugmajesty7 popping a blue chew before the bob dylan concert

taking a blue chew and popping on a werner herzog documentary

@futurevictim_ seen this twice in two different parts of oc

@t3thy5 @futurevictim_ literally the only time i’ve seen a cybertruck do truck stuff. i once saw a guy struggle to fit three suitcases in one at lax arrivals and he ended up putting one in the backseat

@delaluune @futurevictim_ credit where credit is due they are actually doing truck stuff with a truck ... even if it is just a bunch of insulation here, id like to imagine theyre actually building something nice.

@mattjayyuri @TheJDMara theyre also the guys playing the rivoli after the failed skydive plan at the start :0

@TheJDMara it took me way too long to realize mattlings were the construction guys at the end

cornplating AGAIN i literally never realized matt and jays 2025 selves say the exact same thing as their 2008 selves when they see eachother. same tone in voice and everything. am i the last person to realize this

red button pushers have no theory of mind

@horseboysummer i’d somehow missed update day but when tossing bikes happened in the web series i freaked out

there are 3 ntbts things i saw years before i watched the show: update day, “just fucking tossing bikes into the river, bro”, and somehow, this interview clip

@blessyoulester @okjaybird i went to berklee and was one of the few chums who actually got their degree lol but yes barely anyone who’s made a name for themselves actually graduates from berklee cause they manage to get off the ground before that happens

@okjaybird irt 1) iirc laufey said on tiktok that it’s a joke that “nobody graduates from berklee” bc they start a big project or become famous. it rly elevates the “jay went to school abroad + returned to ask matt to move in w him to commit to a project that became ntbts” story for me <3

so many things, 1 didn’t know that jay dropped out of berklee woah 2 “i didn’t know that/neither did i” im particularly charmed by this idk why and then 3 jay going “i’ll be in it” like it’s not even a question

@KennethDolll @pfaffphobic it’s when matt jumps out of the bunk bed to take the call as tony in the yard lol

@pfaffphobic send proof lol what lol haha

@pfaffphobic @orchidsfilm from the little hints they’ve given us on season 3 i have reason to believe this footage will see the light of day but don’t let me start a rumor lol

THEY GOT ARREATED AT THE SKYDOME???? CONTEXT I BEG

@mockucentury OMG MR SHOW genuinely one of the best sketch comedy shows ever. humor is def a lil dated sometimes but it usually feels like it’s at the expense of whoever is saying the awful thing

IM ACTUALLY SOBBINGGGGGG NATHAN FIELDER FUCKED UP MY ENTIRE PLAN OF WHAT I WAS GOING TO WATCH.

@thugmajesty7 like troy in community when he was 10 for two years cause 5th grade was hard

If I had a child son id lie to him and tell him no more birthdays and he gotta be 5 forever if he doesn’t act right

@thugmajesty7 the tape is covering bullet holes isnt it

I just realized that today is Neil's day...

@vicoviconii dont forget the episode where hal led a worker's revolution at the grocery store lois worked at!!

"they made malcolm woke!!" the og show had a black disabled character, gay jokes that WERENT just surface level quips about queerness, francis married a native american woman, showed actual meaningful plotlines with special ed kids, and reese gave his BROTHER a HICKEY

@mockucentury he looks like my nephew on facetime

wearing sweat pants to bed, but I rolled them up for good luck #middleagedtoddler

just saw a dude at lax arrivals struggle to fit two checked bags in a cybertruck (one ended up in the back seat) and immediately after a lady pulled up in a mazda sedan and fit 3 in her trunk