Seth Goodman ✍+⌨+☕=📚

To Melody “Lark” Larkness, dancing means survival, but a high-caliber Scottsdale Gentlemen’s Club with a no-touch policy and tight security offers a respite from her troubled past. Until the new floor manager’s unhealthy interest crosses the line into obsession. #PitMad #NA #T

@FBIDirectorKash Quiet Piggy

Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

@DearS_o_n Property tax

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

For the next few days my horror short story collection is completely free! I would love as many people as possible to grab a copy and hopefully get a few more reviews. amazon.com/dp/B0CCMVG12J/…

@Bethyo I was, but it's working again

Anyone else having trouble with Twitter? No? Crud. I might've been hacked.

@Oceanbreeze473 No scandals? 😂😂😂😂😂

Young Bill & Hillary Clinton in the 1970s. Still together 50 years later. No scandals. No cheating. No drama. Just true love.

@SDDonovan past, and 3rd person

Do you prefer reading books in present tense or past tense?

@C_3C_3 Quiet Piggy

The Republicans are one fair election away from destroying the Democrat Party and the Democrats are one stolen election away from destroying America. The SAVE America Act is that important. Simple.

@ginamilan_ Yes, if they want to destroy door dash and impress gullible people

Not gonna lie, whoever came up with the DoorDash grandma bringing McDonald’s to the White House is a PR genius.

@PressSec Quiet Piggy. Only stupid people don't know that's fake

President Trump just received a McDonald’s delivery order from a DoorDash driver outside the Oval Office! Thanks to President Trump signing No Tax on Tips into law, Sharron is using the $11,000 in tips that she made last year to support her family. 💰 🚗 🍔 🍟

@tonyhenandez790 Scott Draper

Writers: Drop the name of the “villian” in your story or WIP No context. Just name.

@SamChiodo143685 @LisaRHP @TheMattViera None that I've ever heard of. None even close.

@LisaRHP @TheMattViera Plenty.

My friend is a teacher Owns a home Has ~$300k invested Makes $117k per year Works 9 months per year Home by 5:00pm each day Does whatever she wants on weekends Travels outside the States each summer Will retire with a pension & health coverage Teaching careers are underrated

@lcd_dont_Lie2Me @TheMattViera Correct

@TheMattViera Let me adjust for reality. Owns = mortgage Makes $117k = $52k in most places Works 9 months = spouse has a job Home by 5 = many weekends at school activities Teachers live at poverty levels in most places. It works because the other person in a family has a “lions share” job

@TheMattViera And I can't imagine where a teacher makes $117K or whatever you said. Unless they are a college professor

@TheMattViera My wife and I are teachers. Didn't go to the movies yesterday because payday is next week and, well, teaching salaries are truly sad.

Festus, Missouri voted out every single council member who approved a data center against the community's wishes. Every. Single. One. That's the blueprint. From micro to macro.

@BeccaACarter Side eye?

I think I'm too nice to people. In fact I should intimidate people a lot more

Just a reminder that in TWO WEEKS I'll be here with a plethora of other authors and vendors! Come see us at the old depot building at Greer Station and across form Greer City Park! Would love to chat, say hi, and sign a book for you!

@emkenobi More than a few someones

Your dad literally raped someone

@StevenCheung47 Quiet Piggy

There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him.

@MillerDakotaJ correct

I’ve had about 5 people tell me they bought my book over the past week but only 1 order has shown up on KDP. Anyone else have this issue? My guess is maybe with physical books Amazon doesn’t show the order until it ships?