Malaps Deep

Scorpion King @DjMaphorisa open.spotify.com/track/66Fl1gNy…

@akafaceUS What in a sharktail is going on here

Woman went to Turkey to get her teeth done.. Here are the results.

@CrimeWatch_RSA @NPA_Prosecutes @SAPoliceService Fear abo Steve Wonder

[CONVICTION FOR FRAUD] Major General Patrick Asaneng, the Deputy Provincial Commissioner of the North West Province, has been convicted on charges of fraud. The conviction arises from the unlawful misuse of state resources during 2019. The court found that he improperly utilised state resources for personal benefit, in contravention of the applicable regulations. Sentencing proceedings are scheduled to continue on 20 and 21 July 2026.

@VITO_G_Wagon That's sexy as fuvk

This is a turn off 😩😩😩

@JBTHEPLUG1 Woodmead

Gun pointed at your head, name a wood.

@AkanimiltonM Lol I didn't even notice

Benni McCarthy X Siya Kolisi🤝

Lowkey, the person you’re stressing about… is sleeping peacefully with their data off.

Some of y’all don’t want love… you want soft life funded by someone else.

Dating in SA is wild… you must have money, time, patience, vibes… and still get ‘I’m not ready for a relationship.

You’re not single… you’re in a talking stage with 5 people and confusing yourself.

Bro said ‘that’s my girl’… but her phone on silent for him and loud for ‘just a friend.

Stop blaming ‘the dating pool’… you keep swimming back to the same type.

You’re not ‘hard to love’… you’re just used to chaos, so peace feels boring.

Some relationships don’t end… they just slowly turn into situationships with memories.

Y’all say ‘communication is key’… but start acting different the moment someone asks real questions.

Modern dating is crazy… you can be loyal, consistent, and respectful… and still lose to ‘he’s just a friend

He said ‘I’m different’… same script, different actor.

I asked her ‘what do you bring to the table?’ She said ‘me.’ Table still empty.

Y’all don’t want a relationship… you want someone to entertain you until someone better replies.

She said ‘I want something serious’… but treats communication like it’s optional.

I don’t break hearts… I just confirm their trust issues.