@TolerantParadox @mollylroberts I hear in response to the sandwich, they mustered more troops!
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Mapache
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Mapache
@mapache
Trickster god. Snarky progressive curmudgeon. Swears in four languages. I stand with 🇺🇦 & 🏳️⚧️. @[email protected]
California Inscrit le Şubat 2007
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@mollylroberts What are the charges? "Assault with a deli weapon?"
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Back for Day 2 of Sandwich Guy’s trial. In government opening statement: “This case is about the fact that you can’t go around throwing stuff at people when you’re mad.”
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@LoveCodeTrade @StatisticUrban The “farmers” who vote red don’t grow jack shit. They own the farms, but all the actual farm labor is done by Latino migrants.
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@StatisticUrban To be fair, the red counties tend to produce what we need for survival (food, energy, etc).
The farmers who vote red would be fine without the cities. But the cities could not survive without the farmers.
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@ninaturner A nationwide, or even statewide general strike has NEVER HAPPENED in the US. The last citywide general strike in the US was over a century ago. It’s simply not going to happen. It’s like planning on a literal unicorn to purge the fascism out of republicans with its magical horn.
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This is not ok.
California retaliating is not ok.
Whichever state responds to California is not ok.
This is an acceleration of the erosion of democracy and someone in the DNC needs to have the backbone to call it out and start organizing a general strike.
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas House gives initial approval to new maps that would create up to 5 more winnable congressional seats for the GOP.
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@saliozzia @venturetwins It’s like Daniel Tiger’s foul-mouthed teenage cousin.
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@venturetwins i did not expect the cute racoon to be the angry little shit that he is
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Calling it: AGI (artificial gooning intelligence) has been achieved externally
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@dorkweeb @Thinkwert The flip cap, introduced in the 1990s, was a substantial increase in the convenience of dispensing toothpaste without having to unscrew and rescrew the cap.
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@SpevansEvans @Angry_Staffer Nah, they knew we’d notice and planned to gaslight us with the same “Golly gosh-darn, what a funny coinkydink! You must be crazy for thinking we put that in on purpose” that they trot out every time they’re caught sneaking in neo-nazi symbols and imagery, which they never fix.
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@Angry_Staffer They probably thought no one would notice. 🙄
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Fire this graphic designer, immediately
Department of War 🇺🇸@DeptofWar
Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸 Let us honor the emblem of our nation and the stars and stripes that unite us all. As we display our nations flag and reflect on the values it represents, let’s celebrate the freedom, courage and resilience that makes our country great.
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@EtheHerring Yeah, the whole episode just felt gross. Where were the lawsuits? The calling their representatives to ask for laws to be passed? If nothing else, I fully expected it to end with the husband live-streaming himself committing a mass shooting of everyone in the corporate office.
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@BowlOfMice @Angry_Staffer I’m sure they’re hard at working figuring out how to get E. coli contamination into the almond and oat milks, so you don’t miss out…
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@Angry_Staffer Things you never thought you would hear!
"These days, I'm rather glad that I am lactose intolerant"
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@Cayn193755 @ClaireMax Thanks for the name. I looked her up, and now I’m following another great artist!
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@ClaireMax His one sided beef with yora is comical
Calls Yora a feminist,try’s to use another artist to drag Yora down and fails, and his only art he makes is ai and he tries to judge others
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I bet women cover their drinks when this guy walks by
Yorch Torch Games@YorchTorchGames
Gamers, My marketing lessons have enjoyed massive popularity over the past 6 months. It's time for me to introduce lessons on beauty standards in art. Here's the first one.
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This woman is a Nazi. We have to be able to call a spade a spade.
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@TheRickWilson I, for one, would not personally antagonize and betray the soldiers of a country with a proven track record of performing explosive assassinations deep within enemy nations, but I’m not high on Ketamine.
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Kinda weird that SecDef is announcing to the world that he has tax problems.
Totally normal to blame Biden for your failure to pay taxes
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth
Of course the outgoing Biden IRS rushed an “audit” of the incoming SecDef. Total sham. The party of “norms” and “decency” strikes again. We will never back down.
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@reborkulous @TheRickWilson The continental US does not produce any coffee. Hawaii does, but the US’s annual coffee consumption is 282 times (times, not percent) Hawaii’s production.
usafacts.org/articles/where…
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Enjoy wildly more expensive coffee to go with your nonexistent eggs.
Rick Wilson@TheRickWilson
Donald Trump sanctioning and slapping his hissy-fit tariffs on the Colombians is great news for China.
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@moonwatcher1 @FPWellman Nah, Riefenstahl was an enthusiastic Nazi, but she was far too good at her job to have any place in a Trump administration.
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@FPWellman It means it's now called "The The National Endowment for the Arts That Leni Riefenstahl Would Have Agreed to Produce".
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@ranastrans @JennyENicholson It’s like the Hallmark Channel hired a porn director to film a sci-fi movie: She’s a big city space cadet flying home for Christmas, but she crash-lands on a small-town desert planet where she meets a struggling space mechanic with endless clean white t-shirts, then marries him.
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@JennyENicholson why is her vibe futuristic space cadet and hes just on jeans and a white tee
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I haven't worked with this tech before so I wanted to ask, does all this stuff look so porny purely because of the bias of the material it's trained on or are these people typing stuff like "she pilots ship (very shiny crotch)"
Déborah@dvorahfr
I present to you my first AI story, That's more than three weeks of work, concentrated in 4 minutes. It's fun to use the most modern tools and start again at the level of silent cinema. I hope you enjoy it. animation by @Kling_ai
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@JudgmentSigma @gamesarentart This image was run through a lossless compression algorithm.
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@DanielJones9417 @JeremiahDJohns The wife’s reaction is certainly more restrained than an aquarium’s would be if you went in and tried to have sex with the fish.
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@JeremiahDJohns I choose to believe she simply accepted the "it's like an aquarium" explanation and that moved the conversation forward to a point where she didn't agree but understood. A gaycation is nothing like an aquarium!
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Losing my mind over this reddit post of a husband who insists to his wife that all straight men go on 'gaycations' where they must "surrender mind, body and soul" to the gaycation or "be destroyed".
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@catvalente For years, I’ve described him as desperate to convince the world he’s Gyro Gearloose, when he’s plainly Flintheart Glomgold.
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Never have I felt so vindicated, or so shitty about being vindicated, as I do whenever I recall being loudly booed at an SF convention ten years ago for saying “Elon Musk is not Tony Stark, he’s not your friend, & he’s not out to save anyone or anything.”
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@JoJoFromJerz Hey now, clowns actually have a strict code of professional ethics: mycoai.com/code-of-ethics/
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