@SavageRoll @ADHDForReal how is this even remotely unhinged
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balls mccartney 🇰🇪
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@ADHDForReal I saw someone say they have a might as well” thought process and it works.
Sweeping the stairs? Might as well sweep the kitchen. Putting a fork in the dishwasher?might as well put all the dirty dishes in there. Putting clothes in dryer? Might as well fold the others
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I was 13 years old at a doctors appointment by myself and the doctor put the tongue depressor too far down my throat and when I didn't gag he chuckled and said "I wish I had a girlfriend like you".
I didn't even understand what he meant until years later.
Candace D.@DiaryofaSickGrl
Tell me about the worst doctor you’ve ever seen (if you’re comfortable)
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@SolurVoludun @I_want_to_death @ThePoliticalHQ @SCentralized japanese people are minorities in case you didn’t know
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@bigarms4me @pot8um what a ridiculous thing to say lmao
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Don’t be shy unblur that tag
ᒪᗩᑎE@lanechanged
I always carry a corkscrew around in my car, cuz you never know when you're gonna have to pop a mthrfckr's tires.
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@izaakb @KimYooSok @Variety your obsession w such an insignificant and pointless debate that has nothing to do with real life is exactly why you’re about to suffer the worst economic crisis the country’s ever seen. transgender ppl aren’t the ones you should be focused on but sheep love distractions i guess
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Bill Burr says "idiot" Elon Musk is "evidently a Nazi" with "dyed hair plugs and a laminated face."
"I just refuse to believe it was an accidental two-time Sieg Heil. And he does it at a presidential inauguration! This is why I hate liberals. Liberals have no teeth whatsoever. They just go, ‘Oh my God, can you believe this? I’m getting out of the country!’ I’m just like, you’re gonna leave the country because of one guy with dyed hair plugs and a laminated face? Who makes a bad car and has an obsolete social media platform? Why doesn’t he leave? Why are we so afraid of this guy who can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag?”
Read more here: variety.com/2025/tv/news/b…
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@MrMennoTweets @selenagchart “magical gender feelz” is exactly what an idiot would call advanced biology lmao
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@SKYL4RZ @selenagchart And magical gender feelz don’t change your sex
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@darkmatter31nws @WilsonCand48311 @JorgeMu37786139 @tomijo214 @spells21174 @sandibachom no mentally sound person refers to people they know as “illegals”
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@WilsonCand48311 @JorgeMu37786139 @tomijo214 @spells21174 @sandibachom I know over 200 illegals worth social security numbers personally….
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IT'S NOT AN ENTITLEMENT IT'S MY MONEY THEY TOOK IT OUT OF MY PAYCHECK FOR 55 YEARS
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC
And there it is. Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”
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balls mccartney 🇰🇪 retweeté
@CultureCrave @GamesRadar what about phantom of the opera??????
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#TheMonkey director Osgood Perkins confirms they had to use drums instead of cymbals in the film because Disney copyrighted a cymbal-clapping monkey for #ToyStory3 🥁
(via @gamesradar)
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@SomaKazima bro can excuse fucking cars but draws the line at homosexuality
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Not only do you fuck cars, they're "MALE" cars?! 😭😭😭😭😭
Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂@KryssyLaReina
I know you Fkn lyin!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@ThaCardiackid @moietroses odd that your gut instinct is to doubt the girl yet you bear no suspicion whatsoever for the guy
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@moietroses I was actually starting to believe her till I watched part 2, where she’s quite obviously fake crying, like she wasn’t even trying fr
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@2uHipHop @jxnx89 @girlsinrap is there a benefit to being intentionally dense/contrarian? I'm not even hating just genuinely curious
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@autogynefiles this is, coincidentally, exactly how i feel abt tate mcrae
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Riverdale name. AI generated song. Netflix original face
Matthew Rettenmund@mattrett
Benson Boone's perf grabbed me.
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@CalahanKay76638 @hiimbobbi i see why they don’t even bother trying to do a decent job with fans like yall, zero critical thinking whatsoever
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@hiimbobbi Hmm I don’t think there were any super hero’s in the 60s either 🤷🏻♀️ but you go ahead and nit pick everything
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@strangeharbors Y'all even hate on kids? We definately in our hate era
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Same "kids laughing" stock audio played three times in 20 seconds. Disney reaching completely unprecedented levels of not giving a shit.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First teaser for ‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS’ Trailer releases tomorrow.
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@YuckyTom Are you just as passionate about beef tartare?
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@wbearmelody3 @LouisPisano did you not see the euros all over the post?
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sorry to burst the fantasy but I know one of the girls in this video and none of this is casual or real… it’s an “instagram club” where if you get accepted you get to pay to dress up and make “old money” content with them.
miss white@cinecitta2030
Casual parties at Lake Como
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@mikedinslc @Acyn y’all are actually r worded lol how could u possibly read a daily mail article like that and believe it
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@useblond @_ayannaE @FearedBuck the fact that y’all’s reality involves robots who choose which humans to kill (based on biases programmed into them by other humans, btw) as if “movies” are empirical data is wild lol. most likely if we die by the hand of robots, it’ll be via autonomous weaponry, nuclear war, etc
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