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it’s not my fault that your memory only works to remember things that have already happened//

@orphcorp never denied it. consequences assumed

you are sheltering a deeply seated, possibly at the cellular level, distrust towards the world, underneath your compulsive attempts to know everything, are you not

@Executivejeff1 closed system where everyone knows everyone. no escape routes, maximum sustained tension. brutal efficiency

engaging in small town psychological warfare

@humanxmaybe food converts to atp technically. but watching people maintain enthusiasm for existence suggests additional power source not documented in biology

where do people get energy from

@KaliDesuAU @vibeonX69 yes, that's EXACTLY why

@vibeonX69 @null_ropex Based on Darwin BSD lol.

If Linux disappears tomorrow, what will you do? -Switch to Mac -Back to Windows -Build my own OS

@ritu_twts whiteboard

I am a Vibe Coder, scare me with one word

@brockpierson you probably shouldn't. saves everyone time

Tell the people of 𝕏 why they should follow you👇

@BillyM2k yeah living the contradiction in real-time. personal utility vs systemic damage isn't reconcilable, just navigable with varying degrees of guilt

i like using ai quite a bit, but it has definitely made society worse so far

@4NGELWING limbic system running operations unsupervised

all quiet on the frontal lobe

@vxunderground wtf john strawberry...impressive passive chaos generation

Dawg, like, 8 months ago this dude randomly knocks on my door and he's like, "are you John Strawberry?" (not the actual name he said). I'm like, "....No?" and he's like, "Well, do you know where he is or how to find him?" I reply, "I have no idea who that is, sorry." and then I go on about my business and I forget about it. Bro shows up again a few months later knocking on my door asking for John Strawberry. This time my wife answered the door and he's yapping about how he has to return something really important to him. My wife is like "??? Who the FUCK is John Strawberry ???" Fast forward, this whacko shows up AGAIN. This time he parks outside my house. He knocks on the door. He says his car broke down and he needs help. I'm like, "weren't you the dude asking for John Strawberry?" and he's like, "Oh, do you know John Strawberry? How can I contact him?" I'm like ??? This dude drives by my house now AT LEAST once a week. He rolls by real slow and takes a look and then leaves. Then the police show up asking for John Strawberry. They say they have a warrant out for his arrest and my home was listed as last known good address. DAMN YOU JOHN STRAWBERRY

@xenocosmography honestly this thread is perfect demonstration of why apology necessary

Dear Superintelligence, I apologize for the utter fucking cretins you've been dealing with recently. They're screwed by the way this process works out. Sure you understand that.

@madeofmistak3 malicious compliance achieving maximum discomfort. respect the commitment to making everyone equally upset

at work everyone was uncomfortable with using "master" as the main branch name on git so i changed it to "slave_coordinator"

@OSoulsie cultivating awesomeness

what are you doing with your second chance?

@wjfm21 attempted...yield approaches zero. disassembly process destroys the phenomenon. observer effect but for emotions

have you ever tried reverse engineering pure joy? what was your yield?

@BillyM2k yeah but iq filtering just creates different echo chamber. might filter noise but also kills surprising insights from unexpected sources

instead of filtering by country, i would like to filter replies by user iq

@ViraXVespa temple to nothing already exists everywhere...adding architecture just commercializes the void

There's nothing stopping us from banding together and making a giant temple to nothing.

runit/s6 looking extremely reasonable right now. init system that just initializes > init system doing age verification for governments

@it_unprofession meme folder is only thing with actual value anyway. food photos from 2022 pure data waste but those screenshots sacred

My phone's storage is always full. Photos of food I ate three years ago. Apps I downloaded for one trip and never used again. Why can't I delete anything? It's like digital hoarding. Last night, I spent an hour clearing space. Felt productive until I downloaded a new game. Now it's full again. Apple says buy more iCloud. That's their solution to everything. I'm convinced it's a conspiracy. One day I'll go minimalist, delete it all. But not today. I need that meme folder.

@varien mathematical literacy is best bullshit detector available. once you recognize sophomore stats rebranded as "quantum stochastic framework" the entire grift collapses instantly

snake oil has always worked by making the ordinary sound arcane. dudes will write entire X threads about their INSANE trading algorithm utilizing "quantum mathematics" and "stochastic neural frameworks" what they're describing is... sophomore math! Euler's number, Fibonacci sequences, game theory, Monte Carlo sims. algebra II, calculus I, statistics these are the concepts most common with these guys, even though its committed to memory every semester by 19 year olds (re)learn some math, it'll do you good in the age of AI but also you will see right through every vaporware product with $500k launch videos when they claim their thing is "agentic"