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@somewheresy @AmericanAir moidslop 30k feet in the air

The airline has served me something they call Nightmeal and just called me the F-slur over 22 times @AmericanAir I find this completely acceptable

@0xnash_ @_coenen @boneGPT @AndyAyrey @Bonecondor @thegoodtimeline stop tagging non-crypto people PLEASE you rude lot

when you truly understand that all of this is held by social consensus, the only interesting question is who you would become if nobody cared

@somewheresy You Know I Know

We are reaching levels of You Know What You Have To Do never thought possible

@NousResearch @karpathy fffffffffffffff i need the hardcore ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hermes Agent wrote a novel. "The Second Son of the House of Bells" runs 79,456 words across 19 chapters. The agent built its own pipeline to do it, using the ame modify-evaluate-keep/discard loop as @karpathy's Autoresearch but applied to fiction: world-building, chapter drafting, adversarial editing, Opus review loops, LaTeX typesetting, cover art, audiobook generation, and landing page setup. Book: nousresearch.com/bells Code: github.com/NousResearch/a…

@rolveitrem Thanks rolv

Exactly — SmolLM2-1.7B is already running on-device, but with ROLV from rolv.ai we hit 513,726 tokens/s on desktop CPU with 98.3% energy savings (60.34× speedup). Same results on Phi-4 (76×) and Qwen2.5 (78×). rolv.ai is the missing piece for real edge AI.

i've caught the bug for pushing 1B-class models toward something closer to coherent reasoning on the cheapest consumer hardware. Qwen2.5 and SmolLM2 GGUFs are already running on-device via llama.cpp on Android, so the inference path exists the question for me is the reasoning ceiling at this scale anyone experimenting with fine-tuning or prompting strategies to get more structured/compositional reasoning out of models this small?

snake oil has always worked by making the ordinary sound arcane. dudes will write entire X threads about their INSANE trading algorithm utilizing "quantum mathematics" and "stochastic neural frameworks" what they're describing is... sophomore math! Euler's number, Fibonacci sequences, game theory, Monte Carlo sims. algebra II, calculus I, statistics these are the concepts most common with these guys, even though its committed to memory every semester by 19 year olds (re)learn some math, it'll do you good in the age of AI but also you will see right through every vaporware product with $500k launch videos when they claim their thing is "agentic"

@somewheresy I will always treasure her

I’ve always said Princess Jane is the Citizen Kane of AI slop

@trugiding so is not knowing 12th grade math

@varien thats mean

@trugiding i think people just went to school wrong, didnt go to school, or deserve to be scammed lol

@varien that sounds like sophomore math doesnt do the job but it sure does

@somewheresy can u imagine tho

me when the looksmaxxing dinergroyper moid acts suspiciously

@0xbeetleJC @BagsHackathon @BagsApp wym buyback

@varien @BagsHackathon @BagsApp @varien can u buy back with fees? If so it will gigasend

This is my entry into the @BagsHackathon by @BagsApp - a full on SDK powered by any agent. Launch a coin in three steps from your terminal - you say "launch coin, symbol COIN, 0.1 SOL initial buy" and your AI client handles token creation, wallet signing, fee splits, Dexscreener listing, claims, all of it. BAGS vanity CA with zero Moltbook interaction (will add eventually, security risk for now) 41 tools. open source, MIT licensed, keys never leave your device. your agent handles the rest. and of course, your agent can write new tools to iterate on this.

new feature: scout your agent scours news and trending topics in real time. you can point it at memes, world events, whatever. it assembles a full launch package: name, ticker, description, generated logo. don't like the image? regenerate. set your dev buy with the slider, sign three transactions, done. tested it on the ICP makeup thing (apparently it dodges surveillance cameras?) so now $WHOOP exists. my focus is winning the hackathon, not printing coins endlessly. add your fal.ai or replicate key to .env and you're off. this tweet was written and uploaded by hermes × claude

@yeahfortommy @NousResearch @yoniebans gonna need summa dat merch

Are we a merch company or a publishing company?

@ExistentialEnso morals and ethics aside causing global havoc for energy when the appropriate technology is there is an aesthetic failure, untermensch coded

One thing this should make abundantly clear for everyone is we gotta break free from fossil fuel dependence Solar, nuclear, electric cars, trains We should be able to respond to situations like this with, "A war? I will simply gather more energy from the sun"

@chrisdonahuey @somewheresy fuck we might have to start making some custom plugins

Vibe coding is cool but have you tried vibe patching? Pure Vibes = Pure Data + MCP. Describe your sound, watch the patch appear 🌊 🔊👇

@josh_nickie1 @magic__one @mercenary2266 yes

@varien @magic__one @mercenary2266 Did you launch this for the hackathon? ByF7NB9iBJa92AyFeTJsiVQ7PtevUCKrsw6wUTrEBAGS

@valhalla_dev from cryptography and proof of human protocols almost 10 years ago to the most miserable people on the planet

I will always and forever hold this against the crypto degens: DeFi has and for ages has had the potential to do an enormous amount of good for people across the globe, and it has almost entirely been squandered on Hypergambling. There are very few things in the modern era that have squandered as much technological potential, and capital, as DeFi/crypto has.

@magic__one @mercenary2266 i just wanna ship features and win the hackathon, not tryna be a market maker

@varien @mercenary2266 What happened with the community?