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Our House Inscrit le Nisan 2020
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@OgodoSandra "If you can't be consistent, don't start it with a woman."
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XandyOby🌹@OgodoSandra·
I helped this woman several times… but the one time I needed her, she priced me like a stranger. There’s this woman around my area who does cleaning jobs. I’ve helped her with food, money… I’ve never turned her away. So when I got a space for my pharmacy and needed someone to clean it, she was the first person that came to my mind. I called her, described the place, and she told me ₦25,000. I was surprised because the space isn’t even that big. I tried to plead with her based on how I’ve always helped her… I told her my budget was ₦20,000. She refused and said if not because she knows me, it would even be more. So I left it. I eventually got someone else to clean the same space for ₦12,000. A few weeks later, I saw her again. She came to greet me and asked me to buy something for her like she usually does. I told her no. Since that day, she doesn’t greet me again. Was I wrong? If it were you, would you have helped her?
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@jon_d_doe You want to be a wife, but avoid wife duties. You want a wife, but do the duties of your wife. They come online and ">>>" men who cook for their wives. But hate men who do women's things. I don tire
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Àgbà John Doe
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe·
I even feel ashamed, discussing this topic of cooking by women. Some women really fell off. Or is it some men that fell off? Because I don't understand how a man would be saying that "he prefers to cook while his wife prefers to eat". Uwa bu paw paw mehn. Shit.
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@Izang_phinehas @ABUJAPLUG Women are human beings, too... let him behave however he pleases.
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Marvnn@Izang_phinehas·
@ABUJAPLUG Now you are behaving like a woman. She hurt you, let her cheating ass go, and move on with your life
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@MhieNelly "Her frontal lobe never fully develop"
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NELLY🌺@MhieNelly·
My close female friend who lives in the Uk is currently telling me about how she's tired of her husband who took her over there and changed her live to the boss lady she is today. And she's considering divorce too, ofcourse they're both now citizens of that country and once she does that.. we all know exactly what is gonna happen to that innocent man who changed her life..
Sir Dickson@Wizarab10

I don't care what happens in a marriage, nobody deserves to lose all they worked for because of a divorce. It is insane criminality. The world has gone mad. If you don't want to marry again, then leave. Nobody should ever get to claim another person's asset.

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@Adunniolaide02 Tell that Aunty to bring that phone, and I'll point it out
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Adunni onidata😌
Adunni onidata😌@Adunniolaide02·
My husband went through my phone, and since then he hasn’t said a word to me. I saw him going through it but pretended I was asleep. I didn’t want to wake up and ask for my phone because it would seem like I had something to hide. I lay there pretending to be asleep while I watched his facial expressions change. He put the phone down quietly and came to lie next to me. A few minutes later, I placed my leg on him, and he wiggled his way out. I threw my arms around him, still pretending to be asleep, and he wiggled out again. I didn’t question him or do anything. I woke up the next morning, greeted him like we always do, and he responded under his breath. Since then, words have been few and far between. He talks only when I ask questions, and the answers come in single words instead of sentences. When I ask what the problem is, he tells me he’s fine. I’ve gone through my phone, shaken it sideways, up and down, just in case a message I didn’t know I had would fall out, but there’s nothing to warrant his new way of treating me. How do I get him to come clean about what he thinks he saw? He’s acting weird, like he saw something that hurt his feelings or made him feel less of a man, but there’s nothing on my phone, not even a man calling me “dear” or “babe.” He’s making me overthink things I shouldn’t be thinking about, and I don’t like it. #copied
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@popeehugo @theowoyinka Was was pouring garri water on the spot the maid had already cleaned. A 16 year old girl! Read again, please... before people gather for us.
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PoPee@popeehugo·
@theowoyinka Spoilt kid with garri water.. How ?? Na garri dem take spoil her??
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Owóyínká@theowoyinka·
I was in someone’s house yesterday to get some files. While waiting, a lady was mopping and then the daughter of the man I had went to meet, poured the Garri water on the floor where it has been mopped. The lady mopping got angry and started to mop the area again. I was actually expecting a brain reset igbaju or igabrun. But no, she didn’t do that. The man’s daughter poured another garri water on the floor and I was forced to stand up. While these were happening, the man who was on the seat o... 😮⤵️
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Ikemileyi@ladycarpenter01·
I am currently at the market 🔥 What would you love me to get for you??? If you dey Ibadan, come for Amala this weekend 😋😋😋
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@Aynoniii @RIAOFIBADAN I dey show appreciation boss... thank you for opening my eye
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RIA OF IBADAN
RIA OF IBADAN@RIAOFIBADAN·
You got an iPhone 16 for your babe and another guy swaps the phone thw phone you got for her to iPhone 17 The gluttony of these girls is something else, girls don't you talk to yourselves. Like what is this😔 I have never seen something like this before in my life.
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@Nuellababyboo It's a lie. Women don't like secs
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Ellabella@Nuellababyboo·
Lot of married women are sex starved.
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Adunni onidata😌
Adunni onidata😌@Adunniolaide02·
Can someone explain to me how my maid manages to use up a 30-piece pack of sanitary pads in just one month? She insists that she changes them four times a day. Doesn't that seem excessive? In contrast, I use the same pad for three months. I would appreciate it if you could share how long this sanitary pad lasts for you? #copied.
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Maria💜
Maria💜@Marbae247·
Nawa for you men o! Talking stage una….ordinary 1gb data this mumu no fit do for person Men and selfishness🫱🫲😡🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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@Marbae247 Nah me open bumbum?🤷‍♂️
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RIA OF IBADAN@RIAOFIBADAN·
If you are awake by this time, only one thing is involved. There is no peace of mind. May God give you peace, GOOD MORNING ❣️
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Tyneebee@still_Debz004·
Na thinking wake me up like this. God please let it be my turn soon🙏
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Bukola Oni
Bukola Oni@BukolaOni10·
A male NYSC corps member was posted to a government secondary school in Ekiti State. He had repeatedly warned a group of students who were in the habit of hiding in the bush after arriving late to school. One day, while correcting them, a confrontation broke out and one of the boys struck him with a ring. The impact reportedly left the corps member blind instantly. His Head of Department happens to be a family friend.
Uncle K! 🗡 🔴⚫@MilanKore

Tell me a story that sounds fabricated but it's 100% true..

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@Omotola2326 "come and price it nah" is s trap... I don't stress. I no dey go meet section of the market again. I simply wait for sallah, Xmas, and parties. Until I have enough money, that's what I'll continue to do.
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Kaothar❤
Kaothar❤@Omotola2326·
Me: went to the market to buy meat Meat seller: this one is 5k Me: turned back (thinking of buying ponmo jeje)😹 Meat seller: come and price it nah Me: Haa no need. You won’t like how I will price it🙂 Meat seller: just tell me how much you want to pay I will let you know if I can sell it or not🫴 Me: ko gba wantu?🙂 1,200 lowa lowo mhi🙂🌚 Meat seller: angrily snatched the meat from me and started hurling insults 😭🤧 Abeg whose fault is it?😭
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