Mr. StealYoMeme 💬

@NBA__Courtside Intern running Pelican socials seeing Stephan A triggered:

Stephen A Smith GOES OFF of the Pelicans franchise 👀 “My popularity is bigger than anybody on your team outside of Zion… 65 games have been played and you’re still searching for your 20th victory. Yall are horrible! Yall have been trash! That is the reality…. You’re worth about 3.55B right now. That ranks 29th out of 30 teams in the NBA. This is your 24th year in the NBA. You used to be the Hornets, now you’re the Pelicans, that’s 2 nicknames. That’s how many playoff victories you have… You got the time to clap back at me, at least tell America why. It’s the only thing that can make you relevant” (Via @FirstTake)

The #Commanders are hiring #Vikings defensive backs coach Daronte Jones as their new defensive coordinator, per The Insiders. Dan Quinn lands his DC.

@TheFFBallers Road to the Championship Beat Kyle Pitts and Etienne in week 15 Beat Jaylen Warren and Puka in week 16 Beat the Chase bros in the championship. My teams MVP’s: TLaw, Bijan, and Olave 💪🏽

WHO GOT THEMSELVES A #FOOTCLAN TITLE?!?! (lets see those screen shots of your rosters/matchups)

NFL needa reevaluate Dicker over Little for Pro Bowl.

@Ihartitz Tet

Tetairoa McMillan blaming the gloves for the drop. Alpha behavior.

How media treat throwing 3 picks Brock Purdy VS Trevor Lawrence

Jaguars leading 27-24 in OT and legend has it that Tim Patrick is still running down field.

@Ihartitz Henry not wit the cool kids anymore 😢

full list for all dudes with 50+ opportunities

"Cool shit" is a stat I just made up that is an RB's total touchdowns, explosive plays and tackles avoided divided by their carries and targets. Highest percentage of cool shit per opportunity: 1. Jonathan Taylor (45%) 2. Bijan Robinson (44%) 3. Kenneth Walker (41%)

Jags 0-2 since Tyson Campbell trade. SMH

@Ihartitz Cincinnati Going from Browning to Flacco?

Jordan Love yards per attempt this season... Clean pocket: 10.8 (1st) Under pressure: 3.9 (tied for last)

@Ihartitz *insert Dyami swan

Seahawks down multiple starting corners this week

@DunderXMifflin @espn

@espn that's way more than 2 words

Two words: Inside the NBA on ESPN. Must-see TV 🍿📺 Coming this fall to ESPN and the ESPN App 🔥

@KingJosiah54 Trevor to Pat after his game-winning td:

Jaguars fans when Trevor Lawrence fell down then got back up and ran in for the TD

@Ihartitz @BigCatCountry Ian with kind words about the Jags?!?

Liam Coen + Jaguars offensive line doing good things: -22.7% pressure rate allowed (lowest in NFL) -3 sacks taken (tied for lowest) -2.7 second average time to pressure (longest) -1.84 RB rush yards before contact per carry (4th best) -Top-six in team PFF run/pass block grades

@UnderdogNFL Meanwhile, Michael Mayer stans:

Ashton Jeanty per-game averages: Without Michael Myers stance: 17.3 touches 49 total YPG 0.3 TDs With: 23 touches 155 total YPG 3 TD

@TheFFBallers AJ Brown on my 0-2 squad like:

Time to send out some trade offers... 🤦‍♂️ A.J. Brown has finished as the WR100 and WR72 through two weeks 🤢 He's just not getting the looks we are use to seeing... 7.3 average depth of target. (He's been above 11.4 in every season) And 25% of his routes are slants. (Which is the highest rate in the NFL)

Old team logos are ELITE 🔥

It’s 2017 and you planned on building your roster around David Johnson but… @MBFantasyLife To be fair, Duke outscored an injured David that season but still…

@AdamSchefter They bringing Andy Isabella back

49ers placed WR Equanimeous St. Brown on the season-ending Injured Reserve List.

@thorku @MBFantasyLife

I got the best seat in the house to watch JJ McCarthy tonight