Professor Burn

Is celery the worst vegetable?

@TopTierND @Ladiesman293221

When logan imes drains a deep 3 to send Notre Dame to the final four next year

@CSOonX @Ladiesman293221 @mistachicago286

Annual reminder that Mel Kiper said before the 2010 NFL Draft that he would retire in 8 years if Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen wasn't a successful QB. 16 years later, Clausen won 1 game as an NFL starting QB. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Executivejeff1 @mahanjat_it

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter

@PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @DrGolfguy @DandelionLover0 @MrValley4

@Philly_Mays Its on peacock

The sixers are impossible to watch

Stantonian homerun

@SamCOYS10 Demographic of people in line is shocking!

Weed is basically free in Michigan. What 4/20 deal could possibly generate this line

@JoeHornsPhone @DrGolfguy

I miss Evans vs Lattimore

@DrGolfguy Francis?!

Best catcher in the league btw

@Ladiesman293221 @JoeTipton @On3 6’0 PG who averaged 5 points in a way worse conference. This is OVER

@JoeTipton @On3 Huh? @profburn

NEWS: Gonzaga transfer guard Braeden Smith has committed to Notre Dame, he told @On3. 
The 6-0 junior averaged 5.1 points and 3.6 assists a game this season. Former Patriot League POY at Colgate where he averaged 12.5 points, 5.5 rebounds, and 5.6 assists as a sophomore. on3.com/transfer-porta…

@DrGolfguy @PFTGym @hen_ease @DandelionLover0 @MrValley4 American legion lol

@PFTGym @hen_ease @DandelionLover0 @MrValley4 @profburn

People forget Hank could’ve gone pro in the big leagues (yes this is real)

@Ladiesman293221 @CFBwSam Anything?

@profburn @CFBwSam I will literally do whatever if he falls to 16

Here is my mock draft. Roast me.

@Ladiesman293221 @CFBwSam

@CFBwSam If jeremiyah love falls to 16 I will delete my account

@DrGolfguy @mattdhenkel @W_B_Rick So good

@mattdhenkel @W_B_Rick @profburn

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life

@DallasMadeCraka Banger song. Cheers Dallas.

There are some things you just can’t teach. I’m hitting the flow state of white boys and can’t be stopped. (The cheese is for microwave nachos later) #White #GodMode #BrownLover

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid Trilogy is actually so incredibly good

@Ladiesman293221 3

#raindelayquestions How many times would you have to find a seagull in your living room to know for sure someone was putting them there?

@SleeperHQ Megatron, AB, Julio

All in their prime, choose 3... 👀

The Boys can’t wait to get back to Notre Dame this fall

Realized today the opportunity to attend a darty drastically falls after college. That is a thought I’m not sure I can stand