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Pro tip: If you are intentionally bypassing the Constitution as POTUS you probably don't want to blatantly admit to it while you are being videotaped.

@MarioNawfal Wtf is he talking about

🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 Trump: "[Qasem Soleimani] was so powerful that I really think that the leadership of Iran was extremely happy when I took him out. But they don't say that." x.com/clashreport/st…

If you invested $10,000 in Filecoin $FIL in 5 years ago today, you would have $47 today. That would be enough to buy a 10TB hard drive and store your own data like a normal human being.

@Jvnior Hey @grok where in scripture does it reference crows over Israel

🇮🇱 BREAKING: Crows are circling over Tel Aviv. If you know scripture, this is not a good sign.

1 month ceasefire will give Iran 15,000 more shahed drones 300 more ballistic missiles $4.2 Billion transit fee revenue $9 Billion from oil revenue thanks for playing

@FirstSquawk @EndGameWW3 And who controls the Strait in the meantime

ISRAELI CHANNEL 12: ONE-MONTH CEASEFIRE TO BE ANNOUNCED UNDER MECHANISM BEING DEVELOPED BY WITKOFF & KUSHNER

NFTs were insane. 3 years ago, someone paid $1.6M for a “key” from BAYC’s Dookey Dash game… with zero idea what it did. People convinced themselves it would unlock: Rewards Yield/income Other special utility Turns out it was just a trophy, and ended up doing nothing. Now it’s worth ~$100. There was really a time when people were willing to risk 7 figures on a mystery NFT, and people thought it made sense. We'll never see anything like this again 😭

BREAKING: The Strait of Hormuz is no longer closed. It is no longer open. It is something the world has never seen before: a permissioned corridor run by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, priced at $2 million per vessel, payable in yuan. Three ships transited in the last 24 hours. Three. Out of a pre-war average of 60 per day. Total throughput: 310,000 deadweight tonnes. Three percent of normal. Four hundred vessels are waiting outside the strait right now. One hundred and fifty tankers. One hundred and twenty bulk carriers. One hundred and thirty others. Waiting for permission from the IRGC Navy to enter a 5-nautical-mile channel between Larak and Qeshm islands inside Iranian territorial waters. This is how the gate works. A vessel operator contacts approved intermediaries with IRGC connections, submitting full documentation: IMO number, ownership chain, cargo manifest, destination, crew list. The intermediaries forward the package to the IRGC Navy’s Hormozgan Provincial Command for sanctions screening, cargo alignment checks that prioritise oil over all other commodities, and geopolitical vetting. The toll is approximately $2 million per tanker. For a VLCC carrying 2 million barrels, that is $1 per barrel. Preferred currency: yuan. If the vessel passes, the IRGC issues a clearance code and route instructions. Upon approach, VHF radio hail, AIS verification, patrol boat escort. One ship at a time. Through the narrowest channel of the most important waterway on Earth. Iranian crude is still flowing. Approximately 1.1 to 1.5 million barrels per day, mostly to China, at near pre-war levels. Iran’s own oil transits the strait it controls. The blockade applies to everyone else. Iran is simultaneously the gatekeeper and the primary beneficiary. The toll funds the IRGC. The IRGC maintains the gate. The gate generates the toll. The circle is self-sustaining. Now look at what is NOT transiting. Fertiliser. Gulf nations supply 49 percent of the world’s exported urea. Ammonia requires the natural gas that Qatar declared Force Majeure on and that Iranian strikes disrupted at South Pars. Effectively zero fertiliser vessels have received approval through the permissioned corridor. The IRGC is prioritising oil because oil generates revenue. Fertiliser does not. The molecules that feed four billion people are trapped behind a gate that only opens for molecules that fund the gatekeeper. The yuan preference is the structural shift that outlasts the war. Every tanker that pays in yuan instead of dollars establishes a precedent. Every precedent weakens the petrodollar architecture that has governed energy trade since 1974. The IRGC is not just blocking a strait. It is building an alternative payment rail under live fire. The $2 million toll in yuan is not a fee. It is a proof of concept for a post-dollar energy settlement system, stress-tested in the most extreme conditions imaginable: a three-front war with the world’s largest military. The world’s central banks are trapped by the same strait: the Fed cannot cut, the ECB is hiking, the BOJ is tightening. Six countries are rationing fuel. Japan’s 10-year yield hit a 27-year high. Slovenia has QR codes at the pump. South Korea is barring government vehicles one day per week. And behind all of it, 400 ships wait outside a 5-nautical-mile channel for a clearance code from the IRGC Navy, payable in a currency that is not the dollar. Twenty percent of the world’s oil supply. Controlled by a VHF radio call and a yuan transfer. The strait did not close. It changed ownership. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@MarioNawfal Settlement negotiations must be going well

🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran just announced its 78th wave of missile and drone attacks targeting U.S. bases, Israel, and Gulf infrastructure. Minutes later, Israel says new ballistic missiles have been launched from Iran… with sirens expected to go off across multiple areas. Source: @sentdefender

Israeli Channel 12: The Iranian official conducting negotiations with Washington is Parliament Speaker Mohammad Qalibaf.

Dude thought this was high exactly 18 months ago but it's nearly doubled since then.

@AlpacaAurelius Phase 7 🖐️

mens health phases phase 1: not giving a sh*t, partying, late night pizza, vapes phase 2: taking a multivitamin, drinking vodka soda instead of beer, jogging phase 3: reading ingredient labels, lifting weights phase 4: eating more chicken and salads phase 5: paleo phase 6: keto, carbs are murdering people, telling everyone about it phase 7: holy shit everything is poison not just carbs, even the veggies are trying to kill us, going full carnivore, organ meats, lots of butter and tallow, no porn phase 8: stop blaming carbs for what seed oils did, adding back fruit, juice, honey to the carnivore diet, ray peat phase 9: old italian man, leaving cities, tutto passo mentality, joie de virve, having a silly goose time above all else, completely trusting your gut not any diet. where you at

People on Instagram are enjoying sunsets, vacations, destination weddings. People on X are posting like we’re in the final chapters before civilization collapses. Same world. Different timelines.

A whale wallet 1NB3ZX, holding 2,100 $BTC($148M), woke up after 13.7 years of inactivity and transferred out 0.00079 $BTC($56). This whale received 2,100 $BTC on July 5, 2012, when $BTC was just $6.59. Now sitting on ~$148M in profit — a 10,710x return. bitinfocharts.com/bitcoin/addres…

🚨BREAKING NEWS Qatar Gas CEO : We incurred a $20 billion loss at the facility we built for $26 billion two years ago.

Hey @bankrbot buy me 2,000,000 $bnkr using usdc

🇮🇷🇮🇱🇺🇸 IRGC drops footage of ballistic missiles heading toward Israel and U.S. bases, calling it wave 64 of Operation True Promise 4. Source: Rerum Novarum

Looking at the world today. This is the go political meltdown novel that Michael Chricton forgot to write. I’ve pulled back my exposures. Not buying dips yet. This could get messy. Very messy. As I have been telling people for the last two weeks, there will be a global implosion of activity. Lack of stability means a halt of activity. Rate cuts inevitable. more QE inevitable.

US EMBASSY IN RIYADH CALLS ON AMERICAN CITIZENS TO LEAVE SAUDI ARABIA