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@Big_pharoah @Am_Blujay You’ve got to be joking your nuts off to compare this to what Mansory and Brabus do. 😂 It’s not even remotely close. Please educate yourself better so you don’t say sth like this outside again lol.

@Am_Blujay It’s still an x6. They just did some body mods. Mansory and brabus do this to other cars and we hype them. Why is this not okay?

This should be a crime 🤨

@PulinduSam80511 @stb5410 @FabrizioRomano @lejournaldureal How about you and your goat go steal yourselves your own World Cup?

@stb5410 @FabrizioRomano @lejournaldureal Pessidoggyy talking about stealing 😂😂😂

🚨🛑 Real Madrid players, furious with the referee — and red card for Arda Güler. @lejournaldureal 🎥

@Oistien_VanMowo @n6oflife6 How much?

@n6oflife6 Casio really did a number with that product. I have it for sale if any of your followers are interested. I am just a DM away!

I commended this guy on his Watch thinking it was a Patek Phillipe Cubitus only to find out it was a Casio Cubitus look alike.. Interesting. I didn’t know they had one. It looks very impressive as well. 🥰😄

@RelePriv @jackcitymafia @AlbumTalksHQ If you wouldn’t get ‘emotional’ if your man is touchy feely with other girls and even bends them over, then no problem.

@jackcitymafia @AlbumTalksHQ you guys like to call women emotional, you are the most emotional and fragile group. crying over men you don’t know.

Omah Lay on the incident at his London show in 2024 when he danced to "Bend You" with a female fan who attended with her boyfriend (Via FADER) 🗣️ — "I was pissed. I was pissed at the guy for a minute. This is a girl who had a chance to be on stage with one of her favorite artists. This is a life-changing opportunity. If I were him, I’d be recording it and being happy for my girl. She’s coming back to you after the song is over! It’s art. It’s one minute max. Why don't you just enjoy it? But he was acting like a victim, like somebody “"took his girl.”" That just shows that you guys don't have anything concrete. I was disappointed in the guy. Like, bro, what are you doing? We’re just dancing in front of 10,000 people. It’s art. Why are you dying over that feeling like a victim?"

@bouffa07 @Mrbankstips Oh please just STFU!

@Mrbankstips Beautiful lie and you believe this

They actually have to orbit a moving object, pretty amazing.

@_droge1 @saniyusuf Bro, you’re supposedly a doctor, no??

@saniyusuf Which kind lamba be this

The fact that made me understand this was when I learned that some of the stars you see in the sky have died billions of years ago but the light is still traveling to reach us. Basically everytime you look at the sky, you are seeing the past. Even the sun you are seeing is what it was 8 mins ago, as that's how long it takes for the suns light to reach us.

The deplorable state of education in this country is deliberate. Has to be. Because if more people didn’t just ‘go to school’, but were properly educated, your politicians wouldn’t be able to manipulate and even brainwash people this badly. And it just gets worse, sadly.

@thelekepelumi01 @ABUJAPLUG @officialABAT @asovilladigital You don’t even have a blue tick, so I can’t say you’re hustling for Elon money; you’re just being stupid for the love of the game. Gotta respect that.

@ABUJAPLUG @officialABAT @asovilladigital Is he supposed to go into the grave with the victims? I’m just asking o, no offence intended. Cos at the end of the day stopping the killings is more important than all these visits whether at the airport or in the victims houses.

This afternoon, I spent time with stakeholders and victims of the recent terror incident in Jos, Plateau State. No amount of money can bring back the dead, but the Federal Government will do our best to comfort them, walk with them and provide necessary assistance. Rhoda Favour, I feel your pain but no matter what we say, we cannot bring Ayuba back. We will find the perpetrators of this dastardly acts. Bola Ahmed Tinubu President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

@AIfeoluwa1496 @DavonbrownSBG @yabaleftonline You’re a foolish, good for nothing, mindless joke of a woman whose life can’t amount to anything beyond the kitchen and maternity ward, bearing kids you can barely take care of. Dumb slave.

@DavonbrownSBG @yabaleftonline Olosi ni e, e no go better for you and your generations too

“You have no light at the airport, and I have to fly back within the next 10 minutes. To the victims, there's nothing I can give you, whether it's money in millions, but console you and promise you that this experience will not repeat itself." — Tinubu tells bereaved families in Jos.

@Valentino93cic @lospectra_ @Innocent849 So these names are active Italian goalkeepers who have played football this year and are better than Donnarumma?

@redallback @lospectra_ @Innocent849 Zoff, L. Buffon, G. Buffon, Toldo, Peruzzi, Pagliuca,Sarti, Zenga, Tacconi, Combi.. need more?

🚨 Italy's world cup history BEFORE 1990 - 3rd place 🥉 1994 - 2nd place 🥈 1998 - Quarter finals 2006 - Champions 🥇 NOW 2014 - Group stage exit ❌ 2018 - Did not qualify ❌ 2022 - Did not qualify … Show more

@RonUSFF @Getinwithgame Well in my opinion the OP actually addresses the selection process. This is how you filter out the ones that you only feel lust for. So whether you do it before or after building your empire, it’s still valid.

@Getinwithgame Terrible advice. Focus on building your empire and select from the multitudes of females seeking to be your wife.

Before sex, your brain is clouded by horniness, fantasy, and the chase. You can easily mistake strong lust for genuine liking. After you f*ck her, especially if you f*ck her well, the fog lifts & the truth comes out fast. You’ll usually feel one of two things:

@metronaija Screaming like a little bitch with nothing to actually see.

Man shares moment he spotted a lion at Obudu Cattle Ranch.

@lospectra_ @Innocent849 Please name the 10 Italian goalkeepers that are better than him.

@Innocent849 Nah donaruma isn't their best, not even top 10 best this year

@ABBA_NDOS @TheRealShrink @ChuksEricE A woman never sent you nudes?

@TheRealShrink @ChuksEricE Including sending nudes?

“There are several married women in this church sending me their nvde video, telling me they are ready for me if I want. The woman is right here in this church. What she even sent to me is not smooth, a lot of bumps on her body”🤯🙆 —Pastor revealed

The biggest lie society sells us is that women are the "emotional" gender and men are the "logical" ones. When you actually look at the dating market, the reality is the exact opposite. Men are the true romantics. Women are the pragmatists. A successful man, a CEO, a lawyer, a doctor will happily marry a woman who works as a cashier, a waitress, or is completely unemployed. He doesn't care about her status, her network, or her bank account. He marries her simply because she brings him peace, she is kind, and she makes him smile. He loves her for who she is, not what she can do for him. Now flip it. Ask a successful woman to marry a kind, loving, loyal man who works as a cashier. The answer is almost always a hard "No." Suddenly, "love" isn't enough. Suddenly, she needs "ambition." She needs "security." She needs a man on her level or higher. A woman rarely falls in love with a man’s soul; she falls in love with his trajectory. She loves what he can provide, where he can take her, and the lifestyle he unlocks. Men grow up thinking love is a fairy tale. They project their own capacity for unconditional love onto women. They think, "If I give her my heart, she will have my back." They learn the hard way that female love is performance-based. The moment he loses the job, the moment the confidence wavers, or the moment he stops being "useful," the "romance" evaporates. We call men "dogs" and "players," but men are the only ones willing to bet their entire lives on a partner who brings nothing to the table but her presence. Women love with a calculator in their hand. Men love with their eyes closed. And that is exactly why men are the ones who get destroyed they are trying to play a game of hearts with a gender that is playing a game of chess.

@Ki_fun_thoughts @TheFreddyD @doser_i85668 @Troy5_0 😂

@redallback @TheFreddyD @doser_i85668 @Troy5_0 [ finally... someone who got the context! I was about to move to 'yo mamma' jokes to clue him in ]

This Dude is the next Dave Chapelle. It take a special person to come near the line, stomp on the line, cross the line, and still not offend nor be offensive 🤣😂🤣

@TheFreddyD @Ki_fun_thoughts @doser_i85668 @Troy5_0 All things considered, this has been quite a comedic exchange. Didn’t expect to, but I’ve laughed heartily. 😂

@Ki_fun_thoughts @redallback @doser_i85668 @Troy5_0 Well given what's considered funny these days... I'll keep that in mind.

@Ki_fun_thoughts @TheFreddyD @doser_i85668 @Troy5_0 People sometimes don’t think things through before they let them out. I also wondered why he’d think Dave should feel insulted for that.

@TheFreddyD @doser_i85668 @Troy5_0 So your logic is Dave should be insulted because someone else thinks Matt is next up, and your angle is that Matt doesn't measure up because he makes people laugh in real time, as opposed to Dave, who carefully writes out his entire set and performs from a script. Hmmm...

My first child (daughter) is going to be a bit like this. 100% Nigerian, but born and raised in Japan. We’ll see whether she’ll give any interviews when she’s old enough. 😂

@Esimiome @Row_Haastrup @AsakyGRN A person who does not know but refuses to accept that he doesn’t know so he can be taught, is a fool (like you) and should be stayed away from. You’re one of the worst specimens of the debacle Nigerian women have become, and you should be avoided at all cost. Not worth my time.

@redallback @Row_Haastrup @AsakyGRN Quite a shame you lack comprehension at your age…it’s your likes that do not know when to stand up for your woman,you turned a blind eye to the part she acknowledged him but he kept smiling like a fool just like you. A retard can improve but you’re in The "Smarty Pants" Trap.✌🏾

“After prophetic service, my boyfriend was taking pictures of me. A brother walked up and said l looked really good. I said thank you. Then he asked for my number. He even asked who the cameraman was and l said, ‘That's my bf.’ My bf just stood there... smiling. No reaction. The brother asked for my number again. I waited for my boyfriend to say something... he didn't. So l gave it to him. Now my boyfriend is upset, saying I'm not a Proverbs 31 woman. Please... aml the problem?” — Lady captions.