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@evanhardy32 @ryanhallyall Congrats Evan!

@ryanhallyall brother. I need your help. I am getting married in Mountain Rest, SC next Saturday at 6p. It’s outside. Am I going to be okay?

the Northrop Grumman Corporation

@WryCape we need this

@FivePointsVids Devante Smith-Pelly - DC Delmon Young - Baltimore

Im making a list of non-hall of fame athletes who will never have to buy a drink again for the rest of their lives (and city). So far I have: Mike Richter - NYC Robert Horry - Multiple Alex Gordon - KC Nick Foles - Philly The more obscure the better. Post yours👇

I built CourtWatch.us — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities. You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free. I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded. It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇 Numbers don't lie, but criminals do. courtwatch.us @bennyjohnson @jockowillink @GrantCardone @LauraLoomer @nickshirleyy @j_fishback

@smithers054 @Azurri666 I feel seen

@Azurri666 Only if at the same time you blow $50 flippantly on retail blasters/megas and NEVER pull the one $50 card you want for your PC 💪🤝

Anybody else like this or just me?

ORIOLES WIN!!! Like retweet and Follow! I’ll select one lucky winner tomorrow around noon to win this Gunnar Henderson card!! #Birdland

FINAL: Pirates 8, Orioles 2

That's Officer Judy Hopps with ZPD you uncultured swine

@FunMovieTVFan @QuintsVessel @AdamSandler This might be the holy grail

@QuintsVessel @AdamSandler I got a double of that and PCU on one disk. Its perfect.

In a world of impressive Criterion hauls it’s crucial to recognize the importance of acquiring an out of print dvd of Airheads (1994)🤘😁 #PhysicalMedia💿

@Rangers @GlobeLifeField @MLB @delawarenorth @darrenrovell

Nachos you can wear on your head! Check out the 9th Inning Rally sombrero at @GlobeLifeField this season.

@bogusbilly69 Shower cigarette though…

Hot take: shower beer is performative as hell, and I honestly don’t see the appeal

@oskarblues Can you start shipping tall boys back to northern Virginia?

Introducing Dale's Pocket Beers - a breakthrough in beer portability 🔥 Big cans slowing you down? These pocket-sized cans keep up. Take ‘em anywhere, crack ‘em anytime! Rip. Sip. Repeat.

@pitchergami Tommy Sugar still doin it

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨 Tomoyuki Sugano just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history: 4.2 IP | 2 H | 1 ER | 2 BB | 4 K COL @ TOR That's the 17th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,241+ unique lines on record.

@CardPurchaser you’re not gonna believe this. Pulled this guy from the Walmart next to the target.

@CardPurchaser Pulled this beauty out of a blaster from Target.

@trumanation_ Add this to the list of things that happened first in the city of Baltimore

WE HAVE OUR FIRST EVER ABS RAGE BAIT EJECTION😭

Why does no one ever talk about Ed Harris going 8 2/3 against the Yankees? It’s always about Vaughn.

Go to that baseball game alone. Treat yourself to that good seat with the perfect view. Make friends with the strangers around you. You won’t regret it. Life is too short to wait for others to do things that will make you happy.

@TailgateTed That’s me on the left

Home Sweet Home

Fuck you winter! I survived! #birdland