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@raconteur_press If only I had $1 for every episode of Star Trek that started with one of the crew members saying “Captain, I’m picking up a signal…”

Well, answer it!

@Y2John84 I just remember that French horn player got ground to hamburger by The Car

This broke the internet in 1977.

@TheCinesthetic I could not stop binge watching after the first episodes. Literally binged the whole series in about two weeks

Battlestar Galactica (2004–2009) drops you straight into a fleet on the run after near-extinction, humans and Cylons circling each other, trust breaking down fast, and it just keeps tightening the pressure the whole way.

@BlackDumpling Is this from Robert E. Heinlein?

"Are a thousand unreleased prisoners sufficient reason to start or resume a war? Bear in mind that millions of innocent people may die, almost certainly will die, if war is started or resumed." I didn’t hesitate. "Yes, sir! More than enough reason." " ‘More than enough.’ Very well, is one prisoner, unreleased by the enemy, enough reason to start or resume a war?" I hesitated. I knew the M. I. answer — but I didn’t think that was the one he wanted. He said sharply, "Come, come, Mister! We have an upper limit of one thousand; I invited you to consider a lower limit of one. But you can’t pay a promissory note which reads ‘somewhere between one and one thousand pounds’ — and starting a war is much more serious than paying a trifle of money. Wouldn’t it be criminal to endanger a country — two countries in fact — to save one man? Especially as he may not deserve it? Or may die in the meantime? Thousands of people get killed every day in accidents... so why hesitate over one man? Answer! Answer yes, or answer no — you’re holding up the class." He got my goat. I gave him the cap trooper’s answer. "Yes, sir!" " ‘Yes’ what?" "It doesn’t matter whether it’s a thousand — or just one, sir. You fight." "Aha! The number of prisoners is irrelevant. Good. Now prove your answer." I was stuck. I knew it was the right answer. But I didn’t know why. He kept hounding me. "Speak up, Mr. Rico. This is an exact science. You have made a mathematical statement; you must give proof. Someone may claim that you have asserted, by analogy, that one potato is worth the same price, no more, no less, as one thousand potatoes. No?" "No, sir!" "Why not? Prove it." "Men are not potatoes."

@TRHLofficial I checked Truth Social. This tweet is 💯 legit.

Wut

@alphafox This is where the expression “every man just wants a mid to call his own” comes from

New pictures of Sydney Sweeney without makeup have emerged:

@Nazumejud Who blew up the moon?

This movie is insane 🤯

@ChShersh This is basically Visitor pattern but without class inheritance and virtual methods?

And here's how you use it. C++ is so elegant rn

@effect_motion_x Accurate

待って...アメリカ人にされてるんだけど...😂 #Japan #USA

@askaya Clearly our government’s don’t get along very well and that’s a shame because I think Americans have more in common with Russian people and culture than any other European country

In your eyes is Russia: friend or foe? As a Russian-American, I want the relationship between my countries to be strong 🇺🇸🇷🇺 Imagine the power of the alliance…

Boomers learned this thing Ted Cruz is talking about with Tucker by watching pastor John Hagee and his ilk on TV. It really was rampant in Protestant Evangelical churches and cable channels

@BlackDumpling Meanwhile, Euros also complain Americans won’t cross an ocean to fight their war in Ukraine. Absolute useless, cucked people, the Euros.

The Japanese tell us they want to be our friends. They take delight in the things we love. The Euros tell us they hate us. They tell us they want to witness our downfall. Can it get more obvious?

@LibertyCappy I had a job like this a long time ago

Would you ever consider working this shift? 👀

The Japanese have been making videos showing Britain how to solve their problems God bless Japan! 🇯🇵

@terrakei07 Me when someone from Japan asks why Americans hate California so much:

@Megu_rikka Layout 1

どっちの部屋に住みたい？ リプで教えて✋

.@POTUS to Prime Minister @takaichi_sanae: "I have always had a great love of Japan, and a great respect of Japan... anything I can do to help Japan, we will be there. We are an ally at the strongest level."

“Our baby was born in Rivendell. That means she’s an elf and gets to vote now.”

@klara_sjo This warms my heart

I Wish I Was in Dixie - Japanese version. Seemed relevant to current events.

@donguriweb Hail to the King, baby!

こりゃあアメリカ人もそうとうゴジラ好きだな…！