Simon Bone

It's a shame that executive sleazebag was shot in Die Hard as he'd make an excellent Tech CEO now #techbros #diehard #xmasmovies #hans

Delighted to hear @VoteTimBarnes has won the West End ward by-election, taking the seat off Labour!

@AntonKreil yes, the period is T+0 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was never going to end well...

@Breeze25881478 @AntonKreil yes, the period is T+0 😂😂😂😂

@AntonKreil And 1 week cooling off period policy in case I don’t like my stock anymore for any reason. Return. No questions asked 👏🏻👌

Putin Horrified By Eton Privilege bit.ly/2cmsn6V #eton #putin

Bournemouth Wins Race To Sign Wilshire’s Injuries bit.ly/2bTmBJb

Irish Government Denies Bulk Ferrari Purchase “Unusual” bit.ly/2c89lkK

Banks Still W*nkers Despite One Day Holiday bit.ly/2bOEPLZ

Top Managers Devastated They’re Not England Boss bit.ly/2awumsE

Windows 10 Update Has ‘Business Proposition’ For You bit.ly/2ar2Lce

Pokémon Actually Aimed At Children bit.ly/2acXmpp

Eagle Withdrawal Devastates Headline Writers bit.ly/2a8C6hF

Farage Retires To Avalon Until Country Needs Him Again bit.ly/29PzJA7

Cameron Reappears After 14 Month Bender bit.ly/29IRpgs

Trump’s Ego Arrives In Jupiter Orbit - bit.ly/29JlNr0

Soccer Fans Torn Between Supporting Arrogant Man Or Arrogant Nation bit.ly/29FwfDi

Chilcot Report Took 7 Years To Get Font Right bit.ly/29Aoo7c

Wales “Eternally Grateful” For English Support bit.ly/29ATjju

Woke up this morning and… joeydevilla.com/2016/06/24/wok… #brexit

I wrote for the Telegraph about growing up in Guernsey. It was...really really nice. telegraph.co.uk/travel/untappe…