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My favourite ever comedy line remains:
“Yes, Moriarty, when Grytpype-Thynne invites someone to dine, they dine in the manner to which they are accustomed.”
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I bought emerald green bedding that has a golden pattern like this, and I’ve never been able to find anything like it since.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ My old man has always taught me; there are only two kinds of people in this world, wankers and liars.
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Justice At Last.
In March 2024 a woman harassed and verbally assaulted me in Sutton Town centre. It was a vile tirade of vicious and threatening language that went on for 20 minutes whilst I was out on the campaign trail.
This was in front of my family members including my elderly mother.
The left wing press had a right giggle over it.
Earlier today in court I had the last laugh.
This woman was found guilty and she has been sentenced to a 12 month community order and has to perform 80 hours unpaid work and attend 20 rehab days.
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@crowningred Bring brrring, it’s the north of England calling London:
Oh, your local train doesn’t arrive for 11 minutes? That must be lovely.
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Happy birthday to Buddy Rich, born on this day in 1917!
A jazz drumming legend whose love for rhythm, sparked as a toddler tap-dancing in Brooklyn’s vaudeville scene, made him a child prodigy by age four.
Leading his own big band and dazzling with lightning-fast technique, he powered swing for Tommy Dorsey and later his own ensembles, with virtuosic solos on albums like Swingin’ New Big Band (1966), redefining jazz drumming and inspiring generations with his unmatched showmanship.
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A career of incredible moments and memories 👏
You were the best of us. Thank you, Woaksey! ❤️
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Woohoo! The Simpsons are coming to theaters with an all-new movie on July 23, 2027!
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@nomad546 @DocStrangelove2 “Take it easy, King”
“I’ll take it anyway I can get it brother!!”
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@DocStrangelove2 "There's a way out of anything, man. Just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and the world will turn."
"Remember now, take it easy. Don't think too much. Don't you be no fool. Remember, ain't no such thing as a coward out here. Don't mean nothing."
King was King.
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@petitecycliste @Hollyjeeny @SkyNews @MhariAurora Ooo mr tough guy reply won’t let me reply 😢bet your wife thinks you’re well hard.
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@petitecycliste @Hollyjeeny @SkyNews @MhariAurora You don’t. Digital ID will show you have a passport, driving licence, DBS, etc. Likewise, it will flag up any issues with immigration, criminal record. It’s just identification. Is that “difficult” to understand?
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BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK.
The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK.
@MhariAurora reports.
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@MasonZX10 @PrimalColin2 @SkyNews @MhariAurora I’m a surveyor and signed it with no issue for my friend. Try making friends?
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@PrimalColin2 @SkyNews @MhariAurora I have a birth certificate, bank accounts, 2 children but can't get a provisional licence because I have no one to sign the photo to confirm who I am. Id system is a joke.
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@PopBytes @PeterTwinklage I thought with the “biggest room of students” line he was like a male Bonnie Blue (curse me for typing that name)
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@PeterTwinklage His name reminds me of either a pornstar or a drag queen 🤣
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“just chilling in a PJ, on my way to tell teenagers that healthcare is gay”
Brilyn Hollyhand@BrilynHollyhand
University of Arkansas, we are on the way now to kick off my 10-stop campus tour! We’ve already sold two different rooms so we are on the way to the biggest room possible to fit as many students as we can! See y’all on the ground soon!
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On This Day— Shannon Hoon was born on September 26, 1967 in Lafayette, Indiana.
He passed October 21, 1995 at the age of 28.
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Grew up literally 100 yards from a C of E church. The jangle and clang of church bells on a Sunday is a horrific cacophony. My wife and I go to Türkiye every year and I think the Adhan is absolutely wonderful to hear.
Caveat: no one should be calling to prayer on a weekend.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Rep. Keith Self (R-Tx.) on a Dearborn, Michigan, mosque using a loudspeaker to call for prayer: "This is very intrusive. This violates noise ordinances and this needs to be stopped. You cannot violate other people's lives simply because you have Sharia in a neighborhood."
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Paul Thomas Anderson confirms he did rewrites on KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON and NAPOLEON
“I love to contribute any way I can if somebody reaches out for help. Both of those were a thing with Joaquin, a thing with Leo and obviously with Marty & Ridley”
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The old “left back (on the bench)” etc, etc.
Hater Central@TheHateCentral
Alejandro Garnacho will START in his natural position vs Manchester United 🤯🚨
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I only found out about this in the pub earlier. Fuck I am sad about Brent Hinds. The only word I can use to describe that lead guitar playing is - Wild. In the best kind of way.
WEEDIAN@weedian_ds
Rest In Power Brent Hinds. I can't believe he's gone. So sad 🕯
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