Thick Cheney

I feel like when I cut my hair after I had it long for those few years it was similar to getting circumcised. Like, yeah it looks a lot neater, but I probably didn't need to do it.

@dbongino Rage baiting for clicks and interactions.

Tom Massie is a grifter and a fraud who turned down a series of briefings on sensitive matters in order to rage post about them on X. He can’t deny these simple facts, he can only try to distract you. Massie is now bragging about an army of bots and his “ratios.” He’s a buffoon. Massie is a stain on this country and an embarrassment to his constituents. Thanks, and have a good morning. @RepThomasMassie

Tom Massie is a shameless fraud. Thanks, and have a great day.

@dbongino Don Bangingo stinks!

@dhaboy01 @Joshwydd_ Meryn Fucking Trant?

@Joshwydd_ Ser selmy, Gregory clagane Ser meryn trant

At this exact moment in Westeros,who are the three Men Jamie Lannister is referring to?

@goofybiscuit83 @Tg_Moscow @2230yt Our pediatrician told us that toddlers can go a few days without eating and said not to bend dinner to their commands or they'll do it all the time. Lol

@Tg_Moscow @2230yt Toddlers would rather go hungry than eat something they don't like. We asked our pediatrician and they said yes small children would rather choose starvation

Why do some parents treat their kids like they’re mentally ill 20 year olds and not 6

@alifarhat79 @grok

Hey @grok remove the beard and shorten the hair of this man

This is from FOX News’s drone footage!

@camhigby Nothing scary about Dearborn other than the fact that if you buy a car from there, its oil has probably never been changed.

I can confirm Dearborn feels like a foreign country. It’s unsettling, and there’s nothing welcoming about it.

I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should hold these days. Emma Watson and her co-stars have every right to embrace gender identity ideology. Such beliefs are legally protected, and I wouldn't want to see any of them threatened with loss of work, or violence, or death, because of them. However, Emma and Dan in particular have both made it clear over the last few years that they think our former professional association gives them a particular right - nay, obligation - to critique me and my views in public. Years after they finished acting in Potter, they continue to assume the role of de facto spokespeople for the world I created. When you've known people since they were ten years old it's hard to shake a certain protectiveness. Until quite recently, I hadn't managed to throw off the memory of children who needed to be gently coaxed through their dialogue in a big scary film studio. For the past few years, I've repeatedly declined invitations from journalists to comment on Emma specifically, most notably on the Witch Trials of JK Rowling. Ironically, I told the producers that I didn't want her to be hounded as the result of anything I said. The television presenter in the attached clip highlights Emma's 'all witches' speech, and in truth, that was a turning point for me, but it had a postscript that hurt far more than the speech itself. Emma asked someone to pass on a handwritten note from her to me, which contained the single sentence 'I'm so sorry for what you're going through' (she has my phone number). This was back when the death, rape and torture threats against me were at their peak, at a time when my personal security measures had had to be tightened considerably and I was constantly worried for my family's safety. Emma had just publicly poured more petrol on the flames, yet thought a one line expression of concern from her would reassure me of her fundamental sympathy and kindness. Like other people who've never experienced adult life uncushioned by wealth and fame, Emma has so little experience of real life she's ignorant of how ignorant she is. She'll never need a homeless shelter. She's never going to be placed on a mixed sex public hospital ward. I'd be astounded if she's been in a high street changing room since childhood. Her 'public bathroom' is single occupancy and comes with a security man standing guard outside the door. Has she had to strip off in a newly mixed-sex changing room at a council-run swimming pool? Is she ever likely to need a state-run rape crisis centre that refuses to guarantee an all-female service? To find herself sharing a prison cell with a male rapist who's identified into the women's prison? I wasn't a multimillionaire at fourteen. I lived in poverty while writing the book that made Emma famous. I therefore understand from my own life experience what the trashing of women's rights in which Emma has so enthusiastically participated means to women and girls without her privileges. The greatest irony here is that, had Emma not decided in her most recent interview to declare that she loves and treasures me - a change of tack I suspect she's adopted because she's noticed full-throated condemnation of me is no longer quite as fashionable as it was - I might never have been this honest. Adults can't expect to cosy up to an activist movement that regularly calls for a friend's assassination, then assert their right to the former friend's love, as though the friend was in fact their mother. Emma is rightly free to disagree with me and indeed to discuss her feelings about me in public - but I have the same right, and I've finally decided to exercise it.

@kadenhansennn @ThePiePizzeria Every pizza should be made well done, goofball. Should never have to ask for it.

@ThePiePizzeria Just looked at the menu. You do serve thin crust pizzas but there no option for "light-cheese" or "well-done" pizzas. The fact of the matter is you tailored the pizza to "get a better score" and didn't give him what everyone in Utah has had.

Thanks for stopping by, Dave, we’re big fans! Fun fact: The Pie has been serving thin-crust, light-cheese pies cooked well-done for 45 years. Just ask, we make them all the time! Guess we should’ve been louder about it… maybe Utah just needed a Pie named the Portnoy Pie to spread the word.

To show their undying support to our country and our suffering, Bibi and other Israeli politicians should have to come over to the United States and kiss the wall of an Applebee's while wearing a pair of Hey Dude's. It is the right thing to do.

@GovWhitmer Remember when you assisted in killing all of those people in the nursing homes?

Cold, flu, and COVID-19 season are here. We all play a role in keeping our communities safe and healthy. Today, I signed an executive directive instructing state agencies to identify and remove any barriers to accessing COVID-19 vaccines. Let’s protect one another this fall.

@stoolpresidente Bank Lotion

Name suggestions for newest member of Go Go Greys?

@stoolpresidente Full Tilt

@SanDiegoLib @MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews 🥱

@EShwazy @MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews Having children so you can have little clones of yourself is not a good reason to have kids. Sorry.

A new NBC News poll gave Gen Z a list of choices of how to define personal success: Men who backed Donald Trump in 2024 rated having children at the top. Women who backed Kamala Harris rated it second to last. nbcnews.app.link/8H3vnFiVuWb

@SanDiegoLib @MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews 😂

@EShwazy @MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews That all seems pretty vain and not a good enough reason to have children.

@SanDiegoLib @MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews That being said..... you do not need children to feel fulfilled and to each their own, but my golly, what a great thing it is.

@MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews Some people don’t need children to feel fulfilled and that’s perfectly fine 🤷🏻. Marital satisfaction tends to dip when children enter the equation.

@SanDiegoLib @MetternichSyst1 @ukn444 @NBCNews It's difficult sometimes to remember who you were before children, but life is about the balance of ALL things. Parents need to make time for themselves instead of just being "Mom" and "Dad". In my opinion, children are a true blessing.

I’m with @RepThomasMassie on this one. Omnibus bills suck. Break up the bills so we can vote on individual matters, not a bunch of things at once.