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Men, This is a reminder: Stay away from another man's baby mama. Their disagreement is temporary. They are having sex behind your back while you think they are discussing their child's welfare. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, The tears of a man are not seen because they silently drip into his stomach, He bleeds silently in places his family cannot see, This is so that the people he loves never have to cry or bleed. So, work, Keep going. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, A woman with a tattoo is an artistic woman. She is so creative. Imagine drawing a ferocious cobra on her thighs or perineum, Or a demon on her breast. Isn't that powerful & admirable? Get one like her, you will never regret it. Be a REAL MAN. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, About SEX in MEN, • Erection is physical • Ejaculation is mental • Orgasm is spiritual Most men don't reach orgasm. — and ejaculation is not orgasm. GUARD YOUR SEED #MasculinitySaturday

Men, A game begins 0 - 0. You can't succeed where another man failed. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Before you marry a woman, Ensure you own your first wife, — LAND. Own a piece of soil, before marrying someone's daughter. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, One day, your son will stand where you stand today, • Paying bills • Carrying burdens • Murmuring alone That is when he will finally understand the price a father pays when sacrificing himself for the family. It is not in vain. Work! #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Be selfish with your money. Let women call you stingy and broke, that's their opinion. Keep your money close to your chest. Never reveal your networth to your woman. No free money. She must work for it. Be savagely strict with your expenditure. #MasculinitySaturday

@MigunaMiguna You have been in Canada for long and you have a village you were born what benefits can they brag about what they have gotten from you

La séance de tirs aux buts entre le Paris Saint-Germain et Arsenal 🍿⭐️

A man's end month: "Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000." "Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils." "Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection." "Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000." "Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000." "Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car." "Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500." "Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900." "Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop." "Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000." "Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000." "Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000." "Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch." "Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000." "Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you." "Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow." To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, How to know if you are a simp - apologizing - double texting - using dysphoric emojis ( 😭😢😞) - explaining yourself - begging her not to leave - looking for excuses to forgive her sluttery - buying flowers and chocolates DO NOT BE A SIMP #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Things that will NEVER improve your sexual health: - Prayers. - Witchcraft. - Fruits. - Alcohol. - Energy drinks. - Viagra. - ‘Dawa.’ - Vegetable smoothies. - Maasai herbal concoction. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Masturbation depletes zinc. Zinc is the mineral of testosterone. Testosterone is the hormone of a man. When you masturbate, you are not just wasting time, you are wasting yourself. •Retain semen, •Redirect energy, •Rebuild your life. #MasculinitySaturday

Grammys is the annual meeting of paedophiles, perverts, sex pests, harlots, gheys, liars, and criminals.

WANTAM in your mouths. TUTAM in your stomachs. Pretenders!

Babu is an Indian; not a Luo. In Africa, one takes his identity from his father; not mother. Babu’s father is an Indian dukawala in Kisumu. Second, Babu Patel is a thug, murderer and thief. He has murdered 5 young Kenyans, including an IEBC returning officer. He shot DJ Evolve in the neck twice and maimed him. DJ Evolve is crippled from the neck down, he is brain dead, can’t speak, can’t eat (he is fed liquid food using a tube) and his life is permanently ruined by Babu. Babu has appointed his wife, Njeri, the Embakasi East CDF manager. Babu steals CDF and uses it as handouts to unemployed youth. No one wants to assassinate Babu Patel. Babu was the most reactionary, retrogressive and dangerous thug in student leadership in Kenya! Stop glorifying hooligans, thugs and criminals.

@amerix It has come to pass

On a serious note, why have you normalised your name and phone numbers being displayed on the text message to the recipient of your M-Pesa transaction? Isn't this a serious breach of your private data? Yes, it is. The recipient of your money should only see the transaction code, the amount received and the date and time of the transaction. Your phone number and name in the text message should be truncated or blurred. The @CA_Kenya has chosen to ignore this serious violation perpetuated by Telcos because this is how our data is mined and sold to rogue microfinance and scammers. Our names and phone numbers are unique and are tied to our ID and biometrics, including in the election database. The communication authority should instruct mobile phone companies that have stored our private data to urgently truncate our names and phone numbers and keep them private.

Bro to Bro: Never sleep with a married woman. Never sleep with your coworkers. Never sleep with your friend's ex. Never sleep with a single mum. Never sleep with your brother's girlfriend. Never sleep with a woman older than you. Never sleep with a woman you don't trust.