El Padriño

Easily a top 3 worst hangover of my life. One of those full day IR hangovers. My head fuzzy and my eyeballs feel like rocks.

It’s really over man. Does it get better?

@richtakes Don’t look behind you. There’s a massive fire on the mountain.

@thewitmaster Favorite Dead show?

My 4 years of going out outfits: - Grateful dead tee + black khakis - long sleeve waffle + black khakis - Grateful dead tee + black khakis - long sleeve waffle + black khakis - that 1 night in rizzler shirt - Grateful dead tee + black khakis - long sleeve waffle + black khakis

@richtakes All of them. Love waffle.

@thewitmaster Favorite long sleeve waffle show?

I’m not taking my sneakers off

The masculine urge to stop writing this portfolio effective immediately and shift all of my attention to opening up a bbq smokehouse.

Someone HAS to indian sunburn me tonight

If you are depressed about graduating college, a woman, or life in general, I highly recommend avoiding the new Noah Kahan album at all costs. Shit ruined my day.

Noah Kahan you sick son of a bitch you’ve done it again

Have you ever thought about the alternative reality in which spongebob big guy pants are not okay?

A promise to my followers: i will learn how to play the saxophone one day.

Is there a single worse thing than girls returning from abroad surprise videos?

@jameis_crablegs Check out my substack tomorrow that essentially rips apart Carson Beck! Stay tuned!

Carson Beck at 44😂😂😂😂 oh boy. Id give him a 0.0% chance of ever being an NFL QB.

Tipping culture is easily a top 3 worst attribute of America

Nah cause genuinely who else but shirt pants?

@AdamSchefter @PeteThamel @jeffborzello I love you Trey McKenney

Star Michigan guard Trey McKenney has signed to return to the Wolverines, per @PeteThamel and @jeffborzello. He earned All Big Ten Freshman honors this season after arriving as a Top 20 recruit and McDonald’s All-American. He averaged 9.9 ppg on Michigan’s national title team.

@PeteThamel @jeffborzello

Sources: Star Michigan guard Trey McKenney has signed to return to the Wolverines, per me and @jeffborzello. He earned All Big Ten Freshman honors this season after arriving as a Top 20 recruit and McDonald’s All-American. He averaged 9.9 ppg on Michigan’s national title team.

@PeteThamel The reverse Roddy Gayle.

NEWS: Cal guard Justin Pippen is committing to transfer to Ohio State, per his agents at WME Basketball. He’s a sophomore who averaged 14.2 points per game this year and had 4.6 assists and 3.9 rebounds. He’s the son of NBA Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen.

@jeffborzello @PeteThamel @RocNationSports Hate this with a passion.

BREAKING: Westchester Knicks guard Dink Pate has committed to Providence, his agent Sam Permut of @RocNationSports told ESPN. G-League star turned down two-way and 10-day opportunities to maintain eligibility. Former top-30 recruit is averaging 16.0 PPG this season.