Mike “Cadillac” Jones

So nice having you back 30. Best show on earth

The Daylen Everette comp is legitimately the best I’ve ever seen.

- Figure out dinner - Change your sheets and deep clean your room (resume the Dead & Co show you started earlier) - Watch Steph’s return with your guys - Go to bed with the biggest smile on your face knowing that it’s a 1 in 500 trillion miracle that we’re alive :)

The ideal Sunday: - Wake up and grab a coffee and bagel with your bros listening to John Mayer Essentials - Watch two episodes of Family Guy - Call your catholic side of the family to wish them a Happy Easter - Listen to a Dead & Co show - Go see The Drama - Watch Giants get BTA

How do people hate LeBron? Genuinely Don’t be a fucking loser FUCK

Would do anything to be back at this point

“Oh you guys are happy? Great great” “Hey did she ever get you that Brad Pitt F1 premiere jacket?” “Oh she can’t find it?” #roight

We live in time

I want to turn tanks to playgrounds

Without love in the dream it will never come true

Going to rewatch Arrival (2016) soon

I wanna swim in the pool but only with my shirt on

@dandd67 We do not negotiate with terrorists

#WhenIPaintMyMasterpiece #GrandsonOfTheWind #YouCanCallMeSandyAl #SchwarbBomb Just to name a few. #FriscoFish

@haywoodheatle Purchase a dynasty baseball team with your pal. Idk. CBTM

@MrManalytics824 You on hinge at work T?

These 5 10 girls need to get off hinge and join the wnba

Soooo bad so bad sooo bad soooo bad