Emily Kapp STREAM VIRGIN

New piece in @PointsinCase today! “I’m Stepping Down from My Role of Resharing My Wedding Photos from 2018 on Facebook” pointsincase.com/articles/im-st…

New piece “We’re Trying For a Nepo Baby” by @stillmania and I in @PointsinCase today! pointsincase.com/articles/were-…

@F45Training @ymca @clubpilates @solidcorestudio

A fitness themed show I wrote goes up at Second City this Thursday 1/8 at 7:30pm and runs for 4 weeks! $15 secondcity.com/shows/chicago/… #chicago #comedy #fitness #workout #gym #sketch #newyearsresolutions @PlanetFitness @CorePowerYoga @ChicagoAthletic @LAFitness

New piece by @stillmania and I in @PointsinCase today! Happy holidays everyone pointsincase.com/articles/regis…

WOULD: Portable Manger. Mamas, this is a must. I loved having this when I was praying, prostrating, or getting my nails done with the girls. pointsincase.com/articles/regis…

The Best And Worst ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Episodes Of All Time theonion.com/the-best-and-w…

It’s not your typical low-grade fever or boo-boo that goes away after your mom kisses it. pointsincase.com/articles/why-i…

New piece in @The_Belladonnas! “I’m The One Laugh Reacting to The Item You Placed For Sale On Facebook Marketplace” thebelladonnacomedy.com/im-the-one-lau…

“Hey, Man, Do You Want To Come Get Scared By 14-Year-Olds In A Corn Maze?” New piece with @emilykapp_ in @SlackjawHumor! medium.com/slackjaw/hey-m…

“Hey, Man, Do You Want To Come Get Scared By 14-Year-Olds In A Corn Maze?” New piece with @stillmania in @SlackjawHumor! medium.com/slackjaw/hey-m…

New @PointsinCase piece with @emilykapp_ : "As a Millennial, I’ll Never Be Able to Own a House: The Complete Series DVD Box Set" pointsincase.com/articles/as-a-…

@stillmania and I are so back and in @PointsinCase! “As a Millennial, I’ll Never Be Able to Own A House: The Complete Series DVD Box Set” pointsincase.com/articles/as-a-…

New piece in @The_Belladonnas! thebelladonnacomedy.com/sorry-about-th…

New piece in @PointsinCase this week! “I’m A Vintage Green Desk Lamp And Baby, You’re Gonna Be Pulling An All Nighter” pointsincase.com/articles/im-a-…

What I actually look like: I walk slowly and calculatedly because these shades are darker than I remember from last summer. pointsincase.com/articles/how-i…

New piece in @thisisrobotbutt with @emilykapp_ ! Second-Place Hot-Dog-Eating Contestant's Coach Reprimands Him Post-Competition robotbutt.com/2025/07/17/sec…

"Our facility offers elderly corporate drones the comfort of a living space with the same lack of character as an office cubicle. Be surrounded by like-minded residents, who will be working on their laptops to pay off their bills until the day they die." mcsweeneys.net/articles/welco…

Welcome to WeStillWork, the Nursing Home For People Who Can’t Afford to Retire New one from @stillmania and myself in @mcsweeneys! mcsweeneys.net/articles/welco…

Me and @emilykapp_ are back in @mcsweeneys (!!) talking about our future co-working space. Welcome to WeStillWork, the Nursing Home for People Who Can’t Afford to Retire mcsweeneys.net/articles/welco…