Thomas Dattco

These are on 1/1 watch

@drshrimp Surly this will go well 👀

My transgender cousin just announced its engagement to one of the most autistic people I’ve ever seen. Family bloodline is toast

I just figured out the golf swing

Jo Adell robbing 3 homers in a game might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

Fuck Christian Laettner

You’re on exit

I’m still all in on insider trading

“Hobart is a fake institution.”

Yeah they did!

$100 an hour on the YN Express

@drshrimp remind us to watch Enders Game

@drshrimp Agreed 🤝

You should be able to track exactly where the FedEx truck is

I could be here all day

Why are there balloons?

Bottom 3 life poop

We deadass saved a guys life tonight

“I didn’t ask to be born, but I’m here for a reason.”

@drshrimp No evidence but he was lying in the fire

@tommyDatts I hope you have picture evidence

We just pulled Paul out of the fire

“Be responsible, motherfucker.”