Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico, MD

I’m gonna be jar jar binks for Halloween next year someone remind me

What yall know about this

@monkeythycircus Both jobless as well. They live with the autists parents also

@drshrimp Congrats to ur cousin man 🍻🍻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

My transgender cousin just announced its engagement to one of the most autistic people I’ve ever seen. Family bloodline is toast

Ice cold corona w a lime might be my favorite liquid on the planet

Travel baseball is an epidemic 😭😭gone too far

Just walked into my house with $100 of weed and a $100 of Chinese food does it get much better than that

Someone’s gotta investigate girls who are weirdly in love with their brothers

Me and my roommates have lost our minds on dhgate. Around the 20 incoming jersey mark Dr Shrimps inbound Green Mariners Ichiro (received) White USA Judge Red Ole Miss DK

Someone’s gotta investigate girls who are weirdly in love with their brothers

@tommyDatts This was also said by a Hobart alum

“Hobart is a fake institution.”

Deadass

My #1 bucket list item is to go see the Congo River

This looks like the most disgusting sandwich I have ever seen

I charge 100$/hr to sit on the yn mobile

Super religious people scare me. A lot

The urge to reach for the officers service weapon is strong in this one

CBTM: Spawn camping Newport chicks at nitro bar ifykyk @Mustbedone23

@Mustbedone23 Spawn camp

@drshrimp Strictly waiting outside at the nitro bar

Tight blondes and pitchers

Someone block my ex on my phone for me I cannot stop texting her.

@Mustbedone23 This kids on a fucking heater 😭

Can’t wait to cheat on my wife when she’s at home with the kids watching movies.#whynot