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@factsionary How much is ever enough??

@WhatTheFFacts Yippp that's how I'm so healthy

Having sex once or twice a week has been proven to boost your immune system to help fight colds and the flu.

@Vodkantots U got all commenters silenced!

Can I be a tiny jealous?

@cb10952 Gemurakup

@trrixit That’s why I ate the whole package so it shouldn’t be in sight

Thursday night mmmmunchies have officially begun.... all recommendations accepted

@cb10952 When not in sight it aint a problem

@trrixit All gone! How dangerous can they be if I don’t see it anymore

@cb10952 When they're fresh those r dangerous

@frumwifecheater You're doing a fine ass job documenting and screenshotting this porn movie

Instead of asking her number, we followed each other on twitter.

@GingerHotDish You go get urself checked for STDs

A priest called me a sick fuck at confession today, where do I go from here?

@hotwife801 Can we see the wet crotch patch post workout?

@IPickedYouOnce They sure do if u stay asleep and don't wake up

@HiddenCash Roasted eggplant

@MShteken מה נשתנה השבת הזה

I talk a lot about sex for someone who doesn’t remember it.

@elvisduran Yesterday. But today is still a long day

When was the last time you cried?

Don’t wait. Let that special someone know you are thinking about them and send them a wiggly eggplant gif now.

@BloyzY GoFundMe pages are made for simply good hearted people. Not twitter

I just Wana say that I have gotten sugar daddy's from here. One we became so close we are good friends now n go out. Another one told me to send a list bt never did anything. So pls if u Wana buy simply cuz u like me and u have a good heart pls keep to ur word. Thx

@BloyzY Or dry humping

Looks like I'm falling over lmao