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I see I was too me again, my bad.

The acoustics in your head must sound incredible…

No place smells of lust and wasted dreams like the Panda Express parking lot.

“I want a love like Sid and Nancy.” I think you seriously need to reconsider that but okay.

“I want a love like Kermit and Miss Piggy.” Bro, she beat the shit out of him daily.

I have a lot of friends, but my best friend might be the guy I’m sitting next to that just talked me out of going to Vegas and trying my new roulette strategy.

I have some new pillows in my life that are helping me heal emotionally, so I guess I’m doing alright.

@MomOnFire Thank you, A. I love you so much too. Xoxoxo🥰

Happy Birthday to the beautiful, intelligent, and hilarious @Gingerhotdish. I love her so much, she is the absolute best. Have the best day ever, C. LOVE YOU.

@MomOnFire ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

I struggled today with acceptance, but I think that’s probably part of the process. THANK YOU to anyone who never gave up on me.

@MomOnFire Goodnight to the old us. We’ve got this ♥️💪🏻

I overheard my kids talking about how sad I’ve been. Worst feeling ever. Maybe this can be my turning point. Goodnight to the old me.

And so we fled the scene. Your red hair blowing in the wind, my fingers singed with ash.

Don't worry about me. I'm a softie. The redhead behind me, though? Yeah... she'll fuck you up.

I don't care which way the toilet paper faces. I was raised with real problems.

I can see you're upset. Would 50 loose Nerds™ from the bottom of my purse help?

Oh, I'll go. But I'm bending the shit out of your mini blinds on my way out.

Teacher: Your daughter skips instead of walking sometimes. Me: Yes she does it when she's happy. T: Can you get her to stop? M: No.

@MomOnFire Back at you🥰🥰🥰

@GingerHotDish Love you so so much. You are a gift in my life.

Happy birthday to the platonic love of my life, my sister and best friend @MomOnFire We may not talk everyday but you are and always will be my person. I love you♥️🎂🎁🎉🥰

As is tradition, I will retweet all your selfies on your birthday, but this is and always will be my favorite . I love the moody vibes. Love you, A♥️♥️♥️

And here’s one of me. It’s funny how the older I get, the harder it gets to go to the places I’ve been a million times.