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For those that couldn't grasp it properly. This is a statistical anomaly that effectively "broke" the modern data era of the Premier League. While the league has seen legendary defensive midfielders (DMs), none have combined these specific high-volume defensive metrics in a single 90-minute. His night "outdid" the likes of: ​Michael Essien – Chelsea ​Claude Makélélé – Chelsea ​N’Golo Kanté – Leicester City / Chelsea ​Javier Mascherano – Liverpool ​Roy Keane – Manchester United ​Patrick Vieira – Arsenal ​Gilberto Silva – Arsenal ​Wilfred Ndidi – Leicester City ​João Palhinha – Fulham ​Idrissa Gana Gueye – Everton / Aston Villa ​Nigel de Jong – Manchester City ​Cheick Tioté – Newcastle United ​Sandro – Tottenham Hotspur ​Lassana Diarra – Arsenal / Chelsea ​Rodri – Manchester City ​Fernandinho – Manchester City ​Fabinho – Liverpool ​Declan Rice – West Ham United / Arsenal ​Nemanja Matić – Chelsea / Manchester United ​Gareth Barry – Aston Villa / Manchester City / Everton ​Lucas Leiva – Liverpool ​Moussa Dembélé – Tottenham Hotspur ​Scott Parker – West Ham United / Tottenham Hotspur / Fulham ​Alex Song – Arsenal / West Ham United ​Owen Hargreaves – Manchester United ​Moisés Caicedo – Brighton / Chelsea

Kobbie Mainoo, wow just wow. Easily one of his best performances this season. Most dribbles completed, elite in evading pressure, defensively solid, + robbed off an assist. An absolute masterclass in display and such a joy to watch. Only 20, getting better each game. Flow state.

Cleared for take-off 🇸🇮✈️ Air Šeško™️

this is the way. 🔗

Bruno Fernandes sure to get many votes in Footballer of the Year voting. Manchester United’s most important player. 19 PL assists, nine clear of second-placed Rayan Cherki and Jarrod Bowen. Fernandes’ one short of the record for a PL season (other records are available) shared by Kevin De Bruyne (2019/20) and Thierry Henry (2002/03). And to think Fernandes spent part of the season playing deep for Amorim. Liberated by Carrick. Case for man-marking him (or trying to). #MUNBRE

Senne Lammens is one of the best pound-for-pound signings this season and its about time we sing his praises louder. Yet another top class performance today. I can't fathom how comfortable he looks given his lack of experience. 23 playing like he's 33. Monster.

Bruno’s coming. @ThierryHenry @KevinDeBruyne

19 Premier League assist for Bruno Fernandes now. Tell the Frenchman to check his mirrors.

🇩🇰🔙 @PatrickDorgu13 has arrived at Old Trafford for tonight's game! 💪

@NathSalt1 Bernardo turned up for 6 games and somehow mans in the conversation. What a joke 😂

Think the PFA award may come down to Bruno Fernandes v Bernardo Silva. But Ollie is right. It’s Bruno #mufc

LETS FUCKING GO 🔥

Michael Carrick on Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s visit to Carrington: “We had a chat, a cup of tea. It was nice to see him showing his support. As a football club we’re hugely connected, it’s a big part. I’m really conscious that’s how it should be.” ⬇️ #MUFC nytimes.com/athletic/72327…

Just De Bruno of Us

🚨🚨🎙️| @Matt_Law_DT: “Wesley Fofana has MORE points on his driving licence (50) than Chelsea do in the league (48).” 😅

The vibes are sensational at my club de foot

ana pinho single handedly saved my football club. build her a fucking statue man.

It's time to raise the Black Flag again. July 9th, 2026. 🏴‍☠️

I do think Declan Rice is a very good player, but I feel like I’m being gaslighted. Every time I’ve watched him, he hasn’t looked like a Ballon d’Or-level player, not once. I don’t even think he’s hit the levels of Rakitic (2013–15) or Jordan Henderson (2018–21), to be honest.

My boss on July 9th: "Where are you?" Me: