Chill

I’m speed running to 2000 followers

@GfedGoCrazy Already? He is going to be asleep by game time

12pm: the president has arrived

@shaguncrypto Use the money for music lessons, that has a far greater return for a 5 year old

My son is 5. I have two options for his future: A) Put $50,000 into S&P 500 B) Buy 1 Bitcoin and forget about it for 15 years Which one are you choosing?

@WhaleInsider Oh I think it is 100% chance

JUST IN: 59% chance of $BTC hitting $50,000 before $100,000, per Kalshi traders.

@Investments_CEO Oh a retsrd says what

ERIC TRUMP: 🇺🇸 “There’s no question. Bitcoin will reach $1 million.”

@scottmelker I hope you sold for a small profit, because it definitely will be dropping soon

"I bought STRC around $92 and Bitcoin at $60,000 because it seemed like the most obvious counter trade in history" "Saylor sold 32 Bitcoin at $77K, the market was so spooked it dumped below 60,000. He not only inoculated the market to the idea of him selling, but was able to scoop up $101 million worth of Bitcoin much cheaper at $65K" "STRC was trading down to $91 and at the open today it skyrocketed over 3%. People are realizing maybe they panicked too much, and STRC will likely trade back to par at 100" "You can buy something designed to go back to par at 100 for $91, $92, $93, and unless you believe it's going to zero, you're probably going to get that 7, 8, 9% boost and then the 11.5% dividend on top. Not telling you what to do, telling you what I did"

@spencerpratt Go get a job at McDonalds

Folks, we're dealing with a fraction of a percentage point difference, there's still hundreds of thousands of votes outstanding, and LA officials have given us the next 3 weeks to count! Let's git-r-dun!

@Xeer Bitcoin is going to $8k because that is the funniest

unfollow all the KOLs that told you saylor was about to unravel and bitcoin:native is going to zero

@comic Pretty much

The bitcoin kiddies do not seem to grasp the scale of AI. Anthropic alone is bigger than bitcoin OpenAI is also bigger than bitcoin NVDA is 4x bigger than bitcoin Add up every AI infra/compute/memory/llm model 1000x bitcoin scale

@degentalks @pudgypenguins I’m in love

My big girl purchase btw 🤍

@BitcoinArchive But where did that money come from?

STRATEGY BUYS $101m BITCOIN AND RAISES $100m CASH

@piovincenzo_ Oh well then that case, you eat up all the lies huh. Does your savings account normally go lower in value

@wenbread2 it isn't a stablecoin

$STRC is already back to $96 Last week people were telling you that it was "unraveling"

@barstoolsports No-one is buying that ai slop

A sneak preview of Dave Portnoy’s new book

@dogeofficialceo Not really

Bro dumped 32 to scare the markets and bought 1,550 a week later for a discount. Fuckin legend.

@Adelina_Galoyan @bcgame You can get more than that

Can I get GM?🍧

@TheBitcoinConf Retarded

🇨🇳 A CHINESE COURT JUST DECLARED #BITCOIN AS "LEGAL PROPERTY" 👀 First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. ✊

@ItsElanaGold It’s called a dump on suckers

SpaceX is going public this week at $135 per share. 555.6M shares & $75B raise. 30% of the allocation is going to retail investors. Most mega tech IPOs give retail 10-15%... SpaceX is giving 2-3x the normal access to the largest IPO in history.

@Cointelegraph Good luck with that

🔥 UPDATE: Saylor says $STRC dividends will move from monthly to semi-monthly after shareholder approval.

@Chilearmy123 Exactly

He bought BTC last week?! Who tf was doing all the selling then???

@AndrewYang They made him they can keep him they serve him, NY NY

Man Trump visiting MSG for Game 3 tonight is really messing with the vibe.