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Version 6 of my site is now live. And I finally fixed the Spotify player in the footer.

*MISSING PERSON ALERT 🚨* This is Glory. She has been missing since Saturday March 14, 2026. She was last seen at her residence in Ojodu Berger, Ogun state. If found, please contact her brother David on 07047650834.🙏🏾

THEY'RE MOLESTING GIRLS IN SOUTHERN DELTA UNIVERSITY OZORO THEY'RE MOLESTING GIRLS IN SOUTHERN DELTA UNIVERSITY OZORO THEY'RE MOLESTING GIRLS IN SOUTHERN DELTA UNIVERSITY OZORO!!!!

raping girls in broad daylight, the videos are scary asf. i hope every one involved dies the worst way possible!

"Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy at detention centers." Let me fix that for you. "Children being raped at detention centers." There you go.

@_batmans_mentor Totally understandable

I’m genuinely sexually attracted to the Batmobile

I have never heard of a festival where men come together and beat corrupt politicians in Nigeria.

Most parts of Delta have not had electricity up to 5 hours this entire year. Their boys can come out to rape girls, but they cannot protest to their governor’s office. All they know is yahoo and rape. Useless pieces of shit!

@rs_parasite Ni-howdy he said.

my Chinese uncle has been reverse brainwashed by anti-china content on youtube after discovering vpns. so now at dinner he says stuff like “why are we eating this liver? it's uncivilized. we should be eating hamburgers like the americans.”

Nuke that entire community

Nigerians please we need justice for Elozino Joshualia Ogege. My secondary school friend. She wasn’t just a classmate, she was my friend we sat together in school. She was a decent girl. Elo was not wayward. They killed her Nigerians. They plucked her eyes while she was alive, breast and heart before she died. She was a brilliant student, a first-class student from 100 level to 300 level at Delta State University Delsu. She only went to look for a house to rent Nigerians😭 She told a security man working in DELSU, Onoriode (Onos), who had access to the school environment that she was looking for a house, he then told her he would help her get accommodation. That was how he lured her. Delsu claimed they are contract staff from a security company. Guess what? This security man is an Ex-convict. He did not act alone. He worked with other Yahoo boys including Desmond and their gang and with the help of a security supervisor identified as Nwosisi Benedict Uche. The mastermind was a Yahoo boy who came from Ghana, and got those Yahoo boys to look for a girl for ritual for him. He had 2 houses already in Abraka. Elo was not their first victim. They planned it. They waited for her inside the school environment, campus 3, overpowered her by putting something on her face and took her away. They drove her out of Abraka into a bush. According to their own confession, Elozino was crying and begging them to let her go even after they took her eyes alive she was still begging them. 😭 But they did not stop. They killed her and removed parts of her body for ritual purposes to use for what they call “Yahoo Plus” money rituals. They took those parts to a native doctor identified as Ojokojo Robinson Obajero, who they believed would perform money rituals for them. The police tracked her phone and arrested them after the family reported she was missing because they couldn't reach her. The Delta State Police PRO, DSP Andrew Aniamaka, confirmed that the suspects confessed and that the crime started as a missing person case before turning into a murder investigation. Even the Commissioner of Police at the time, Muhammad Mustafa, confirmed arrests and said they were ritual killers. One of the masterminds even died while trying to escape arrest. But since 2018… what has happened? Elon have had no justice since 2018. The case has been in court. Adjournment after adjournment. Delay after delay. Years have passed. No clear justice. Are they bringing the judge? My friend left her house to look for accommodation and never came back. She trusted the wrong person a security man inside her own school. Delsu refused to show concern for their negligence. How can you employ an Ex-convict? Why would a security company employ an Ex-convict? Elo is gone we know but we want justice. And till today, it feels like justice is still being delayed. Nigerians, how long will this continue? How long will young girls keep dying like this? How long will cases like this be forgotten? Please speak up. Please don’t let this case die. Please people I'm begging y'all to help us speak. They already confessed to doing it. They should have been sentenced to death already. All the people involved. Help us cry for justice @Hybrid_Ola @_meera__abdul @AdageorgeA @oku_yungx @Austeiin @lilyally98 @instablog9ja This is the news on BBC. It's everywhere on the Internet too google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.… #JusticeForElozino #EndRitualKillings

Future has reportedly obtained the Yellow Lantern ring wielded by Sinestro, allowing him to instill great terror with the light of fear

Rape is not culture. Wanton overt display of sexual harrassment is not culture. There is no ground on which you can restrict the movement of women and punish "offenders" with rape and sexual assault. Unsafe and harmful practice targeted at raping women is not culture. Don't mask your evil intention with culture. Whatever is happening in Delta State is grossly embarrassing. THAT IS NOT CULTURE!

mfs on their wedding day:

“moshi moshi”

In Ozoro Delta State, there is a festival where men hunt women in the street so they can assault them while they laugh. This is happening in Nigeria. In 2026. In Women’s Month. We celebrated women on Sunday. We are hunting them by Thursday.

GIRLS ARE BEING RAPED AND DUMPED BY THE ROAD SIDE!!!! THIS IS HAPPENING IN OZORO AND NO ONE IS DOING OR SAYING ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

@ininghe_ Really? Talk fast I dey supermarket RN.

You'll not believe when I tell you oats is your answer

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Adey satisfy my inner child, you say turn on

Since amalgamation, we’ve been fighting over everything. who owns oil, who owns gele, who owns Ichafu and who owns Egusi. Meanwhile none of us own stable electricity, clean water, or basic human rights. We are fighting over the décor of a burning house