Zero stress
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Even at 50 , you no go stop to dey visit pharmacy to buy infection drugs.
De therapist@datantisocial1
Bro to sis! If you like no ask for full picture 🤧
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@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke omo, e get wetin person go tell me i go just know say e no rate me, wdym you slept off. e better make you lie say your phone spoil or your phone off pass you sleep off.
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@zero_stress16 @currentiyke Like! Wtfdym your phone was off, you sleep off, for parole me and you been don reason…. You’re supposedly expecting a guest from an interstate trip!!!
People don’t understand love and sacrifices
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@thepoetpreneur @Wizarab10 but why? is it laziness or scarcity of water, or she’s just a dirty person
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@Wizarab10 I ended a relationship with a lady who doesn't even flush.
She stores urine in the closet till daybreak and then poo in to flush it altogether.
I knew I wasn't cut out for this.
I jejely left
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Where are you people always rushing to after using the toilet? Flush properly.
If it takes 3 tries to get it spotless, flush 3 times. If you have to use the brush to scrub, scrub properly and flush.
Always bother to flush properly.
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@heydika5 Even make I no get money inside am I go still open that app....the app is dangerous to human health
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@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke never again. did 3 hrs interstate, only to arrive and her number was off, for more than 24hrs. the second time it happened to me, i wasn’t even angry. i be like, oh, i’m familiar with this script
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@currentiyke I drove Ph to Delta…. Na me drive back when I don reach and the number no gree connect again .
As I enter compound, turn off engine…. Na so the WhatsApp text come in….. 😅
Off course you know the handout note wey dem send gimme
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@BIGWLKR @YUNGJIZZY19 he did no bad sha, it’s normal to be worried about your partner’s safety in that kain setting. but make i tell you “i’m worried about you” after that nonsense she talk, i go rather chop raw pepper and onion
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@zero_stress16 @YUNGJIZZY19 I'm nver texting that long paragraph to her to even begin with
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@Adelekebees @Ol0ye once you tell me to trust you, you don trigger my caution alert be that. red flag
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@zero_stress16 @Ol0ye Be like it was planned sef coz why ar they 3 coz initially wanted to follow them but no space 😂😂
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I need to add, with the suit came a free tie, free shirt, and free socks. We just needed to find inexpensive shoes. That’s all I could afford. He was fine with that.
DogeDesigner@cb_doge
Elon Musk in 1990. This was his first suit and it costed $99. He couldn't afford a second suit, so he wore the same suit every day to work. Today, he's worth $1.3 trillion. Never give up!
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@Adelekebees @Ol0ye fxck you 😂😂 not the ending i was expecting
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@Ol0ye My car fuel finish along kobape road to interchange
Every car I was trying to stop wasn’t answering, three Hausas on bike stopped and told me to trust them because I was reluctant initially, took my keg and ₦5000 and till tomorrow never returned.
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“Any society where you see people in government doing better than entrepreneurs, is a failed country. That’s why our country is failing” — NDC Presidential Candidate, Peter Obi
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god abeg no let me poor 🙏🏽 if i marry nonsense i go divorce
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God abeg no lemme date or marry nonsense.
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@afrisagacity my presido just active. lat election don teach ham lesson
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“So many Nigerians are more qualified than I am but they are not on the ballot. Among those on the ballot, I am more qualified.”
-Peter Obi on a Media chat with Rufai Oseni.✍️
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