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Before 2025 closes, I want y'all to know I've been shopping for fueling⛽ stations to acquire. And it didn't start today. I've been looking at multiple locations across Nigeria that I've visited in the past 8months. I've held this idea since 2018. Pls point me HOW, WHO & WHEN📸

@CaptainArinze I really don’t know how to do this…. Since the days of BBM

I have never seen an American or Canadian who turns off their data at night. I don't know if I should blame the service providers in Nigeria or the fact that we are generally poor.

@gurlyke_sabrina @currentiyke I angrily blocked every where… deleted contact except FB. I rarely used FB. She’s married now with babies. Na view once anytime i enter FB

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke You come receive shocker of your life 😭😂 Una still de talk Abi, hold am tight she is the one for you abeg

You and babe go dey talk for months, una go plan and marinate the meet-up well well. Then the day wey you land for her city, you go tell am say you don dey her city, she go just reply Welcome. Smh.

@manliketimi_ Dem Edit Governor for other room

Wife pranks her husband telling him she is going to the club at midnight 😂😂

@TechnicalBben You still have to pay a 40% down payment to get started with

Wait.. what???😭 You can actually buy a car on installment in Nigeria? Like having a payment plan? As in, I can pay ₦50k every month instead of dropping M's at once? How come I've never seen people talk about this? 😭 All this time, I thought people paid in full Wooooow.

@am1_Val @currentiyke Men would do anything for the one Dey cherish…. And without measure

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke All of us get similar experience ba?

@gurlyke_sabrina @currentiyke Ah! I don Dey inside moto… no call or text, and I cannot reach. Past 4 don knack! I don’t remember eating, because I been wan save belle for the best. I just start moto enter road

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke It will do you like a dream

@zero_stress16 @currentiyke Like! Wtfdym your phone was off, you sleep off, for parole me and you been don reason…. You’re supposedly expecting a guest from an interstate trip!!! People don’t understand love and sacrifices

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke never again. did 3 hrs interstate, only to arrive and her number was off, for more than 24hrs. the second time it happened to me, i wasn’t even angry. i be like, oh, i’m familiar with this script

@___emerie @0xAnselmm @currentiyke Omo! Block ooo…. I don even learn sey archive where you need mount pressure to your sanity. As a man, any woman wey go make your reason uour own values and efforts…. Bad energy suppose stay far away. Block! You go come Dey get temptation to seek closure? 😭 Block Abeg 🙏🏽

@0xAnselmm @manlike_DiDi @currentiyke Why man go Dey block person

@0xAnselmm @currentiyke I wanted to try to maintain and keep being a child of goodness…. As I measure my efforts over time, I come borrow your first text book. When I tell her friend, she come Dey laugh me later…. You see all those post bout Nurses, I read them like a prime investor

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke I won't even block Straight up to archive

@C1_official22 @currentiyke My senior Colleague 🫡 Dem add sleeping pill to my own saliva

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke My phone went off and there was no light to charge. Lmaooo

@Big_Hope1 @currentiyke x.com/manlike_didi/s…

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke Guy abeg😭😭😭

@nahdoofficial @currentiyke Dem don discuss the notes for here before nau….. Sleeper Cell

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke Abeg I for like know the handout 😭😭😭 I know want talk base on assumptions abeg

@Casperoou @currentiyke Imagine just waiting aloof in a new city sey you go track Barney wey you and’m been don Dey together back for Ph…. Sey you Dey wait make you call connect or address you been don ask before you comot town to enter That kian wait before you sey “it’s getting dark” enter highway

@manlike_DiDi @currentiyke Omo your journey long OOO 😅🤣

@SirDavidBent Find a private chef for the cockerel

You're desperate to be rich by all means possible. After visiting a very powerful herbalist, he gives you only two options: 1. Every morning, you will be magically credited 100M to your account & you must spend every single naira before nightfall or run mad. 2. Get a cockerel and give it some corn. Each grain of the corn the cockerel consumes stands for the number of years you will live on earth to enjoy your wealth. Which option will you be able to pick and survive?

@Borg_Cryptos 1 - 2

$2,000 to 2 people who predicts correct score. ends in 12 hours.

All these years….. I thought Micheal said “Im bad, Im bad…. She knows it” Oh “Shamone” 😭

@Elkrosmediahub 1 & 6

Which two are you picking?

@RaAid3r Omo….. I Dey call my sisters ‘babe’ and ‘girlfriend’ 🥲 Make Ehm no rush sha….. I go take time explain myself, buy’m beer later

I dated this girl for almost a year from last year march till we broke up around early this year . So I met this girl from TikTok , very beautiful girl , she wasn’t the type to always post and all but from her few videos I saw she was really good looking, I followed her . And soon we were talking , we exchanged contacts and started talking on WhatsApp, she visited me a few times and we went on some dates and we started dating back in march .

@martinokorowu @markessien @markessien @martinokorowu BOARDMAN 🏋🏽‍♀️

@markessien Willing to take it up. Who will be Boardman?

I'm willing to bet N1m with anyone that Peter Obi will be the next president.