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Twitter will be a horrible place today, tread carefully. Ignore the bad trolls and block if necessary. Your mental health is more important than a reply.

@JavierBlas lol, that dude is funny. He just smirks and talks nonsense to a camera. Clueless falls short.

White House top economic adviser Kevin Hassett says the oil futures market agrees Iran is a short-term disruption. Apparently he means the shape of the oil futures curve, which is massively backwardated (or inverted, if you prefer that terminology). Now, who’s going to tell him?

@cantguardjake a masterpiece

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

@leon2fino @fcnaples_ @OrlandoCitySC @opencup better for us, we have a real chance then

@zoinforms @fcnaples_ @OrlandoCitySC @opencup Orlando will be playing with there second team 😓

The cup journey continues at home! @OrlandoCitySC #USOC2026 | @opencup

@JackLinFLL damn, she would win in a landslide...

Oh awesome now Pam Bondi is free to run for Florida Governor in 2026

@pablofindsout BS

DATED BRENT OIL PRICE SOARS TO $141 A BARREL, HIGHEST SINCE 2008

@WashWizards Next time clear your jokes with your PR agent before you look like an a-hole.

Statement on last night's April Fool's joke.

@kendallbaker @radddd44 epic

My cousin captured Artemis takeoff from his flight. So cool 📸: @radddd44

@thomasunise @GamewithDave yoooooo

@GamewithDave This game

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

@HeatvsHaters We are not, and that's ok. Judge me for this, but I don't think we'll be competitive again until Pat retires.

I don’t think we’re a playoff team yall 🫩

Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has checked into rehab, his attorney, Levi McCathern, told The California Post.

Goosebumps watching this launch. LFG!

@CBSNews how tf did they switch to cheaper ingredients but their products are now twice as expensive as they used to be

Hershey said Wednesday it will use classic recipes for all Reese's products starting next year, a change that comes after the grandson of Reese's founder criticized the company for shifting to cheaper ingredients. cbsn.ws/4dooQWQ

@ClayTravis lol

The Supreme Court’s debate today: What did people who have been dead for 150 years intend for their law to mean for a modern situation they never conceived could ever occur?

@LeBatardShow @GOPispoop, you have been summoned bro

#poll Do you remember Goat Piss Mike?

@BronGotGame mfr, this is why I follow you, I needed that. Speak the truth bro!

Mfs really be afraid of failure my nigga you're literally going to die

ÚLTIMA HORA: Se ha convocado para el jueves una reunión de los representantes de #SerieA, #SerieB, #SerieC, la LDC, la Asoc. de Entrenadores y la Asoc. de Futbolistas. El ministro del Deporte italiano, #Abodi ha declarado: "El fútbol italiano necesita ser refundado y el proceso debe comenzar con una reestructuración dirigencial completa".

@3YearLetterman it's 1130am coach, peak internet time.

That’s enough internet for today