connor mcdavid … hot … ok. straight people fascinate me 🤍

not to assume op is straight of course, but no queer person is saying that with their whole chest 😭

@fthinlttlefreak u got cooked

@fthinlttlefreak I'm queer as hell and I think he's hot.

@fthinlttlefreak Which reinforces some beliefs about Lauren and the ‘cule! (Mostly I think of him as gaunt and/or haunted? But I’m a straight dude.)

@fthinlttlefreak i fear u do not know the bounds of gay hockey twitter