My birthday was last week and a lot of you missed it and have been whining about it ever since, as if it's my fault for not being more vocal. Take responsibility. You can make up for it by getting me this shirt, size medium, but only if it comes from this one specific vendor:

@ggreenwald Just tried - it said “unfortunately, both the product and the vendor have sold out.” Happy belated anyway.

Pick which twin will win! You could score a share of $2 million in Bonus Bets.

@ggreenwald So was mine. Happy pisces birthday. ♓️

@ggreenwald Mediu size? Don't lie to us, Glenn.

@ggreenwald You don't look a day over 35. 🎉

@ggreenwald But this is not a war. So, technically, she's still right.

@ggreenwald Make sure to read the label before washing

@ggreenwald @MazMHussain Happy belated birthday 🎂

@ggreenwald @ryangrim At this point it’s likely that Tulsi will donate the proceeds to the IDF to fund the war with Iran.

@ggreenwald Mine was Friday the 13th. Should we buy Tulsi a hockey mask to hide her shame?

@ggreenwald Apparently more than the domain was for sale.

Free Cone Day is here! Come celebrate with us at a DQ location on today by getting a FREE small vanilla cone 🍦

@ggreenwald ngl i actually want that shirt 💀

@ggreenwald @ryangrim Where has Holy Basil Gabbard been? She should resign in protest, imo.

@ggreenwald lol love it Glenn!!

@ggreenwald Happy belated! (Why did I think you were a Gemini?)

@ggreenwald Happy Belated Birthday!

@ggreenwald Never thought I would see an internet troll that I love so much! Keep on trolling!

@ggreenwald Happy birthday, Glenn! Mine was last week too!

@ggreenwald Happy Belated Birthday. Great choice for a gift. Wonder if she has removed them from her site.

@ggreenwald @ryangrim Happy birthday Glenn, you freaking champion

@ggreenwald For what it's worth, I do believe she was sincere during her campaign, and she was compromised since then.

@ggreenwald Happy birthday, sir!

@ggreenwald You are such a gem. A very happy and blessed belated birthday.

@ggreenwald Problem is that she had nothing to do with this war. Try to focus... This is Trumps war.

@ggreenwald Can we get a "No War" version so that it can be reused for the next neocon blunder?

@ggreenwald Happy birthday, Glenn. Sorry you didn't get what you wished for...