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@EddieMcstriplin Being framed for murder and losing your family and friends wasn't enough misery porn for you fans?

I really dont want to reward the MCU, but the concept of a Spider-man movie where his life sucks and a bunch of random bullshit happens is obviously the best eay to make a fourth Spiderman...its a shame the first 3 were an origin trilogy

@metaplexmovies Happy couples make me cringe, stop.

what can I say, tweeting constantly about michael mann and james cameron has paid off in a massive way for me

@CountVolpe @metaplexmovies Oh go fuck yourself and your happy life.

I’ve been dating this random guy I met on here for a year today, proof that you CAN find the man of your dreams on Twitter (he gets all the Odyssey presale tickets so I don’t have to)

@ItsLovelyLaveau She didn't pull away. No victims here.

You know what…. Shut it down… shut it all down

@TheManlet_King Both messages are awkward. Better yourself to make friends, find a partner, get married and have kids. Kinda goes against the modern mantra of individualism.

Has there been a major kids film in the last decade where the message was to better *yourself* instead of "there's nothing wrong with you. Everyone else is wrong."

@EpiscopalFrog We're not shy, we're mentally ill and disabled. ❤️

I genuinely think a non insignificant amount of women think that shy men deserve to be lonely

@LargeFamDad "Public school is a scam." Sir, you birthed a smart kid, congrats.

My homeschooled son just finished "9th grade", whatever that is. He recently took a standardized test and scored in the 96th percentile, or a grade equivalent of 13+ across the board. He has spent less than 2 hrs / day learning for the last 10 years. Public school is a scam.

@draculllina It's an average marvel movie made to set up the characters and universe. The good stuff will come in ten years be patient.

Watched Superman 2025 finally. Aggressively average film. Politically limp-dick, emotionally dull and visually washed out.. I didn't feel any love for the mythos in it. I feel bad for subjecting my girlfriend to that. I wish I showed her some Otto Binder and Curt Swan instead.

@VitoComedy My ex is Indian and this honestly makes me hate Indians. Their PR right now is at the bottom of the Ganges.

Society becomes infinitely better once you understand that any system which can be abused WILL be abused. The progressive mindset of "trust everyone" only leads to what you see here:

@ArtDuggy When the internet racist meets his match.

Denzel Washington's rant is so offensive that Mario's stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Denzel to stop being so fucking racist

@MagpieBotanic @CypressDahlia @desinople Every generation complains about the job market. This is just an excuse people use to not do anything, which is fine most people are lazy cowards.

@CypressDahlia @desinople You can't tough love him in to a healthy job market.

I know this is a dad-ish thing to say but you gotta do it while you're young. It is much easier to experience certain things while you're still young, presumably healthy and still have all your hair. Out of love, touch grass.

@versaceschanel Average French couple.

she was blind as a bat god bless

@juiceyeon She looks like an angel ❤️

no man deserves this

@kungfupete Both kinda lame tbh. I just never got it. Maybe if I were white and American.

I always thought he never recovered from the advent of Childish Gambino who dethroned him as the millennial multi-hyphenate who was out-singing dancing directing acting JoGoLev and the dude just never recovered

@JerkMangaka @GhidorahJoe OK, you're just nitpicking. Hollywood has spot lighted these actors.

@0Life4 @GhidorahJoe I mean they can get paid AND also show of their skills even if its just like a 1-2 minute fight, they can even still be the jobbers they were in the movie, but show off what they're known for.

to this day, one of the top 3 biggest sins of the Star Wars sequels is that they had Yayan and Iko cameo as those bounty hunter dudes and didn't let them do any martial arts before they got killed by that alien thing. like, what was even the point????

@InSnyderWeTrust @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs One more thing, this game has a heavily pregnant women on the front lines. A random non-binary character, a lesbian love triangle, and a secret baby subplot. It's impossible to take any of this seriously in this down and grity setting. A parody at times.

@0Life4 @geralt_of_rivi @justnyxs I’m not exactly a fan of the game but at least I’m honest about why without contradicting myself with each comment.

It's crazy that after 6 years, I still haven't seen a single convincing reason why The Last of Us Part II is a bad game that doesn't ultimately boil down to "Joel died" or an emotional reaction. The game is just that good.

I don't understand why the men on this app have to feign masculinity with threats of violence against womenfolk. Does Elon pay you to spike the cortisol of the female users?

@cloneristic "Some women are so catastrophically boring." Says the man who writes a thesis to a random Asian woman on the internet.

Some women are so catastrophically boring and their stories so ruthlessly meandering that it is biologically impossible to be interested in them. You can endure them, yes. You do this by checking out mentally in an out of body experience like a rape victim floating over the scene and looking down on it from above. Kind of like she might during unwanted sex. The trade is fair. You can love plenty of things you never talk to. Animals and babies don't talk ever and people still love them plenty fine. Often more than real people. Did you know that by way of a highly disciplined training regimin, magician David Blaine held his breath for nearly 20 minutes? That is one example of the incredible feats human beings are capable of when they put their minds to it. If you love your spouse as much as David Blaine loves breaking Guiness Book World records, you can endure anything. You best believe if David's Blaine's wife asked to strap on bugger him on demand, he could handle it. Probably MASSIVE insertions far beyond the proportion of what human beings were previously thought to be able to survive. He could probably take Mr. Hands tier pipe and hold his breath the entire time. Or he would die trying, and be happy to do it, as the greatest sacrifice for love there is. We're not asking for that. We are asking for you to pretend to like us a few minutes a few times a week so we can live with ourselves enough to not divorce you, brutally traumatising the kids in the process, who then get to then hear your new bf fuck you loudly through the walls and probably also get molested by him, setting off a horrific chain of events involving 140 mph highway car chases livestreamed from news helicopters, gelatinous slurries of crime scene clean up biowaste that can not be neatly divided by individual, entire communities devastated into spending years in therapy for PTSD and still not being able to sleep through the nightmares, with hard grizzled veterans of the police force that thought they'd seen it all retiring early because they are "too old for this shit." All things considered that's a small price to pay. Considering the alternatives.

@estherzelda0514 Unfortunately I identify with most creeps, male or female. I usually root for them to win.

You could always not identify with the creep. That's an option.