Alan Jacoby

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🚨AMERICA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY UNDER HARRIS & DEMOCRAT CONGRESS: A FULL-ON NATIONAL SUICIDE CEREMONY🚨 Picture it: July 4, 2026. The 250th anniversary of the greatest nation ever forged in blood and defiance. But instead of fireworks cracking over a proud, unified country, we get this dystopian fever dream cooked up by Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, and the rest of the diversity-over-everything death cult that owns the House and Senate. The White House lawn? Turned into a “Reparations Reconciliation Festival” where the main event is a 12-hour apology tour for “deep-rooted systemic racism and slavery” that, according to their twisted gospel, never ended in 1865 and somehow still defines every single thing about America in 2026. Founding Fathers? Cancelled. Statues of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln? Already torn down or draped in shame banners. The Declaration of Independence gets read in gender-neutral, Spanish-first, land-acknowledgment format while some Harvard DEI commissar explains how the whole document is irredeemably tainted by “whiteness.” Military flyovers? Cancelled. Too “militaristic,” too “white male,” too “colonial.” The Pentagon, now run by a rainbow-flag-waving DEI hire who prioritizes pronoun audits over combat readiness, announces the armed forces are “too pale” and “insufficiently reflective of our global majority.” No tanks rolling down Constitution Avenue. Just mandatory “diversity training” seminars blasting soldiers for the original sin of being born the wrong skin color. Meanwhile, the southern border doesn’t even exist anymore. It’s been officially rebranded the “Welcome Corridor.” Millions upon millions of unvetted illegals pour in daily, flown into swing states on your dime, registered for every benefit program, and paraded on stage as the “true face of 21st-century America.” Cities collapse under the weight—crime skyrockets, hospitals overflow, schools teach your kids that English is oppressive and that their ancestors were the villains in every history book. But don’t you dare complain. That’s “white supremacy.” The media and Big Tech label you a domestic terrorist faster than you can say “rule of law.” Every single public speech, every parade (the ones that are still allowed), every school assembly hammers the same message: America was never great. America IS the problem. “Diversity is our strength” isn’t a slogan anymore—it’s a hostage video. Hire quotas over merit. Race-based grading. “Equity” reparations checks for anyone with the right victim card while actual citizens get lectured about their “privilege.” If you’re a straight white man, you might as well wear a scarlet “S” for Supremacist and stay silent. Question any of it and you’re deplatformed, doxxed, or investigated by the FBI’s new “Extremism in Whiteness” task force. The national anthem? Rewritten to include land acknowledgments and trigger warnings. The fireworks budget? Redirected to climate reparations for “Global South nations impacted by American exceptionalism.” And the cherry on top: a prime-time Harris address where she solemnly declares that the real birthday we should be celebrating is the day the Democrats “began the long work of dismantling the myths of 1776.” That’s the future they were selling. A country on its knees, flag burned, history erased, borders dissolved, and every achievement of the last two and a half centuries reframed as one long hate crime. But thank God—literally, THANK GOD—we dodged that bullet. Instead, we get to celebrate America’s 250th under President Donald J. Trump, the man who told the radical left to shove their guilt trips where the sun doesn’t shine. Cities are safer. Borders are real again. Merit is back in charge. DEI is dying the death it deserves. Kids are being taught they live in the greatest, freest, most prosperous civilization in human history—and that they damn well better keep it that way. We’re not apologizing. We’re not kneeling. We’re not erasing our heroes or importing the Third World to replace our own people. We’re firing up the grills, hoisting the stars and stripes, blasting the anthems unapologetically, and reminding the world why America kicked ass for 250 years and isn’t stopping now. This is what real leadership looks like. This is what winning feels like. This is what it means to be unapologetically, defiantly, MAGA-great again. Happy 250th, America. The comeback is real. And the Democrats can choke on their own tears while we celebrate the country they tried to bury. 🇺🇸

The task force and the DOJ will be relentless in exposing these fraudsters wherever they may be hiding.

As a Republican voter, do you really want this savage controlling the House of Representatives? 👀 That is exactly what we will get if you don't vote in the midterms. Get your heads out of your asses.

How would America's 250th birthday look under a Harris presidency?

Tag the person who owns these claws.

The Democrats are going to lose the midterms miserably, and it will be absolutely glorious! Republicans will have complete and total victory!

World War Eleven was worse than ten January 6s.

The Bloodline

Banger from @BrandieWithABee.

The first lady of California, who was banging Harvey Weinstein, wants to cry about President Trump putting some self-righteous female reporter in her place. Shut up, bitch!

@JenSiebelNewsom @drcjjackson Didn't you give it up to Harvey Weinstein? 👀

My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked. Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior. But that is the problem. Because when that level of disrespect from the highest office in the country repeats itself, it starts to trickle down into our culture and define what power looks like, shaping how boys and plenty of men see women and girls and what they come to accept as normal behavior.

Good morning to everyone except those retard Republicunt voters who are supporting Democrats, open borders, high inflation and illegal aliens by refusing to vote in the midterms. You are worse than a liberal voter. Don't be a Republicunt.

The problem with the GOP is the lazy Republican voter. Not the GOP. Get involved in your home district primary elections and make real change there. The GOP is not going to save the voter. The voter can change the GOP. We just have to put in the work.

Would you rather have 5 million loyal friends or $5 million?

If you are a Republican and choosing not to vote in the midterms, you are literally supporting the party who wants you dead. WAKE UP!

@ChrisCillizza @chucktodd Ok, pussy.

"I'm not going to any more events where Trump is at them. I don't feel safe." --@chucktodd

💥EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN SENATOR BETTER WAKE THE HELL UP.💥 You were sent to Washington to SERVE THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, not play country club games with the swamp. President Trump received a clear, thunderous mandate on Election Day, and the Republican controlled Senate has one job: BACK HIM WITHOUT APOLOGY. Force John Thune’s hand NOW. Pass the SAVE AMERICA ACT or NUKE THE FILIBUSTER. 💥No excuses. 💥No delays. 💥No weak-kneed bullshit. If you refuse to deliver for the people who put you there, we will PRIMARY YOUR ASSES into oblivion and rebuild the Senate from scratch with fighters who actually understand loyalty to the American voter. 💥This is not a request. 💥This is a reckoning. 💥Get in line or get replaced.

Democrats would literally sacrifice Trump supporters for illegal aliens. Remember that.

🔥MIDTERMS ARE WAR, REPUBLICANS. SHOW UP OR GET ERASED.🔥 Listen up, patriots: The radical Democrats aren’t just wrong. They’re coming for us. They protect criminals and thugs while real Americans get stabbed, shot, and robbed in the streets. They’re itching to rip open the border we finally closed. More cartels, more fentanyl, more chaos pouring in. Your grocery bill, gas tank, and rent? Sky-high inflation is their love letter to you. And the weaponized DOJ, FBI, and deep state? They’re in full persecution mode. Lawfare, raids, and show trials against anyone who dares oppose them. Oh, and let’s not sugarcoat it: A huge chunk of Democrats openly want conservatives, Republicans, and Trump supporters DEAD. They celebrate it. They cheer it. They’ve made it clear we’re the enemy. This is your line in the sand. Vote like your life depends on it because it does. Vote RED. Crush the radicals. Take the House, take the Senate, and send a message so loud they can’t ignore it. No excuses. No staying home. No “both sides.” GET YOUR ASS TO THE POLLS. America’s watching. History’s watching. 🇺🇸