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शामिल हुए Eylül 2009
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
Diss foo @foosgonewild
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Grass@Grass545143·
@jon_stokes Of what being a dei hire? He might have degree but I’m sure the dei gave him an edge
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@ericwri17662332 @adamscochran Lmao you know nothing about college sports. Also this EO is more about football than any other sport. Also he has no power. NCAA is its own entity.
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eric wright@ericwri17662332·
@adamscochran uhhm in a world that has an unsustainable course for one of Americas greatest assets. Do you know how many kids from around the world come HERE to got to college and play sports? a lot... at least he's trying to do something! Don't be a hack and a hater. just pick one
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Patricia Waechter@PatriciaWaecht6·
@HaywoodTalcove I pray the fraud stops soon. I’m a handicapped 85 year old widow trying to live on less than two thousand dollars a month while the illegals spend my hard earned money. I started working when I was 14 years old and this what I worked for, under two thousand dollars.
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Haywood Talcove@HaywoodTalcove·
At one point, California had more people applying for unemployment than there were adults in the entire state. $32.6 billion. Gone. Prisoners collected. Dead people collected. I warned them. I begged them not to let the money go out like that. They suspended every rule anyway. The tools to stop this exist. So why are the doors still open? 30 years tracking fraud. This is the biggest in American history. It didn't have to happen. And it doesn't have to continue.nypost.com/2026/04/01/opi…
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@Jim_363 That’s insanity! Awesome for you. Minimum 19 kWh here in California
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Jim@Jim_363·
While gas prices are hitting record highs, it cost me $23 to drive my Ford F-150 Lightning for the entire month of March. ottawacitizen.com/news/gas-price…
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Kilroy@DBloom2022·
@terrakei07 Because California keeps bleeding the other 49 states dry through massive illegal programs providing housing and food and cash income for more than 20 million illegals costing us probably more than $5 trillion dollars over the last 25-30 years.
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Kilroy@DBloom2022·
@terrakei07 CA on paper pays more than most, but behind closed doors and through corruption in congress gets 10X more than what it pays in. Only the poorly educated still run with that joke of a line at this point.
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@sneako Get this dipshit off my TL immediately
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SNEAKO@sneako·
45k protestors in Iran is the new 6 million No names, no video evidence, all propaganda.
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Shaun Woolley@shaunmwoolley·
@BasedCaptan @RivianTrackr He is on our plan but that’s not how Tesla insurance works. It is based on his safety score from Tesla and how he actually drives. Each car has its own score. Looks like premiums are going down in May.
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@Buddhi_Satya @Bennieeexyz At no point did he reference it took seconds. Also nuclear reactors don’t work instantaneously either..
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Bangsatya@Buddhi_Satya·
@Bennieeexyz Bro thinks generator works like a nuclear reactor, flip a switch and suddenly massive electricity came out from it🤣
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Bennie🕊️@Bennieeexyz·
I used to work on offshore oil rigs. The generators that power them are the size of a small house. One day a technician forgot to lock out;tag out while he was checking why we were having voltage drops on the pump floor. A supervisor came by and saw the third generator was off and decided to fire it up. I was in the room trying to find a replacement pump sensor when it clicked. Boom pop zap. I saw a human explode, turn to plasma, then carbonize. The sound and and smell never leave.
marqix ☆@fwmarqix

What's the Scariest shit that has ever happened to you?

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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@shaunmwoolley @RivianTrackr Out of curiosity how does an 18 year old boy driving a 2025 of any kind of car have $69 a month insurance? Has to be on your plan?
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@rebel1996 @ChadMoran @brandenflasch You are implying buying a limited edition run Corolla is the same as a run of the mill Corolla. A GR Corolla is and awd turbo Corolla. Hence the price tag.
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Chad Moran@ChadMoran·
Show me a more out of touch group. There's a big difference in value vs affordability. Yes it's a good value, but it's not affordable. I convinced my friend to buy a Model Y and was quoted $400/mo for insurance. Went with an IONIQ that was cheaper and $110/mo for insurance. Oh and add $100/mo for FSD... C'mon.
Jesse Peltan@JessePeltan

I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten. A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)

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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@realgregfanning @gayguycandleco So now it’s okay? Because she knows someone. Women have had ectopic pregnancies in many states and are still denied.
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That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸
Remember when she made doctors call Ron DeSantis to give them permission to give her an abortion despite being adamantly anti-abortion for everyone else?
Etan Thomas@etanthomas36

OK, not gonna lie, I thought this was another #Druski skit. This is Rep. Kat Cammack (FL) at the Young Republicans Convention in Dallas, TX. But this goes to show you he didn’t directly attack or even name #ErikaKirk he said “Conservative Women” and his depiction was spot on lol

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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@HedgeFundFomo This MF ever have a wine he didn’t like?
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How it feels to receive a $120 dividend (I'm down $12,700 on the stock this year)
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@ProV1Smile Replace shower beer with work beer
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Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.
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Captan@BasedCaptan·
@Madz_Grant Most children before the age of 4 don’t have memories. They have ideas of memories. Old photos they have seen that their brain subconsciously makes up the story also your parents telling you stories that you believe to be your memory.
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Madeline Grant@Madz_Grant·
I've noticed amongst friends who have little kids that they are basically forced into waking up when they do. When I was little I remember v clearly knowing that we shouldn't go and wake parents until at least 9am on a weekend, and generally entertaining ourselves in the morning
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Swamp Ghost@SwampGhost22·
@BradWilcoxIFS Brad, I would sincerely like to see any of these alleged trade postings that pay $200k.
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Brad Wilcox@BradWilcoxIFS·
"As the # of tradesmen retiring [increases], # of young people entering those occupations [fails] to keep pace. Today, for every 5 tradesmen who leave workforce, only 2 younger workers replace them." Consequently: "nearly 1.4 million trade jobs will be unfilled by 2030." @NRO
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