Brian Howe

@TheBritLad I think I'll need two parachutes

You’re on a plane and it’s about to go down, THERE IS ONLY TWO parachutes. You keep one for yourself. Who gets the second parachute?

@frozenaesthetic @BovrilG If they break up with me over tweets then they are not who I need.

@BovrilG I've had a whole relationship whilst posting insane things and trolling the internet Some people walk towards the train wreck

This is why I’ve made sure that Mrs Bovril thinks I’m that girl who posts every day about how much she walked and what she ate

@MyLordBebo Fucking disgusting

🇵🇱🏳️‍🌈 Poland celebrates PRIDE and recognizes same-sex marriages. Magdalena Biejat, Deputy Marshal of the Senate, is seen partying in the LGBT crowd in Warsaw! Now gay couples can get married abroad, and these marriages will be recognized in Poland, effectively allowing gay marriage! Poles can travel without restrictions to other EU countries like Germany to get married and have it recognized at home. This is not a problem, as there are no border controls and EU citizens have the right of residency. People commonly drive to other countries for shopping. Poland is bowing down to EU pressure …

@isfjcutebear For free speech? Nope 😂. Go to America.

I may be moving to EUROPE soon. Japan has no free speech. suggest me a good country🙏

@hoshizorarock Give the cheese

おーい！！ アメリカ人よ🥺 チーズはいらないのか？ チーズが欲しいならコメントをください👀

@TruthFairy131 They only act like this towards the white Brits.

British Police Terrorise & ASSULT a 5 year old White Child. British police officers violently pull a five-year-old boy out of his father's arms & they arrest the father. The boy is terrified & runs, the Police chase him & violently twist his arms behind his back almost dislocating both shoulders. They drag him to the cop car, throw him in & slam the door on his hand. The poor terrified child is hysterical & screaming. This is absolutely disgusting. WTF is going on in the UK? This is a 5 YEAR OLD CHILD 😡 Communist Britain 🇬🇧

@CuSO4__5_H2O @Haybaji Buddy, you're a Moroccan with an anime pfp😂. You have no room to talk shit on anyone.

@BrianHowe123 @Haybaji i aint watching any "history" vids with a wojak on the thunmbnail that a ai slop loving cuck posts on twitter

we live in a simulation

@kenzietuff But will there be potatoes?

If your wife is taking 8,000 pregnancy tests + obsessively tracking everything and being that neurotic over children already instead of taking a few if she suspects she needs to + naturally doing what married people do, you’re all about to have an awful time, probably forever.

@TruthSeek01011 @guyfelicella Canadians used to be pretty cool, then everything got extremely liberal and gay. I don't hate Canadians, half of my father's still lives in Canada, and I love them. I'm just so fucking tired of these retarded pundits speaking absolute bullshit about my country and my president.

Canadians like you are actually retarded, you don’t hate America you hate yourselves, you hate that you are inferior to the U.S. and make up a bunch of propaganda about it. Canadians have always been weak and meak, passive aggressive fake polite, liberal progressive pushing commies and now you’re watching your liberal agenda bring you down further. Like true weak people instead of looking within you blame the U.S. for all your own decisions and failures. Hope this helps, but I doubt the years of drug abuse and covid vaccines will let you reflect so deeply.

Let's be clear: Canadians don't hate America. What we hate is the chaos, division, and authoritarian behaviour coming from the person currently occupying the White House. Trump is holding the world hostage.

@Molaau6 @OswaldsTopGuy I usually just comment about the glorious potato

@OswaldsTopGuy Not accurate, where’s the time slot for posting “freak, I just fell into lust. Pray for me” on twitter?

@frozenaesthetic @Howlingmutant0 I once met a dude that said he was Elvis.. I very much doubt that he was but he did "Blue Suede Shoes" proper justice with the vocals

@Howlingmutant0 I was in a store once and a guy shook my hand and said Jesus was his dad

One time I was at a Chinese restaurant with a foreign coworker and he said “Hey what your fortune cookie say?”, and I said, not even really thinking about it, “It says ‘Help me I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory” and, to my surprise, it got a huge laugh, the guy was practically slapping the table. So some time later, like years later, I’m at a similar restaurant and the guy I’m eating with asks what my fortune is and I respond, really throwing my whole pussy into it, “You’re not gonna believe this but it says ‘Help! I’m trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!!!”, and he just looked at me and said “Oh…funny…”

@frozenaesthetic You must have rattled him 😂

@frozenaesthetic You see he could have said a similar statement with the exact same meaning without insulting anyone.

Mate you're following me, clearly the cyst on my face didn't bother you before fuck off moid

@frozenaesthetic That fucking smile says everything 😂. "Yup, I did that. I'm not sorry, I think it's humorous."

I am the trouble

@LibertarianG0th @frozenaesthetic Yeah, I'm rather fond of her too

I once saw an entire panel of contestants on The Great British Baking Show absolutely butcher avocados. I then declared El Jihado on the UK after that. Then I found @frozenaesthetic and she is single-handedly carrying the whole nation’s reputation with me.

@owenjonesjourno @GBNEWS His only mistake was deleting it 😂

This was tweeted by @GBNEWS presenter @Alexarmstrong. He deleted it. He’ll face no consequences. The most extreme, unhinged opinions are being mainstreamed. If that carries on, this country will fall into the abyss

@yuuri_channn Happy birthday

本日37歳になってしまいました とりあえず今を楽しむ！生きる！ がんばります☺︎笑

@s_kydaires Hanging out with the bros, exercise, read and write, laundry. Simple fun stuff

Boys without girlfriends, what do y’all do on weekends?🤔

@greenmorefields If you don't like Robert E Howard, you are legitimately gay. Full on homosexual.

If you think this way you are spiritually a gay male bottom

@victorfyt They're just traitors to their own people

Why is the British royal family so stupid?