Camilla Cleese

I once was in an elevator with John Hamm and had to resist the urge to say “wanna make a Hamm and Cleese sandwich?” for 11 floors.

@ianmichaelboyd Hey Ian! I took a break from stand up to focus on a few projects that I’m writing and producing, but hope to be back to it soon. I’ll start posting again when I am. :)

@CamillaCleese a belated happy birthday to you! When are you onstage next? No job now, so I’m free!

@trimjim2007 @allenanalysis @JohnCleese I don’t say he hasn’t changed, but in this case it certainly isn’t due to my involvement or lack thereof.

@CamillaCleese @allenanalysis @JohnCleese To be honest I dont but after seing that and the slightly odd change to @JohnCleese posts I put 2 and 2 together. I stand corrected.

Leigh McGowan said it best: if what’s in the Epstein files brings the whole house down, let it fall. Democrats. Republicans. Princes. Hollywood. All of them. Because right now it looks like a protected class that doesn’t answer to law.

@ArminZ11 Thanks so much :)

#HappyBirthday 🌸😀🌸 @CamillaCleese

@trimjim2007 @allenanalysis @JohnCleese Also maybe don’t believe everything you read on the internet.

@allenanalysis @JohnCleese She wasn't saying that 2 years ago, funny how that works. This is not @JohnCleese its his daughter @CamillaCleese

@trimjim2007 @allenanalysis @JohnCleese That was two years ago. Things change, my career takes up all my time.

@trimjim2007 @JohnCleese Nah, I don’t run his account. I avoid social media because of people like you.

@JohnCleese Like listening to the shit comedian @CamillaCleese who does this account.

Listen to this drivel This is the man in charge of the USA

@Universofstupid @JohnCleese 😂

@JohnCleese @CamillaCleese Looks like an attack mop. Does it also do floors? Very cute though.

Attacked by one of my daughter @CamillaCleese’s beasts! 👹

@ReadOnlyJones @JohnCleese Dude… what does this have to do with me? And why insult my Dad?

@Thomas_Nordhoff @FlyBar10 @JohnCleese Awe haha thank you 😊

@CamillaCleese @FlyBar10 @JohnCleese Camilla, In my opinion, you are priceless 😁

What people don't understand about why the very rich are so greedy, is that they are rich because they are greedy

@MrKris1981 Thanks Kayris :)

@CamillaCleese You're a good egg, be you and keep growing. 😊

I’m feeling overcome with gratitude, not only for what I have, but even more so for what I don’t, and who I am becoming. 🙏🏼

@LynneVero Thanks Lynne, hope you’re well ❤️

@CamillaCleese What an amazing person you always have been.

@FlyBar10 @JohnCleese 🤣 don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Maybe if he saved everything he earned for the past decade or more. Last I checked the internet said I was worth more than a million, which is hilarious.

John Cleese's net worth is estimated to be around **$20 million** as of 2024. This estimation is based on various sources that have tracked his finances through his long career in comedy, acting, writing, and production. However, it should be noted that his net worth has been influenced by significant financial events, such as his costly divorce settlements, particularly the $20 million settlement from his divorce with Alyce Faye Eichelberger in 2008. Despite these expenses, Cleese's involvement in iconic projects like Monty Python, "Fawlty Towers," and films like "A Fish Called Wanda," along with his other business ventures, contribute to his net worth.[](bossnetworth.com/john-cleese-ne…)[](celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebr…)

@kelly_carlin I would so love that, Kelly! Hope you had beautiful holidays :)

@CamillaCleese Camilla! How lovely. This makes me smile. I’d love to catch up in the new year. 😊

@ianmichaelboyd Thanks, Ian :)

@CamillaCleese You’re the best, Camilla!

Think I’m gonna start claiming codependents on my tax returns

@the_ghostmen @Sargon_of_Akkad @JohnCleese This kid is in a different country, so certainly not using his phone. If I had his phone, I’d delete his twitter. And no, neither of us have TDS, we just have cognitive reasoning abilities.

@Sargon_of_Akkad @JohnCleese this is not john cleese by the way his kids use his phone. probable @CamillaCleese she has extreme tds. and a so called comedian.

Question... If you're flying in a plane do you want the pilot to have a truthful altimeter, or a loyal one, that just keeps telling him how brilliant he is

@xta5iax I do, just discovered pokemon recently. I like playing unite :)

@CamillaCleese Do you like pokemon?

I once was in an elevator with John Hamm and had to resist the urge to say “wanna make a Hamm and Cleese sandwich?” for 11 floors.

A video from my daughter @camillacleese…the time her dog Hercules wandered on stage during one of my shows. 🐶🤣 #nationaldaughtersday #daughtersday #nationaldaughterday

@SomeFellla @JohnCleese He would have laughed the same. He loves animals. And for the record, I have done hundreds of shows with him and he’s never yelled at anybody. When things don’t go as planned it’s funny.

@JohnCleese @CamillaCleese I love dogs. However, how would you have reacted if it wasn't your daughters dog and instead, say, a stagehands', or random venue workers'? The fact that the answer is predictably the opposite just makes this post remind me of what a hypocrite you are in other ways too.