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Camilla Cleese

@CamillaCleese

Comedian/Writer/Actor/Long legs/Smart Ass. Instagram: @CamillaCleese

Los Angeles, CA शामिल हुए Temmuz 2009
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
I once was in an elevator with John Hamm and had to resist the urge to say “wanna make a Hamm and Cleese sandwich?” for 11 floors.
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
@ianmichaelboyd Hey Ian! I took a break from stand up to focus on a few projects that I’m writing and producing, but hope to be back to it soon. I’ll start posting again when I am. :)
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Ian Michael Boyd
Ian Michael Boyd@ianmichaelboyd·
@CamillaCleese a belated happy birthday to you! When are you onstage next? No job now, so I’m free!
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
Leigh McGowan said it best: if what’s in the Epstein files brings the whole house down, let it fall. Democrats. Republicans. Princes. Hollywood. All of them. Because right now it looks like a protected class that doesn’t answer to law.
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John Cleese
John Cleese@JohnCleese·
What people don't understand about why the very rich are so greedy, is that they are rich because they are greedy
Professor Gustavo Heinlein@GustavoHeinlein

@JohnCleese "...people at the top..." Like millionaires, both celebrity and political? Who ever said those that raise themselves up the greasy pole must be paragons of virtue? I think 'White Privilege' has gone to Cleese's head (The 4th funniest Python)

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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
I’m feeling overcome with gratitude, not only for what I have, but even more so for what I don’t, and who I am becoming. 🙏🏼
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
@FlyBar10 @JohnCleese 🤣 don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Maybe if he saved everything he earned for the past decade or more. Last I checked the internet said I was worth more than a million, which is hilarious.
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Sojourner
Sojourner@FlyBar10·
John Cleese's net worth is estimated to be around **$20 million** as of 2024. This estimation is based on various sources that have tracked his finances through his long career in comedy, acting, writing, and production. However, it should be noted that his net worth has been influenced by significant financial events, such as his costly divorce settlements, particularly the $20 million settlement from his divorce with Alyce Faye Eichelberger in 2008. Despite these expenses, Cleese's involvement in iconic projects like Monty Python, "Fawlty Towers," and films like "A Fish Called Wanda," along with his other business ventures, contribute to his net worth.[](bossnetworth.com/john-cleese-ne…)[](celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebr…)
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
@kelly_carlin I would so love that, Kelly! Hope you had beautiful holidays :)
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Kelly Carlin-McCall
Kelly Carlin-McCall@kelly_carlin·
@CamillaCleese Camilla! How lovely. This makes me smile. I’d love to catch up in the new year. 😊
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
Think I’m gonna start claiming codependents on my tax returns
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
@the_ghostmen @Sargon_of_Akkad @JohnCleese This kid is in a different country, so certainly not using his phone. If I had his phone, I’d delete his twitter. And no, neither of us have TDS, we just have cognitive reasoning abilities.
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John Cleese
John Cleese@JohnCleese·
Question... If you're flying in a plane do you want the pilot to have a truthful altimeter, or a loyal one, that just keeps telling him how brilliant he is
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
@xta5iax I do, just discovered pokemon recently. I like playing unite :)
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
I once was in an elevator with John Hamm and had to resist the urge to say “wanna make a Hamm and Cleese sandwich?” for 11 floors.
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Camilla Cleese
Camilla Cleese@CamillaCleese·
@SomeFellla @JohnCleese He would have laughed the same. He loves animals. And for the record, I have done hundreds of shows with him and he’s never yelled at anybody. When things don’t go as planned it’s funny.
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Some Fella
Some Fella@SomeFellla·
@JohnCleese @CamillaCleese I love dogs. However, how would you have reacted if it wasn't your daughters dog and instead, say, a stagehands', or random venue workers'? The fact that the answer is predictably the opposite just makes this post remind me of what a hypocrite you are in other ways too.
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