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I have added a new profile pic! Hope you all like it this is me today 15/03/2026.

@FanaticElon Shocked! Elon would never be standing at my door. He doesn't even know I exist. Good on you Elon! lol. God bless you and your family, Casper!

You hear a knock on your door, went to get and find Elon Musk at your doorstep What will be your reaction Be honest A. Shocked B. Excited C. Sad D. Surprised

@ShadowBriefing_ Everybody loves Elon @elonmusk God Bless, Casper

If Elon Musk called you right now and said, “I need your help”… what would you do? 👀 A. Pick up right away B. Ignore it C. Ask, “what do I get out of it?” D. Panic 👇 Be real

@ShadowBriefing_ A. Pick up right away any thing for Elon he is an amazing person. I've got your back Elon. God Bless you and your family, Casper

@elonmusk Stick to you guns Elon! You are well and truly with in your rights. Keep on fighting and Thank you God Bless you and your family, Casper

South Africa won’t allow Starlink to be licensed, even though I was BORN THERE, simply because I am not Black! We were offered many times the opportunity to bribe our way to a license by pretending that a Black guy runs Starlink SA, but I have refused to do so on principle. Racism should not be rewarded no matter to which race it is applied. Shame on the racist politicians in South Africa. They should be shown no respect whatsoever anywhere in the world and shunned for being unashamedly RACISTS!

@teslacarsonly WOW! That looks a Trillion Dollars. Absolutely an amazing colour. Well done to the Tesla Team. Kerep up the good work. God Bless to you and your families, keep safe and happy. Casper

Do you like Gold Tesla?

@elonmusk Congrats Elon another amazing story to tell! I hope your happy, smiling and healthy. Casper

Falcon has landed

@MargaretFaxw @elonmusk Sounds like a great idea I'm glade they helped! God Bless Casper

@Caspersixtyfive @elonmusk @Caspersixtyfive Basically Elon won't respond to you or cover your loss. I also got scammed by Elonmusk imposter. I tried reaching out to him and had many failed atempts Then I was referred to a cybersecurity analyst by my lawyer who helped me with the recovery of my funds back.

@bobjernigan7 @YvonneW28418575 @elonmusk How true, Only God knows! God Bless Casper

@Caspersixtyfive @YvonneW28418575 @elonmusk He does have a plan for each of us and I agree I think we are close but no man or Angel knows the day or time!

Visual intelligence beyond the human paradigm

@HarshThoughtful @jess_ih_ka @zerohedge @realDonaldTrump Trump sounds like he goes at everything like a bull at a gate, but he is very strategic. Go Donald I think you're great. God bless you and your family! Casper

You could also say President @realDonaldTrump created incentive for Saudi Arabia to invest so heavily in America. This has been the nature of President Trump when it comes to leverage and negotiations from the first. Art of War and Chess. Both are valuable lenses for us to see and understand how these Geopolitical tactics ARE AMERICA FIRST!! 🇺🇸🦅 @POTUS @VP @Scavino47 @SecRubio @SecScottBessent @SecWar @StephenM

NEW: An urgent phone call from Saudi Crown Prince MBS changed Trump’s decision at the last minute: President Trump had intended to declare a complete ceasefire and end the fighting against Iran in exchange for the immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz. However, a tense phone call with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman dramatically changed the plan. According to White House sources, bin Salman begged Trump not to stop the war: “This is a historic opportunity – we must finish the job and weaken the Iranian regime once and for all.” In exchange for continuing the fighting, Saudi Arabia offered an unprecedented package of economic and strategic incentives. Key points in the offer: • $100 billion transferred directly to finance American war costs • Full and immediate normalization with Israel after the fall of the regime • Direct oil pipeline from Saudi Arabia to the port of Ashdod, turning Israel into a major energy hub • Investment of approximately $1 trillion in the U.S. economy + purchase of $500 billion in American weapons • Establishment of a new regional defense alliance, including Israel, Saudi Arabia, and other moderate countries under an American umbrella • Joint naval force to control the Strait of Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb • Funding of strategic U.S. bases in Israel • Joint reconstruction fund for a post-regime “secular and moderate” Iran In the end, Trump announced a temporary ceasefire, not an end to the war as was expected. Senior diplomatic sources describe the move as “a historic turning point” marking the beginning of a new regional order.

@agmrt801 @jess_ih_ka Very well said! Keep up the good work. God Bless, Casper

@jess_ih_ka That's not true. When Saudi Arabia does something, it announces it. And His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is a man of peace, goodness, and construction. He is not one of those failed leaders who run away from their problems to wars, evil, and crises

@NLGMullis @jess_ih_ka Yes it could! God Bless, Casper

@jess_ih_ka I'm not 100% I believe this, BUT Saudi Arabia benefits from Iran being weak and it could be a way for them to enter the Abraham Accords.

@gregory_bratton Chem trails everywhere in the sky these days. Our insect population has halved. God Bless, Casper

It’s said you have to tell people 3x about something for them to act on it. Defy normal and check this out now. Link in bio! instagram.com/p/Cms_YIhM3uP/…

@gregory_bratton Very artistic and talented. I want to write a song about my Husband can you help and how much please? Casper

I’m not a professional designer or anything, but the #artemisII patch is amazing. Safe journeys!

@AlispeaksX Where is the Red Heffer? Casper

What is going on in the Middle East? A religious war is brewing against Israel, it has already started. Why do westerners not see it or understand it? Because Islamists live in the blindspot of the secular mind. Who are the players read below :

@reeves_x7 @FanaticElon very romantic! I like it Casper

@Caspersixtyfive @FanaticElon I tried to forget your name in the silence, but it echoed back to me. I tried to lose it in the crowd, but it found me endlessly. So I held onto it in my heart, where it lives peacefully.

Serious question. Is anyone on X actually over 50? Don’t lie

@FanaticElon y e s ab s o lu t e l y

Be honest Do you legitimately have Fun on X ? A. Yes B. No

@FanaticElon A

🚨Just in: Today’s poll: On a scale of 0-100, how would you rate Elon Musk’s contribution to humanity so far? A. 90-100 B. 80-89.99 C. 70-79.99 D. 60-69.99 E. Below 60

@teslacarsonly Of course I do, Elon is greater than any man even Donald and anyone that has come before him. He's a magician and he makes dreams come true! Bi polar Bunny.

Do you support Elon Musk?