Master Shake

Vape guy: Yo bro can you pass the elf bar Nerd lawyer: I’m licensed all over middle earth of course I passed

@hotpockets Gotta go with the black pizza of the veil #hotpocketscooler #Sweepstakes

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@jermartinez_ Happy birthday as well!! 🎉🎉🎉

@CharlieTwoFive Happy birthday!! 🎈

@carebearkieran Thank god you’re cursed

I think Mbappe misses here and Argentina takes it

@carebearkieran 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

Duncanville winning state and Brazil winning the World Cup. The Kieran Curse is going to die this month!

@Edddgrrr @EASPORTSFIFA I thought pro clubs was cross platform this year, just not cross gen. (Xbox one/PS4 cant play with Ps5 or Xbox X)

@EASPORTSFIFA Our Pro clubs is incomplete because two of my bros are on Xbox and the rest of us on PlayStation. We need Cross Platform for Pro clubs soon! Please and Thank you 🫡

D&D severely underrated as a conduit for hanging out and doing drugs with your friends

Me: “I’m having a real bad day” The one mutual who always likes my tweet: twitter.com/shitindatoilet…

@ArturoMoreno8 Not taking away anything from the goal though great assist by Griezman

@ArturoMoreno8 Llorente on Fred in the build up though, what are your thoughts on that?

Finally got engagement pictures taken

Rhythm is a dancer Anthony Elanga, You won’t stop him if you dare Came from Scandinavia To be United’s saviour Scoring goals from everywhere Woah it’s Elanga 🎵🎵 @ManUtd #UCL

Happy 2⃣-8⃣ to those who celebrate.

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So today is my 23rd birthday…next week I’m moving to Los Angeles to start a job I’ve always dreamed of doing, my girlfriend is here visiting my family in Texas, and we’re going to a UT game tomorrow. God has blessed me in ways I could’ve never even imagined a year ago.

@Edddgrrr Looks like a child out there

Holy shit man. Sub off Fred rn Ole #WOLMUN

@carebearkieran I was really excited when it was announced he was going to Nebraska but his record is below 500

@CharlieTwoFive Terrible which is surprising because he was a great Coordinator and Coach at UCF

This clock management by Scott Frost is just….wow