Slumped Cold Rango

@NoonsRise2Power its the proudest day of my life. Opening some packs I got a 14/50 Gorimbo auto. I will never sell it but if you want one you can get it off of ebay for 8.99. We will be rooting for him heavily against "the captain"

@Erntastedfresh 🤣 hes got an intense angry gaze and its a great double act with his cohost who seems senile at 35. That guy is in a constant state of confusion and looks like he got flashbanged They remind me of george and lenny from of mice and men

@ColdedRango Fuckers podcast is boring too, sounds like a special ed Turkish guy speaking Spanish with his jaw wired shut.

Insufferable fruitcake, he types like a loser that finally got rid of his blackberry. Fuck this insecure plastic jaw retard, send him to Indonesia.

@travispickler @EstebanRibovics @NoonsRise2Power Dance if you got slept in front of your families and Jake Gylenhaal at ufc 287!!

@ColdedRango @EstebanRibovics @NoonsRise2Power You’ll have to forgive me for being forgetful but surely nobody else on the card received such brutal neural reworking via fist to head to even come close to this level of comatose, right?

People watch this and think Ewing can’t beat him because he’s too “technical”

@NoonsRise2Power @travispickler @EstebanRibovics Noon respect Pereira. Hes just a sensitive smol guy. A heccin labubu 🤣🤣. Hes my moon and my stars. Have some class and join the chama chant x.com/i/status/20409…

@ColdedRango @travispickler @EstebanRibovics Did someone say coldest stiffest unconscious fighter to grace the mat at UFC 287?

@travispickler @EstebanRibovics @NoonsRise2Power Would you say Yanez was the coldest stiffest unconscious fighter to grace the mat at UFC 287? I mean pillowfist Font did him horrendously

@EstebanRibovics @NoonsRise2Power Kid got his head dribbled by Rob font I can only imagine what king Ewing would do

@Erntastedfresh @KonaMMA_ @NoonsRise2Power Ernie please don't go below the belt. He already beat my dentist by split decision in the amateurs and shagged my mum. I've conceded everything to him already but not my cards 😡

@ColdedRango @KonaMMA_ @NoonsRise2Power Rango, id appreciate if you’d not post cards that aren’t yours. Strike 1 my friend.

@NoonsRise2Power its the proudest day of my life. Opening some packs I got a 14/50 Gorimbo auto. I will never sell it but if you want one you can get it off of ebay for 8.99. We will be rooting for him heavily against "the captain"

@MmaWeezy If he shoots he surely wins. The veretennikov fight was such a bad look for Prado it was more of a struggle than a fight. Also doesn't feel like hes improving despite being young hes just on a cte speedrun at ufc level

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@KonaMMA_ @NoonsRise2Power I'm a sickly orphan with no legs. If I pay you the postage in 3-4 installments can you send me the Gorimbo auto friend? Im sorry for stealing your cards pal I just wanted to fit in :/

@ColdedRango @NoonsRise2Power Hey man I noticed you posted my cards, please take this down or I will be forced to pursue legal action.

@KonaMMA_ @NoonsRise2Power Rango won't be deceived, hoodwinked, had the wool pulled over his eyes, scammed or desecrated carnies. He has nothing else on this planet and will fiercely protect his card for what its worth.

@ColdedRango @NoonsRise2Power Bro really put his username like anyone was gonna steal a picture of his “Themba Gorimbo” auto 😭😭😭😭

@NoonsRise2Power Not too sure about the paper honestly but I will always celebrate a card commemorating Gorimbo's trauma

@ColdedRango Kid got some stadium club. Love ya Lil ‘Go

@vondatguy12 @jirienjoyer You are right looking at the roster but I wouldnt be surprised if he still somehow goes on a 6 fight win streak and his most live opponent is someone like Emmers. They are shameless and would probably put him in the rankings after beating Elkins or some shit

@ColdedRango @jirienjoyer He’s gonna have to have a sink or swim soon regardless. Unlike 55 45 has straight killer coming up and the uncs will be gone within the next 12 months. Delano Douglas barbosa Lee Scott Rahiki Delgado. Are people he’s gonna have to end up seeing if he wants to be ranked

Am I still a goyim if I like Tommy McMillen without thinking he’s gonna be a superstar

@MagicM_MMABets This is probably the best MMA beef in about a decade

You got gifted a bonus over way more deserving people because you let Sean cum inside. They gave you a layup and it looked like two drunks fighting. Get a grip clown.

@tapology Can't agree with this placement at all. Mcmillen should clearly be above everybody pictured here and more. On the low side I'd rank him top 25 at least.

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