Slumped Cold Rango

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Slumped Cold Rango

@ColdedRango

Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Mainly irony posting except for Ziam slander. Matt Brown, Mark Hunt, Kavanagh, Prochazka, Dillashaw glazer

शामिल हुए Kasım 2025
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@NoonsRise2Power its the proudest day of my life. Opening some packs I got a 14/50 Gorimbo auto. I will never sell it but if you want one you can get it off of ebay for 8.99. We will be rooting for him heavily against "the captain"
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@Erntastedfresh 🤣 hes got an intense angry gaze and its a great double act with his cohost who seems senile at 35. That guy is in a constant state of confusion and looks like he got flashbanged They remind me of george and lenny from of mice and men
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TheBigPickle@travispickler·
@ColdedRango @EstebanRibovics @NoonsRise2Power You’ll have to forgive me for being forgetful but surely nobody else on the card received such brutal neural reworking via fist to head to even come close to this level of comatose, right?
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TheBigPickle
TheBigPickle@travispickler·
@EstebanRibovics @NoonsRise2Power Kid got his head dribbled by Rob font I can only imagine what king Ewing would do
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@NoonsRise2Power its the proudest day of my life. Opening some packs I got a 14/50 Gorimbo auto. I will never sell it but if you want one you can get it off of ebay for 8.99. We will be rooting for him heavily against "the captain"
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@MmaWeezy If he shoots he surely wins. The veretennikov fight was such a bad look for Prado it was more of a struggle than a fight. Also doesn't feel like hes improving despite being young hes just on a cte speedrun at ufc level
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UncleWeezyMMA
UncleWeezyMMA@MmaWeezy·
🚨 UFC 327 FREE BET! 🚨 3 UNIT BET ON THE CHARLES RADTKE MONEY LINE AT -175 ON BETONLINE SPORTSBOOK Check out oddsshopper.com/expert-picks/f… to see my reasoning for the bet and to link to my fight writeup. War Chuck Buffalo! #UFC327
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@KonaMMA_ @NoonsRise2Power I'm a sickly orphan with no legs. If I pay you the postage in 3-4 installments can you send me the Gorimbo auto friend? Im sorry for stealing your cards pal I just wanted to fit in :/
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Kona
Kona@KonaMMA_·
@ColdedRango @NoonsRise2Power Hey man I noticed you posted my cards, please take this down or I will be forced to pursue legal action.
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@KonaMMA_ @NoonsRise2Power Rango won't be deceived, hoodwinked, had the wool pulled over his eyes, scammed or desecrated carnies. He has nothing else on this planet and will fiercely protect his card for what its worth.
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Kona
Kona@KonaMMA_·
@ColdedRango @NoonsRise2Power Bro really put his username like anyone was gonna steal a picture of his “Themba Gorimbo” auto 😭😭😭😭
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@NoonsRise2Power Not too sure about the paper honestly but I will always celebrate a card commemorating Gorimbo's trauma
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@vondatguy12 @jirienjoyer You are right looking at the roster but I wouldnt be surprised if he still somehow goes on a 6 fight win streak and his most live opponent is someone like Emmers. They are shameless and would probably put him in the rankings after beating Elkins or some shit
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von@vondatguy12·
@ColdedRango @jirienjoyer He’s gonna have to have a sink or swim soon regardless. Unlike 55 45 has straight killer coming up and the uncs will be gone within the next 12 months. Delano Douglas barbosa Lee Scott Rahiki Delgado. Are people he’s gonna have to end up seeing if he wants to be ranked
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Big Z! #STRAPSZN//\\@jirienjoyer·
Am I still a goyim if I like Tommy McMillen without thinking he’s gonna be a superstar
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@tapology Can't agree with this placement at all. Mcmillen should clearly be above everybody pictured here and more. On the low side I'd rank him top 25 at least.
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Tapology
Tapology@tapology·
Tommy McMillen! The Tapology UFC Rankings have been updated. View the new rankings (tapology.com/rankings/ufc), and read the next post for highlights.
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