
Slumped Cold Rango
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Slumped Cold Rango
@ColdedRango
Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Mainly irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kavanagh, Prochazka, Dillashaw glazer
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@yeljr23 Insane how fast things change I was certain Pantoja would maul him when this was first made but now I’m 50/50. I’ll take either one winning and hope they obliterate Kape after
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@btidss Yeah the downside to this fight is the loser will get clowned because they have been called frauds since their debuts
I think they are both very cool and hope they have fun without getting hurt too badly
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Watching it in slow mo really shows the speed and technique
Royval is just so damn slick man 🤩
ape@qpe
Royval setting a trap for the same counter that hurt him earlier in the fight was beautiful to watch
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Damian Pinas REALLY wants to fight Baisangur Susurukaev after #UFC329:
"That guy is too easy. … I will KO him."
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@ColdedRango If Gamrot loses to Quillan I am done with this promotion. I could not continue watching this if my beloved gamer earns a stopapge loss to that creep
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@jazzlovesmma @raul12044 @BigMarcel24 @ppdrama400 Think I’m rooting for Moreno here because of Morales doing the 6 7 but carefully monitoring what could be a new curse at flyweight. Losing to Johnson to become champ seems played out these days, maybe beating washed Moreno is the best base for getting bullied in your next fight?
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@raul12044 @BigMarcel24 @ppdrama400 Immediately convinced me to pick Moreno, the bounce back will be real
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@alphasigmawolf6 You have never been bitch slapped unconscious before and it shows you dirtbag 🤬🤬 if Gamrot loses to Quillan and Charles loses to Patrick then I can say with certainty that the organisation is scripted
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@jirienjoyer @KyojiMafia It is true we got colded by Patrick’s microscopic testicles but remember us has been mating pressed cold before and ourselves got colded by Neil Magnys balls on a sprawl. The journey to the cold does not matter and the cold is a right of passage for combatants like us


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@jirienjoyer @KyojiMafia Cmon Z there is nothing wrong with being forcibly rooted into this position. If anything it’s inspiring and brave that our favourites are open minded enough to accept this variant of comatose. There is nothing wrong with spreading em and signalling your surrender mid bout.


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@BigMarcel24 @dannyseguratv Curtis jabs his bleeding head off and pins him to the floor 30-27
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Waldo Cortes-Acosta will fight Curtis Blaydes at #UFC331 on September 19th. (first rep. @dannyseguratv) #UFC #MMA #UFCParamount #UFConParamount #UFC2026

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@Home_of_Fight Don’t really get this since he specifically asked for Sandhagen and they gave him it. Also 0 reason to have booked him vs Aldo, he’s been treat far better than Barcelos etc but I love Emperor Mario and will not question him
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@mmagoat420 Currently in the process of dedicating my soul to Emperor Mario I went 1/5 on hatewatches yesterday but he pulled through for me. Permanently ceasing talks of the O malley fight for the canman 😍😍
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@Pep_Lima BSD beats everybody but Emperor Charles on this list
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@MMA__Matchmaker Voluntarily chose to get stopped 3 times in one year and complete the Brazilian ten
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@oscarwillismma May be the highest risk lowest reward kick which routinely injures whoever throws it. I think Alves chinned Vick with it but you don’t need a flying boot to the head to incapacitate James Vick anyway
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I watched Conor practice that kick over and over last week. He and his team were absolutely beyond caution in avoiding injury. This is beyond brutal for Conor.
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My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.
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@ThisIsNotDSP Idk man earlier this year it was revealed Bohm was forced to fight whilst sick or she’d get cut before her debut and Santos said she was made to fight Chiasson after a weight miss
They werent going to let him pullout a second time with a record gate when hes the star of the show
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@mookiealexander Surely they would know from medicals right? Are we again in the realm of being complicit in a fixed fight kinda like Dillashaw’s last fight where everyone seemed to know?
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