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Slumped Cold Rango

@ColdedRango

Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Mainly irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kavanagh, Prochazka, Dillashaw glazer

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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@yeljr23 Insane how fast things change I was certain Pantoja would maul him when this was first made but now I’m 50/50. I’ll take either one winning and hope they obliterate Kape after
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@btidss Yeah the downside to this fight is the loser will get clowned because they have been called frauds since their debuts I think they are both very cool and hope they have fun without getting hurt too badly
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
I liked Montes’ DWCS fight from a while ago and just rewatched the Turcios fight going in thinking Mcmillen could win if he made it an ugly brawl. Oh my days this 32 year old FW prospect is the new Lerone Murphy 😍 Montes looked elite, only Turcios but such a cool performance
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MMA Fighting
MMA Fighting@MMAFighting·
Damian Pinas REALLY wants to fight Baisangur Susurukaev after #UFC329: "That guy is too easy. … I will KO him."
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Amin
Amin@alphasigmawolf6·
@ColdedRango If Gamrot loses to Quillan I am done with this promotion. I could not continue watching this if my beloved gamer earns a stopapge loss to that creep
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@jazzlovesmma @raul12044 @BigMarcel24 @ppdrama400 Think I’m rooting for Moreno here because of Morales doing the 6 7 but carefully monitoring what could be a new curse at flyweight. Losing to Johnson to become champ seems played out these days, maybe beating washed Moreno is the best base for getting bullied in your next fight?
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@alphasigmawolf6 You have never been bitch slapped unconscious before and it shows you dirtbag 🤬🤬 if Gamrot loses to Quillan and Charles loses to Patrick then I can say with certainty that the organisation is scripted
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Amin
Amin@alphasigmawolf6·
@ColdedRango Paddy the Baddy stops Olives
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
BSD Gaethje is lost forever but Oliveira/Topuria molesting Paddy is now inevitable?
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@jirienjoyer @KyojiMafia It is true we got colded by Patrick’s microscopic testicles but remember us has been mating pressed cold before and ourselves got colded by Neil Magnys balls on a sprawl. The journey to the cold does not matter and the cold is a right of passage for combatants like us
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@jirienjoyer @KyojiMafia Cmon Z there is nothing wrong with being forcibly rooted into this position. If anything it’s inspiring and brave that our favourites are open minded enough to accept this variant of comatose. There is nothing wrong with spreading em and signalling your surrender mid bout.
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@Home_of_Fight Don’t really get this since he specifically asked for Sandhagen and they gave him it. Also 0 reason to have booked him vs Aldo, he’s been treat far better than Barcelos etc but I love Emperor Mario and will not question him
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Home of Fight
Home of Fight@Home_of_Fight·
👀 Mario Bautista is ready to make changes to become one of the UFC's biggest contenders. “It’s a frustrating spot to be in, I’m not just a stepping stone for anyone, I’ve proven that. I’m going to make some changes to get my name out there, but in the meantime I’m going to keep winning.”
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@mmagoat420 Currently in the process of dedicating my soul to Emperor Mario I went 1/5 on hatewatches yesterday but he pulled through for me. Permanently ceasing talks of the O malley fight for the canman 😍😍
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BAUTISTA MAFIA REBORN
BAUTISTA MAFIA REBORN@mmagoat420·
what do they even do… both got ko’s early in their career and got dickrode so hard they completely forgot how to fight when they don’t randomly fluke a ko over washed 40 year olds poophagan and shito need to hang it up ffs THEY WENT TO A SPLIT BTW 🥶🥶🥶
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Pep
Pep@Pep_Lima·
Who wins these fights at Lightweight? Be honest
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Brian Ortega
Brian Ortega@BrianTcity·
Connor said I’m Not and Ortega he will give him real competition. Mmmmhhhhh 🤔🤔🤔.
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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@oscarwillismma May be the highest risk lowest reward kick which routinely injures whoever throws it. I think Alves chinned Vick with it but you don’t need a flying boot to the head to incapacitate James Vick anyway
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Oscar Willis
Oscar Willis@oscarwillismma·
I watched Conor practice that kick over and over last week. He and his team were absolutely beyond caution in avoiding injury. This is beyond brutal for Conor.
Conor McGregor@TheNotoriousMMA

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@ThisIsNotDSP Idk man earlier this year it was revealed Bohm was forced to fight whilst sick or she’d get cut before her debut and Santos said she was made to fight Chiasson after a weight miss They werent going to let him pullout a second time with a record gate when hes the star of the show
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Mookie Alexander
Mookie Alexander@mookiealexander·
If Conor jacked his knee pre-fight and his response was throw a switch kick the commission should dead-ass withhold his purse.
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