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Slumped Cold Rango

@ColdedRango

Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Mainly irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Mark Hunt, Hokit, Kavanagh, Prochazka, Dillashaw glazer

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Slumped Cold Rango
Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@ThisIsNotDSP Its unfortunate because on the backfoot hes throws with all the accuracy of Josh Emmett and tires himself into making the choice. If Ank finds a way to lose buckling to calf kicks or something I will donate to choicecenter and create my own shrine that mirrors Khalils 307 one
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@ColdedRango Thing is, the obvious answer for Khalil is to extend him and make him work - go after him. Ankalaev isn't really the type. He's a guy who I think will come up with some technical, more neutralizing ideas. He does have this Strickland/Leon effect on people he fights.
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Kevin@realkevink·
🚨FIGHT NEWS🚨 Magomed Ankalaev vs Khalil Rountree Jr. #UFCAbuDhabi Main Event July 25th 📰: @VestnikMMA
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Duke Travis Von Pickler👑🥒
This graphic will go triple platinum when he loses a decision to volkan oezdemir
Home of Fight@Home_of_Fight

😮 A few months ago, Khalil Rountree Jr. vowed to ‘not lose another fight ever again’ In a recent interview with @JakeNoecker, coach John Wood said ‘offers have been made to Khalil’ and there’s potential for some ‘fun, big fights’. Who’s lined up for Khalil? 👀 (quote via Jaxxon Podcast)

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🌸 𝓑𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓪𝔀 🐍
the impact caused rapid rotational acceleration of the skull violently, leading to diffuse axonal injury, where the brain's wiring stretched and sheared. Simultaneously, the sudden trauma caused a massive, near simultaneous discharge of electrical signals
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Martys Hairline
Martys Hairline@MmaUnderdogz·
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Anime foids have infiltrated our beloved sport… What should we do about ts?
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
We are so humble we attended a Peter fan meetup even though they think we robbed him despite easily winning 1 and 3 😃
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
As a young man from England the first non Mcgregor fighter I was excited for was Till after he beat Cowboy. I heard Woodley pasted him but didn't see it, and my first card watched in full was Till Masvidal. Since the beginning I've grown accustomed to my heroes being folded. 😢🦎🦎
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
Real sentient individuals deduced Aljamain Sterling can't go 5 rounds and would succumb to a 4/5 submission to Youssef Zalal and bet currency on it
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@BlessedShaww Lowkey more impressive to rewrite his brazillian wiring AFTER achieving the brazillian ten to then overcome chin bully Holloway. BMF for a reason
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@realkevink I may be tapped in the head I chose "proper mike" against Kev but I actually believe in him here. Stringbean Kev is undefeated against short and stocky brothas
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Kevin@realkevink·
💣BREAKING NEWS💣 Kevin Holland vs Jacobe Smith Is In The Works For #UFCOKC July 18th Per Multiple Sources
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Slumped Cold Rango@ColdedRango·
@Chuckyolives69 Hello Chuck I did notice I couldn't view your account a few hours ago this app breaks more each day
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Dovy🔌
Dovy🔌@DovySimuMMA·
🚨Scott Coker is back! He’s launching a new MMA league in 2027 He’s secured $60M funding from Tony Hawk Among Group via @MMAJunkie
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