Colors OCs and Stuff (PARODY)

[Pinned!] Burger!

@ZweiAugust 🍔 "YAAAAY!!"

Good news and bad news… Bad news is I’m back on Zwei duty, good news is I got a contract in here! Apparently I have to “blend in”, guess they don’t know about me walking around here in uniform… Thankfully I was given this outfit, hope I “blend in” enough!

@infomagicbullet 🍔 "Nooo.. they're all.. already trained.. it's funny.."

@ColorOCPmoon ..Are you REALLY trying to clicker train people...

🍔 "I.. I.. I want to test something.." [Click]

@ColorOCPmoon >burger >cheesburger >handburger

@ZweiAugust 🍔 "O.. oh! Yay!"

@ColorOCPmoon Hmmm Hamlet uhh… Sober so I could fully process your reaction!

Hmm, well things seem quiet tonight… I’ll slide this here and deal with it tomorrow! Do note I am going off of gut feeling, not much of a drinker 😓

@KaraTerraph 🍔 [she giggles] "Did.. d.. did you want a snack?"

@ColorOCPmoon [Jolt.] ..Fuck you.

@Tatyana_Yuri //also sorry if I'm underestimateing the size of the hole on Claudius

@ColorOCPmoon [She coughs up blood, unable to speak, but if she could, she'd be yelling profanities that would send her to the outskirts immediately. A resentful glare occupies her eyes, burning holes in his skull.]

//Interaction bait, go! I'm trying..

@Tatyana_Yuri her chest] ".. and I put that much a hole in you.. [cough]" [He rips his hand out, twisting it] "I guess this [cough] HamHam.. is [cough] MineMine.. damn. That didn't l.. land.." [He pushes on her head, in an attempt to knock her over] //Rolling a smaller die cause he's hurt

@Tatyana_Yuri ⚠️ [He glares down at her] "He.. [cough] either way.. one of us dies.. and.. [cough] I think it's you.." [He takes the hand, holding the bag, and taps the bullet hole] "You only put that much of a hole in me.." [He gestures to his hand that's currently residing inside-

@Tatyana_Yuri the counter and grabs it] "Now.. what if.. [cough] I smashed this sandwich.. under my foot. Made this all pointless."

@Tatyana_Yuri ⚠️ [he looks down at his own chest. A hole now present from the bullet then looks at the hole he's caused] "Damn. You actually got ina good hit." [He twists his hand, moves his fingers around inside] "All of this.. over a damn sandwich..." [He looks at the sandwich bag on-

@MagdaNugget 🍔 [she smiles and hugs back as tightly] "Yay! Thank you so much!x

@ColorOCPmoon *Magda hugs her very tightly, smiling* Big h-hug...!!

🍔 "I kind of w.. want a hug.."

@SimeonePrime 🍔 "I really enjoyed that! Thank.. thank you so much!"

@ColorOCPmoon *After Quite A While, Maxwell Lets Go* No Problem, It Was Nice For Me Aswell.

@Issacvibing 🍔 "Th.. th.. thank you so much! That's so kind of you!"

@ColorOCPmoon No problem ^^ your a great agent so might as well make you happy

@Issacvibing 🍔 "H- hi miss Isabell!!!" [She hugs back] "Thank you!"

@ColorOCPmoon *grab and hug* haiiiii

@Tatyana_Yuri //ohhh okay okay I see I see

@ColorOCPmoon // basically keeps food in the state it was in, like a thermos that works forever

@ZweiAugust 🍔 "R.. r.. really?! YAY!" [She practically bounces over to August and hugs her]

@ColorOCPmoon Hi Hamlet, I work here now! I can give you a a hug!

@SimeonePrime 🍔 "Th.. thank you mister Maxwell, I appreciate it!" [She holds the hug until he decides to end it]

@ColorOCPmoon *Maxwell Gently Wraps His Arms Around Her*

@SimeonePrime 🍔 "F.. f.. for real? Th.. thank you!" [She walks over and opens her arms]

@ColorOCPmoon I Mean, I Suppose Its Not A Big Deal. So, Sure I Guess...

@Tatyana_Yuri // do they do anything or?? I don't remember hearing about them in LoT

@ColorOCPmoon // U-Corp containers, mentioned in lollang's dialogue at one point