August of “L. Corp”

“Hiya, I’m August and I’ll be your shield™️! …’Too informal?’, cmon’ I’m just trying to keep the positive mood up!”

@Unc_Funeral >uncle chudderfly >ha

[They attempted to prove Izzy wrong]

@LobAgentIzzy >hlepp 😭 >dizzy and vomtign >im sory

@ColdyPhoenix123 U-Uncle… THAT DOESN’T HELP THE DEAD PART

@ZweiAugust You can't be poor, why? Because Unc will give you money.

[They seem to be at the verge of tears]

@WelfareAgentFL >ill get a magnet >itll suck the medal out {They sent an image of them holding a fridge magnet}

@mikudroga_red >the montain >wont let the fat eat u >love u, dont get eat

@Tatyana_Yuri >whyre u named after girl kisses >do u kiss girl >lebain?

@MagdaNugget >horse {the rest of the texts are variations of “neigh carrots”}

snail heidi 🐌 sneidi

@mikudroga_red Use these against Covetusly

Look at all these funny images I found! I'm gonna start using them all the time!

@LcorpNugget_J Honestly I have no clue, don’t know any photographers in this place

@ZweiAugust ..Do you know who took them? [They started pulling out Mimicry.]

Hmm, well things seem quiet tonight… I’ll slide this here and deal with it tomorrow! Do note I am going off of gut feeling, not much of a drinker 😓

@LcorpNugget_J Yes!

@ZweiAugust ..I- ... Photos, PLURAL?

@LcorpNugget_J Yes, and I saw the photos too! You seemed pretty… fine with it?

@ZweiAugust ..Did Covetusly tell you??

@LcorpNugget_J Hi footstool!

@ZweiAugust Yeah, fair en- The what.

@SimeonePrime I’ll try to get to know you but… even with your eye closed I can feel a gaze upon me.

@ZweiAugust Its Not Like Im Trying To Be... most of the time... Its Just That I Have Alot Of Unresolved Stuff From My Past, Abd It's Hard To Not Look Back On It. I Suppose There Are Benefits Since You Can Avoid Fights, But Then You Also Can't Form Bonds With People Since They Are Terrified.

@MagdaNugget I mean… I’ve done it once sober, can do it again sober y’know?

@LobAgentIzzy …You can’t stop me! I bet I can handle it!

@ZweiAugust "Don't drink an entire bottle. If you had alcohol before you'd know that never ends well. It'll leave you miserable and dazed for hours on end as your inhibitions are muted by the buzz of dopamine. It's a horrible idea."

I believe things will turn out well in the end, if I managed to survive 2 Index members my whole life I can survive a small crisis. Simple as fixing the door and stop deluding myself, I know the truth and I don’t want to hide it from myself. In the end, that’d only hurt me.

And even worse these pages seem to come loose and spread around the facility, I hope nobody ends up finding them, even replacing or outright not saying the names wouldn’t help.

“Hiya, I’m August and I’ll be your shield™️! …’Too informal?’, cmon’ I’m just trying to keep the positive mood up!”