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Through the eyes of a #DBA everything looks different

The mantra of the #DBA Be ready for everything, because eventually everything will happen!

A User Interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's not that good. @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z

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Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A: “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.” @IDUGDb2 #geek #jokes #Db2 #Db2z

Handy memory aid

How many Agile Developers does it take to change a lightbulb? It isn't just the lightbulb that needs changing, all the wiring must be redone

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When you wait too long to call the #DBA for help...

Why most DBAs do not talk about what they do outside of work...

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. —Albert Einstein #quote

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