@LiveUthing @juneslater17 Whoops, just my glasses on and seen my typo!
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Dear Dreary - Dreadful Agony Advice Column -Parody
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Dear Dreary - Dreadful Agony Advice Column -Parody
@DearColumn
Let me give you some advice. You won’t have asked for it, but I’ll give it anyway. *You’ll thank me in the long run (*you won’t).
South East, England शामिल हुए Aralık 2019
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@snowleopardess Wait till you hear about St Johns Ambulance.
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Streeting immediately announced today 4 NHS ambulances will be loaned to the Jewish community to replace those torched overnight, then the govt will fund replacements.
Why does the Jewish community even have its own ambulance service? Is the NHS service not good enough?
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@raelbrav Wait till you hear about the original Spitting Image and who they ripped the piss out of.
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There’s an order to humiliation. First they talk about you. Then they ignore you. Then they laugh at you.
But when the US PRESIDENT starts mocking you openly, publicly, repeatedly, that’s when you know you’ve hit rock bottom.
At that point, it’s just contempt.
Chris Rose@ArchRose90
President Trump has shared an SNL UK sketch mocking Keir Starmer for being afraid of Trump. 😂
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@elainesim28 Stranger calls to pay your bill, with no checks. Then asks company to confirm previous payment info…card number and all contact info thy have on ‘their’ file. They can now use that info for other stuff!
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@giftedrascal This is not important. So ner
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@Watchman_motto Then don’t live there,
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I hate this house. It would make me feel sick being inside.
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@LiveUthing @juneslater17 Please define ‘prfioritize health’.
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@juneslater17 Oh, but you are wrong June. Cancer does discriminate. Cancer favours those with poor self-management habits, not those with self-care habits that maintain robust health.
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@Ryder56004614 That’s what they want you to think! It’s in Luke 13 ‘And onto my disciples, after my resurrection, I gave forth a Smarties Easter Egg and some Cadbury’s Mini Eggs in a mug. And they were fed and satisfied’.
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To all the racist Deform twats posting on here that it’s disgusting that “XXXXXX company” has removed the word Easter from their Easter eggs.
Easter is fuck all to do with chocolate eggs 🤷
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pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe
Heiri 🐾🍨@ItsMeHeiri
I GET IT. I ACTUALLY GET IT. I GRABBED MORE.
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@DamianLow3 Stealth. You have to keep it secret.
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Can you explain how you can attend a free speech festival in a country where apparently free speech is dead?
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@Midge1415 But, Miss, Miss, it’s in the bibble! Luke 13 ‘And onto my disciples, after my resurrection, I gave forth a Smarties Easter Egg and some Cadbury’s Mini Eggs in a mug. And they were fed and satisfied’.
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The annual moan my bollocks off has started 🙄😴
Jesus died so we could stuff our faces with holy chocolate 😂😂🤣
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK
Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@ThomasWillett9 It’s in Luke 13 ‘And onto my disciples, after my resurrection, I gave forth a Smarties Easter Egg and some Cadbury’s Mini Eggs in a mug. And they were fed and satisfied’
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I don’t remember reading in the bible that Jesus ate a chocolate egg after he was resurrected.
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK
Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@Chri3151 @davehomeless89 After all, Chrissy babes, says in Luke 13 ‘And onto my disciples, after my resurrection, I gave forth a Smarties Easter Egg and some Cadbury’s Mini Eggs in a mug. And they were fed and satisfied and went onto Twitter to preach my word,’
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@davehomeless89 It’s not about that exactly! You’re misinformed! It’s about the impact religions outside the scope have an impact on the UK’s values! It starts with changing our ideologies and chipping away they change the way we want to think how we speak and what we do! The quest for control
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oh god everyone pretending to be offended by easter eggs again
even though none of them give a actual fuck about easter except chocolate and a bank holiday weekend
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@davehomeless89 And my birthday!
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@elonmusk Is this a confession?
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Unless we have photo ID, elections are obviously subject to massive unprovable fraud
@jason@Jason
Photo ID required for reddit, but not for voting 📝
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