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My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.

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Jon@giftedrascal·
The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before
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Watching The Madison, absolutely going to sell everything and move with my Mrs kids, dog and cats and go move to Montana Such a beautiful place
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@Lizabidobay2 Couldn't agree more. Awful shite things.
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Hecaomtbz@hecaomtbz54561·
@TheFigen_ Humans hunt its bad. Though when animals like wild dogs eat their prey alive its fine.
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The Figen@TheFigen_·
Texas millionaire pays $10,000 for Cape buffalo (Black Death) safari - then killed by the 1,300kg beast he hunted.
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@TheFigen_ That's a fair trade
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Jon@giftedrascal·
He's happy
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@Gellyfsh I think all our human and non human family members take their turns in being bellends!
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Jax@Gellyfsh·
@giftedrascal She definitely knows who the favourite child is now 😂😂
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Jon@giftedrascal·
Daughter said she can't wait for us to come home as "Lenny is being a bollocks" now he's enjoying the sunshine. No way my little baby would do anything wrong, ever.
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Jon@giftedrascal·
Does trump think that Iranian officials have Truth Social and are just sat there reading his banality thinking "right lads, he's said this so we'd best behave"
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@Furkss I have an s26 for work. I wouldn't have needed to even go up there!
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furks@Furkss·
@giftedrascal Imagine how much better it would have been with a Samsung. 🤣
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Jon@giftedrascal·
Impressed with the zoom. I'm old enough to remember at one point you couldn't send picture messages or every copy and paste on an iPhone
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Jon@giftedrascal·
@twentysixbux Just an iPhone, think it's the 17 max pro thing. It's great for stuff like this. Makes calls too 😁
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Jon@giftedrascal·
@BintyMustard My old phone was the same, like a dunk version of me, can see best with one eye closed!
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@Peter9Kelly Yep, was bloody freezing! Saw the St Patrick's parade and the went up there to see if walk by 😁
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Elisa Mosini 🇪🇺🇮🇹@MosiniElisa·
In all the tragedy happening in the world, there are moments that make me genuinely happy. An Irish PM defending the British PM from attacks by the US President, and then turning to show solidarity with Ukraine. This is European solidarity at its finest. Honor to the Irish 🇮🇪.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

After Trump disses Starmer, Irish leader Micheál Martin jumps in to defend Starmer and encourages Trump to get along with him. Martin then pivots to defending Ukraine -- a country Trump also dissed earlier in the event.

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Lee-ish@rednuoPdnuorG·
I have a bad cough and this is medicinal. Plus let’s face it, I’m already mentally on holiday.
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Jon@giftedrascal·
@twentysixbux Ha ha thank you. Think it's all the walking around 😁
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simone@twentysixbux·
@giftedrascal Pissed off 😂 you’re looking extra slim btw, you mustn’t have dug into too many burgers yet
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Jon@giftedrascal·
Tried getting some nice photos and then my daughter caught me being annoyed at being nudged loads!
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Tried to stay longer but it's freezing!
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Jon@giftedrascal·
Meal prep, to me that just means eating the cheese I just grated for my omelette as a pre omelette snack, then having to grate more cheese for my omelette. Also to pay the cheese tax to Lenny
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