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The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before

@Leezabizzbee He's very chilled bit gets fed up with my singing to him 😁

@giftedrascal 🥺 I love him, I would not be able to resist the urge to kiss him a zillion times

Been to vets to book an appointment for him to be castrated. He doesn't know this bit yet. Now waiting for his pupcup for being a very good boy

@lillai23 You feel for them, when my staffy lost his balls. He was proper drugged up with a cone on just crying ha ha bless em

@giftedrascal Awwww! Bye bye balls. Lulu cried all night after she was spayed, I had to cuddle her all night too. And had to carry her hefty lump out the vets as she couldn’t walk. Hope it goes swimmingly for Lenny x

@rednuoPdnuorG There is no downside to this, it would really work.

@giftedrascal Miss piggy as the Bond girl would unironically be one of the best casting decisions for it ever. They could do a brilliant twist with Kermit as the villain but it actually being her as the big bad, controlling him. 500m box office. Make it happen.

I don't think it should be up to me.

@rednuoPdnuorG Beaker as Q. Miss piggy as the bond girl, them 2 miserable cunts as villains. I'd definitely watch a Muppet version of live and let die, or furfinger

@giftedrascal Correct because I’d pick gonzo the muppet.

@queue_tip My hope is he's used this as the basis and made his own take on it. Definitely going to watch it. If it's brilliant, ok, if it's shite, ok.

@22CaratEwok @retalsp Ha ha ha ha this is excellent!

Did a wee wee at the customers house (I was allowed) and saw their scales so thought I’d weigh myself and it turns out they’re Bluetooth and connect to their phone so will see it happened AND my weight. Absolutely cringing a bollock off in the van. Forgive me, Jesus. Forgive me

Work mate told me she's taking her daughter to Cadbury world this weekend & asked if I've been. Told her I went 40 years ago on a school trip when it was just a factory. I got told "stop fucking around!" In a brummie accent by a man in a hairnet called Ken.

@idlewildgirl Such a strange feeling isn't it? Especially if you're stood near them on the rack! Ha ha

@giftedrascal Yes! It’s so embarrassing!

I'm aware this might make me sound odd. But I really dislike going into clothes shops wearing clothes I've bought from that shop previously. Especially if I see them still for sale.

@nicolalalalala Have fun, peace and quiet, sun is shining for you too!

@imbethmccoll Very true

basically all of these “enraged” posts about Nolan’s Odyssey are from people who want to make money off irritating you. that’s it!!

@CallumLyon 👀

NEWS: Greggs to open in Tenerife with first ever branch outside of the UK

@PucatuB It's such a strange thing isn't it? Can't even explain why but I really just don't like it!

@giftedrascal Yesssss! Me too. I’ve changed my outfit because of this.

@nicolalalalala My favourite coffee shop is ace, comfy chairs, noise canceling headphones, big window to sit at, watching the world go by in the sunshine. It's great.

@nicolalalalala I do this most Saturdays. *with the dog