The False Raven (LOL)

If you follow this account, you have a 90% chance of ending up in El Salvador 🇸🇻 gulag (LOL)

@jalle51 If any of this was true or if Putin was actually mad, Putin would release the Trump pee-pee tape (prove me wrong (LOL))

Well, someone is having an absolute meltdown in Moscow today.. 🇷🇺💥 Following the total obliteration of the vital VZPP-S semiconductor plant in Voronezh, Vladimir Putin has formally accused the US and Europe of directly enabling the devastating long-range strike! According to a furious Putin, Western nations provided the satellite imagery, target data, and precise navigation support required for the raid, warning that this involvement could be seen as NATO's direct entry into the war. But the absolute best detail of this entire drama is the weapon used – reports indicate the facility was hit by the brand-new, mass-produced US AGM-188 "Rusty Dagger" cruise missiles making a spectacular combat debut! 🗡️🇺🇸 Imagine spending years threatening the West over long-range missiles, only to have your most critical military chip factory turned into a smoldering pile of ash by affordable, mass-produced "hybrid guided bombs". No wonder the Kremlin is screaming about direct NATO escalation out of pure desperation. 10/10 for the strategic coping mechanism! 😂🍿 Sources: Official Kremlin press releases, Pentagon procurement updates, and defense analysis from TASS and The War Zone (June 23, 2026).

@yogeshtwet @mlb Baseball doesn’t care about Trump’s pardon (LOL)

BREAKING: President Trump to sign a “complete pardon of MLB legend Pete Rose,” says he should have been put in the Hall of Fame.

@GeboMpls Minnesota: Buy the hype FR (survive the winters (LOL))

Moving to Minnesota.

@Parodyjeffx I’m guessing late August or a “back to school” false flag (that’s dark bro (LOL))

FALSE FLAG INCOMING 🚨🚨 Ted Cruz warns Americans: “Brace yourselves for terror attacks across the country.”

@WarMonitor3 Also co-“parenting” territory with China in the East (Russia’s population numbers might be as fake as China’s (LOL))

Russia is in real trouble in Ukraine practically 0 military advances in months, huge logistical problems across the frontline and increasingly anti war population and elite. I see a collapse at some point in the future if nothing changes.

@SledgeJohns2 @WUTangKids They didn’t buy in (LOL)

@WUTangKids oh no but what about the bag holders?

Apparently the people that warned about the SpaceX ipo were right and it’s delicious

@WUTangKids That’s because the oligarchs chickened out. Sure, they could have rug-pulled the system, but the Earth is a very small place if 7 billion people want you dead (if it was me (LOL))

@ConstitustionX How old is that food and how toxic are our crop? Other countries won’t buy it so they feed it to us 🇺🇸 (LOL)!

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP DROPS A BOMBSHELL 🚨 President Trump just announced: The unfrozen Iran funds will NOT go to their regime’s missiles or terror — they’re buying MASSIVE shipments of American corn, soybeans, wheat, and more straight from our farmers! American farmers are ECSTATIC — Trump says his phone is blowing up with calls from thrilled growers who are finally WINNING BIG! U.S. agriculture gets a HUGE boost. Iran gets food for its people. America First wins again! This is how you make deals that put American workers FIRST. What a masterclass in leadership! 🇺🇸🌾 #Trump #AmericaFirst #FarmersWin #MAGA

@ClaireMPLS Cap hell is a b.tch. Karl is a great player that finally played on the interior. Good on him. Julius went from being the King of NYC to Minnesota?? It’s like new Verse in Cleveland. Players have feelings and Minnesota is a b.tch in January. That’s how we got here, fam (LOL)

unless i’m missing something here, the wolves ultimately gave up their franchise cornerstone and netted.. donte divincenzo ?

@UnderdogMLB @ragazzoreport Might as well. No baseball next year anyway (LOL)!

Twins' front office would like to trade Joe Ryan, Ryan Jeffers at trade deadline, per @ragazzoreport. Owner Tom Pohlad, however, may want to add to roster at deadline due to weakness of AL.

@darkpirateking @rawsalerts Keep your feet, diabetes (LOL)!

@rawsalerts Coke and Pepsi to the judge!

🚨#BREAKING: A Federal judge has ruled that the Trump administration cannot ban SNAP recipients from using benefits on sugary drinks & candy.

@rawsalerts Frankly, that’s bullsh.t. Crap sugar is basically a one way trip to missing a foot at taxpayers expense (keep your feet on your person FR (LOL))

@NortonMpls Team America: Fuvk Yeah (the big question is; why doesn’t the sheriff have 2 jet skis (LOL)?)!!

Why does the Hennepin County Sheriff have a jet ski?

True FR (I haven’t sat in a clean restroom since they left (test me (LOL)))

@MarkieMinnesota Is any data even trustworthy? Trump dismantled @NOAA so now we just wait (and see what Europe has to say (LOL))

Calling all storm nerds in MN, this weekend into next week is looking pretty interesting. Here's what NWS TC said

@snow_bunting22 @Talanath11 Genius-species (LOL)

@Talanath11 The carp are invasive and having major impacts, yes absolutely. But this part of the article is talking about the slaughter of bigmouth buffalo, particularly reproductive females. Buffalo are amazing and extremely long-lived fish native to Minnesota.

Appalling waste, cruelty, and ecological terrorism described in the senseless killing of ancient native fish who are vital components of our freshwater ecosystems. Bowfishing is the dumbest fucking “sport.” People need to find less destructive hobbies.

@snow_bunting22 That’s a bad take. Those are invasive carp that are 6ft long and turn lakes into mud puddles. People will/would eat them, but our waterways are so toxic the fish are classified as such. Are you OK with people eating this resource (ask yourself (LOL))?

@mattkellner121 Leave the man alone. He’s on vacation FR (LOL)

🚨 BREAKING: Timberwolves forward Jaden McDaniels reacts to the blockbuster news that his now former teammate Julius Randle has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets.

@cajunlmt337 @DougWahl1 Yes. Anyone who disagrees is an enabler (to be fair who among us learned readers hasn’t been “enabled” (LOL))