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@NotSlimNotShady @ErrorGramatica Shut the fuck up

@ErrorGramatica This is learned behavior. Make the child sit there for 5 minutes, 5 times per day. Each time they start to fidget, teach them to instead breathe and close their eyes. TEACH THEM. Being still is learned behavior, as is the inability to do so.

Este video muestra a una niña con TDAH y a otra sin él pasando cinco minutos ‘sin hacer nada’.

@GallagherMW Poop from a butt

When in Rome... aka Canada.... had to get it. Never got poutine in all my times visiting Canada for work, and I saw it on the menu so I had to. Pretty damn good. Dont know if I would it eat regularly, but what's the point of traveling if you dont try new things? Finishing this

@WhittleDick_ She probably put poopy diapers in with the sheets again.

Old lady at the retirement home told me I “better watch out” today and I was like “why” and she just laughed and walked away. I don’t know if she’s flirting with me or she’s going to kill me

You're not gonna like the answer

@Misha21122 @hearinladotcom @ChadBianco Dumb cunt.

@hearinladotcom @ChadBianco When you don’t obey the law. Things like this happen. His fault.

One of Sheriff @ChadBianco's deputies used a grappler today on a suspect which killed him and nearly took out an innocent bystander

@coach_714 @hearinladotcom @ChadBianco You are a dumb piece of shit.

@hearinladotcom @ChadBianco Sure they might need more training with it but it was the right move to use it..

@LauraTa36574495 @Hunter_Eagleman @GovPressOffice You voted for this you dumb cunt.

@Hunter_Eagleman @GovPressOffice & our gas prices are killing us older folks. 😡😡😡😡

Yes, Governor Gavin Newsom started a war with Iran and shut down the Strait of Hormuz. King Newscum’s powers are truly endless!

@M1686193515388 @piran_peyman @BRICSinfo

@piran_peyman @BRICSinfo There is a key difference between man made and natural

JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France says charging tolls to cross the Strait of Hormuz violates freedom of navigation.

@Marco20307855 @vierter_adler @beemyli Yes

@vierter_adler @beemyli So I’m mixed race, being half German and half Polish? 😳

White people have you ever looked at your white counterparts and said to yourself they’re a different level of white that you don’t identify with?

@ChipDavis10 @vvliiiv You are a dumb piece of shit.

@vvliiiv any one of the countries that Iran attacked without cause, that's a long list to sift through. good luck!

إيران تتعرض للقصف منذ قليل. لم تأتِ القنابل من إسرائيل. لم تأتِ القنابل من الولايات المتحدة. من الذي يُلقي هذه القنابل؟

@AmySFindlay @thehill Lying cunt

@thehill I made my boys register. Why not do this?

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December thehill.com/policy/defense…

@thriceblindmice I have the Mr coffee one it was like $20.

@FargoIsHigh This is the direction I’ve been leaning. Which kind do you have ?

My Keurig broke. Should I replace it with

@NightmareFoxxyy @Ethrelite I notice it even more when playing my Switch in the dark.

@Ethrelite If you stare at your switch screen long enough you’ll actually be able to faintly make out the other home menus

Fun fact: the only reason the switch 2 runs better than the Switch 1 is because it no longer inexplicably runs 10 copies of the home menu at all times including while actively playing other games

WE GOT APPROVED!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA DIEE

@RickDoofus52908 Sure

Can I come to your work and crash the fuck out?

@Sanstan70 @wisconsin_now

@wisconsin_now Great story, only problem is you cannot change your vote once cast, no matter if it’s early in person or mailed in. Then again you do represent the Republicans so I’m not surprised you would lie.

Interesting message from a reader.

It really is. Half of my friends are dead of suicide and overdoses. It’s a staggering amount of people. You are most susceptible to extreme thinking and impulsive behavior before 20. Nothing matters if your kid dies of despair.

@NationRog @HQNewsNow You are a stupid bitch.

@HQNewsNow I am not a Donald Trump fan, never have been but, this is the wrong time to be calling for the president to be removed. There's a war going on and the adversary doesn't like any of you!

The following members of Congress are now calling for Trump to be removed via the 25th Amendment: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) Rep. Diana DeGette (D) Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove (D) Rep. Mark Pocan (D) Rep. Summer Lee (D) Rep. Delia Ramirez (D) Rep. Sarah McBride (D) Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D) Rep. Ilhan Omar (D) Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R) Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D) Rep. Seth Moulton (D) Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D) Rep. Ro Khanna (D) Rep. Maxwell Frost (D) Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D) Rep. Johnny Olszewski (D) Rep. Julie Johnson (D) Rep. Sara Jacobs (D) Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman (D) Rep. Lateefah Simon (D) Rep. Robert Garcia (D) Rep. Chellie Pingree (D) Sen. Ed Markey (D) Rep. Shri Thanedar (D) Rep. Rob Menendez (D) Rep. April Delaney (D) Rep. Nikema Williams (D) Rep. Steve Cohen (D) Rep. Joaquin Castro (D) Rep. Betty McCollum (D) Rep. Seth Magaziner (D) Rep. Eric Swalwell (D) Sen. Bernie Sanders (D) Rep. Jill Tokuda (D) Rep. Doris Matsui (D) Rep. Adriano Espaillat (D) Rep. Dan Goldman (D) Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D) Rep. Lori Trahan (D) Rep. Jimmy Gomez (D) Rep. Mark DeSaulnier (D) Rep. Valerie Foushee (D) Rep. Val Hoyle (D) Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D) Rep. Morgan McGarvey (D) Rep. Jahana Hayes (D) Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D) Rep. Christian Menefee (D) Rep. Scott Peters (D) Rep. Hank Johnson (D)